How to know if shes ready to be kissed (2881 hits)
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Submitted by Josh Patrick<Legendary_Threat.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2004-09-18 06:13:25 EDT
I used to have no idea if a woman was ready to be kissed.
I could be sitting there talking to her, thinking to myself "Wow, her lips really look nice..." but I didn't know what to do next. This would often leave me kissless, and many times kissless for good, as I didn't get another chance.
Here's what I do now:
If I've been talking to a girl, and I want to know if she's ready to be kissed, I'll reach over and touch her hair while we're talking and make a comment about it. I'll say "Your hair looks so soft" and just touch the tips of it.
If she smiles and likes this, I'll reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time I also glance down at her lips and back up to her eyes a couple of times. If she lets me keep touching her hair, I know that she's ready to be kissed.
By using "The Kiss Test" I've been kind and complimentary, but by being very SUBTLE about it, I haven't given her anything she can object to. I now have a way of knowing if she's ready to be kissed that NEVER gets me rejected—and I know within 5 minutes what it used to take me hours or days to figure out...
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-02 11:40:32 EDT (#)
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Oh it was plagurised. Idiot
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-02 11:38:25 EDT (#)
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How do I know if she's ready to be kissed?
No pulse.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-02 11:37:59 EDT (#)
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Here read how to really treat and keep a woman... how not to get pussy whipped.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46718
Oh and have a plus2 cause I feel guilty hit whoring you.
Submitted by Pingu (user info) at 2004-10-02 11:20:52 EDT (#)
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This is the second shit I've read of yours that has been plagiarized.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2004-09-19 04:39:49 EDT (#)
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i thought that was funny too
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:40:48 EDT (#)
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Forget licking M's......
This made me laugh so hard I snorted:
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:17:17 (#)
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The early musings of a kid toucher. How sweet.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:19:14 EDT (#)
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'Paint a big M on her head and lick it.'
Fucking Hell that's funny.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-09-18 21:13:16 EDT (#)
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WOW you really do understand women ........ LOSER
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-18 17:27:39 EDT (#)
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I think I'd get scared if a guy suddenly started touching my hair and looking up and down my face repeatedly.
I'd probably turn away just because that lil "test" of yours would freak the shit out of me. Especially if you had that "meaningful" look in your eyes...
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-18 17:18:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:55:02 (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:48:49 (#)
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for that matter what would you do if the girl was bald?
Paint a big M on her head and lick it.
hahahahaha holy shit i'm gonna die
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-18 17:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:55:02 (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:48:49 (#)
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for that matter what would you do if the girl was bald?
Paint a big M on her head and lick it.
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lol
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:55:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:48:49 (#)
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for that matter what would you do if the girl was bald?
Paint a big M on her head and lick it.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:48:49 EDT (#)
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for that matter what would you do if the girl was bald?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:48:28 EDT (#)
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plagiarism indeed though it reminded me of something i forgot long ago.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:29:56 EDT (#)
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Plagiarism.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:25:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:54:39 (#)
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You really have no idea about women whatsoever, do you.
The amount of time you've obviously spent thinking about this disturbs me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:14:16 EDT (#)
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Enlightening
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:06:14 EDT (#)
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-2 for plagerism
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-18 14:04:38 EDT (#)
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if you go to kiss her and she turns away, that is not a good sign.
Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-18 12:03:30 EDT (#)
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you just copied everything in the online book. thats just really low.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-18 12:02:03 EDT (#)
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Shit, this would have been handy for me in junior high (18 years ago). NOT!
I need "How to know when she's ready to get fucked in the ass" or "The Idiot's Guide to Anal Sex."
Something like that.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:58:34 EDT (#)
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http://indianfriendfinder.com/magazine/articles/first/408.html?action= :IndianFriendFinder? hahahahahahaha
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http://www.loveforum.net/archive/t-786.html
http://www.doubleyourdating.com/page2.asp?source=3345
http://www.youareonfire.com/news/01100704.php
http://www.naughtyseduction.com/index.php/weblog/more/how_to_tell_if_shes_ready_to_be_kissed/
Wow, you're so cool.
-2die
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:37:29 EDT (#)
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This wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that you plagiarized this from some online book on how to pick up chicks. You Rico Suave you.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-18 09:05:23 EDT (#)
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Next time: how to tell if she's ready to be raped.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-18 07:49:05 EDT (#)
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"They'll be like wtf? -2die"
hahahaha +2 for that
-4 because I feel like it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-18 07:01:44 EDT (#)
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Um.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:54:39 EDT (#)
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You really have no idea about women whatsoever, do you.
The amount of time you've obviously spent thinking about this disturbs me.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:30:28 EDT (#)
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-2 because guys try this on my girlfriend and I end up kicking their ass.
If you're going to do it, do it. If they dont want to kiss you, they wont kiss you. They'll be like wtf? -2die and then you wont get any. Simple.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:23:36 EDT (#)
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no no no
all you gotta do is pull out your dick. if she smiles then she wants it. if she laughs at it, youre toast.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:22:35 EDT (#)
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What Method said.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-18 06:17:17 EDT (#)
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The early musings of a kid toucher. How sweet.