If it takes shit to make bliss then I feel pretty blissfully (1004 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.29 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bargled - "My heart's the bitter buffalo" (View user info) at 2004-09-18 01:20:50 EDT
It's another day, another dollar in debt at the University of Wyoming. Only six hundred people ate dinner, which was excellent as usual (it was Calamari and Chicken/Bacon sandwiches). My astronomy professor literally put me to sleep again with his lecture on phases of the moon. My German teacher is leaving me in the dust, but that's my fault. After all, I've only been learning it for two weeks and am already supposed to know what 'Die Europaische Union nahm ihren Anfang in Jahr 1957, als Deutschland, Frankreich, Italien und Beneluxlander die Europaische Wirschaftsgemeinscaft grundeten. In der EU der Zukunft leben dann fast 500 Millionen Menschen, und schon jetzt hat die EU das grosste Bruttosozialprodukt der Welt' means. At least I know Hummelwetter means shitty weather and nummer is slang for sex.
And Jagermeister goes well with apple juice.
I've begun finding ways to recoup the 19,000 dollars I'm going to pay to the school this year, so far all I have to show for it is probably ten dollars in pens. All of my astronomy quizzes are online, which makes Google a great tool to use. It also helps when the professor uses the same quiz two years in a row and Google caches the awnser sheet:
http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:Z8z-PqXTXFIJ:uwacadweb.uwyo.edu/astro1050/homework/homework03.htm
I haven't seen my roomate in four days. He hasn't slept one night in his bed this year. Oh well.
Ubersite, I came to party, where's John when you need him most?
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Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-10-17 11:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Question 10 was not difficult.
wow! you win! woo!
Did you decide to ace the quiz or cleverly get 9/10 to avoid suspicion?
actually, there were 15 questions, 5 weren't on there, so i got a 14/15.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-09-18 15:17:48 EDT (#)
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Question 10 was not difficult.
Did you decide to ace the quiz or cleverly get 9/10 to avoid suspicion?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
May the force be with you, Daniel San.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vegemite in spaghetti = more bliss
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, question 10 fucking pwned my ass.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:31:04 EDT (#)
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You don't have to be Galileo to answer those questions. If that was in fact your quiz and you needed google to find a cached answer sheet for it, rather than take the five minutes to do the actual quiz, then I pity you even more than I already do.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-18 01:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone's afraid of their own life.
If you could be anything you want I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?