Male keys? Another poll on your car keys. (941 hits)
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Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-18 09:48:54 EDT
I would like to know what each of you carry on your keychain. There's a lot you can tell about a guy by their set of car keys.
Here's mine:
-main key
-"Undertaker" WWF bottle-cap opener
-climber's clip-thing
-square piece of chainmail I found in grade 6 by some bike racks
-Swiss army knife
-Paris, France brass thing
-leather Nissan (dealership location) badge
-Lotto 6/49 thing from old owner
-house key
Yours?
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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-Rape Foolmang's mom key
It's the only one I need.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
house key
car key
car alarm thingy
toy car
serenity prayer keychain
cvs card
keys to my desk at work
keys to my office
key to my best friends house
sorry, i'm female though
Submitted by PersonMan (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keys. 6 of 'em. And a can opener.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just car key, dorm room keys, and broken keychain from Brevard Zoo.
Used to have a lot more, but you don't really need many keys in college.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about female keys?
This is somewhat scary...my keychain
brass 10 Downing Street London -from 1984 trip
clip rock climbers use
brass Greenpeace
house key
office key
car key
gate/shed key
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a key i found on the ground
a key chain from the aladdin hotel and casino in las vegas
a mexican coin key chain i got on a cruise
a marvin the martian key chain i won when i was 12
a key chain from the space needle in seattle
and a key to suit case that i have no idea where it is
and more random keys i found on the ground.
Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
House key (red for when I'm drunk i can see it easily)
Gate key
Car key
Keyless entry button thingy
14 work keys
Labatt Blue 4 leaf clover keychain
Boston Red Sox bottle opener
Boston Bruins lanyard
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-18 15:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Girls, I suggest the following: get a metal chastity belt, and get a chastity key for it!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-18 15:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Office keys
Mailbox key
Apartment key
Gym key
BooksAMillion keychain thingie
Vermosa Beach flipflop keychain
Florida keychain with 'Mary' on the other side
Mike Shad Nissan keychain
Metal Roxy logo keychain
..that's about it.
No car key because my brother has it.. trying to fix it, I suppose.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-18 15:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some keys, a broken "Birkenhead garage" thingy and a picture of Ruthless.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-18 15:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Truck key
Harley Key
4 padlock keys
Key to truck tool box
Key to work desk
Mailbox key
Trailer hitch lock key
2 house keys
Garage door key
Kensington lock key
Climbers clip thing
Detachable link for the 2 rings
King Soopers discount card
Submitted by bootleg (user info) at 2004-09-18 13:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
house key
car key
ps. this post made my hangover worse
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-18 13:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a keychain.
I got my penis pierced with a ring, and on that ring my keys reside.
Oh, the joys of being a nudist.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-18 12:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Car key
House key
Remote thing for car
Pocket knife
Little world ball keychain I won in 1st grade
Food Lion Frequent Shopper's card
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Car Key
Metal thing with the number of my breakdown company.
well that was fun
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Truck Key
Keyless Entry Fob
House Key
Parent's House Key
Work Key
Boring....
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pathfinder key
Shitty car key
House key
Garage door key
Parents' house key
Three unknown keys: two house, one padlock
Wells Fargo keychain, although I hate Wells Fargo
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Car Key
House Key
Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
house key, uni home keys, a bugs bunny statue of liberty thing, and a J with james written on it. simplicity is best. otherwise you get an awkward bumpy bulge in your jeans. and thats just wrong.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-18 11:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Key.
NZ Boxing key tag.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish <I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish> at 2004-09-18 10:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-18 10:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My car keys, my house keys, a Bosch fob from my old band practice space which burnt down, a fob that looks like a kappa logo but is of two people shagging instead of back to back, a ford escort fob, my parents back door key, three keys that I don't know what they're for anymore, and my steering lock key
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-18 10:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you meet the girl of your dreams. Funny, intelligent, attractive, and lets you lick her bumhole daily. Oh and one more thing, I hope she's black too!
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-09-18 10:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Car Ignition Key
Car Door Key
Remote Entry Thing
Camaro Key Chain
Climber Clip thing
The Ford POS Car Key
House Key
Old Mailbox Key to an apartment's mailbox that I lived in 2 years ago. Still works.
That's it.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-18 10:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Car keys
house keys
keys to the dog kennels
one of those goofy little treasure trolls.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-18 09:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Car Key
Yellow tag from dealership (I bought it march 03)
Little metal tab with the key "number" on it, in case mitsubishi needs to send me a new key.
Remote entry.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-18 09:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a lot of shit on your keychain.
-car key
-house key
-wrench keychain
I feel naked.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-18 09:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a girl, but I'd like to play anyway.
* Car key
* House key
* Office keys (front and back door)
* Swiss Army knife
* cutesty little tag with my name on it
* USB flash drive
* usually at least one random set of empty property keys from viewings
(I'm a letting agent)
* cash box key
* key safe key (again, work related)
* little clippy thing so that I can have my keys attached to me for fear of losing them
* until today, exboyfriends flat keys
* three paper clips
* two hair bands
* sax case key
* one set mini screwdrivers
So what can you tell about me from that lot then?!