The Last Word (1690 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: 0.39 on 174 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Uber Madness 2004 (View user info) at 2004-09-18 22:50:27 EDT
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Entry 1
"I can't stand when you do this, Richard!" Elaine said, as she pressed down on the accelerator. "I asked you to do one simple thing and of course, you forgot."Richard and Elaine were only minutes into their journey into the mountains. Tensions were running high, as usual. Richard tried to diffuse the forthcoming catastrophe.
"I'm sorry, dear, I was at work all day and I didn't have a free moment." He responded.
Elaine bridged her middle finger and thumb across her temples. She began to massage her head as she quickly developed a headache. For years, she could never understand why her husband was so inept at doing the simplest tasks. How long could it take to make a phone call to a contractor? She feared that they would never get their porch redone before the winter kicked in. Embarrassment consumed her when she thought of the decrepit façade that graced their house.
"That's a bunch of malarkey. I know you took lunch. You should've called then." Elaine said.
She often called her husband a weak man. Surely, he was a generous, compassionate and loving person, but to Elaine's dismay, he often let people walk all over him. That was probably the reason why he never called the construction company. He was afraid they would give him a high estimate, but he would accept it anyway. He found it easier to be chastised by his own wife instead of enduring a normal conversation with another human being.
"Did you talk to Eric about that promotion?" Elaine asked. She didn't need to pose the question because she already knew the answer. But it was a great way to segue into an argument.
"No, I," Richard paused, searching for the right words. "You see, we were really busy and—"
"For God's sake, be a man and stand up for yourself! You've been working there for six years, giving it your all, I think you deserve a bit more, Richard. But no, you're too scared to talk to your boss."
"Elaine, you know that I was promoted just four months ago. How can I expect—"
"Because you never ask for anything. You stroll through life, idling by at a slug's pace. If you just stood up for yourself, and became more assertive, you could be something."
"I am something. I'm proud myself, and what I've become. You're the one who's not happy with your life."
Richard fell silent, watching the trees become sparse as his wife accelerated the car up the mountain. He hoped the conversation was over.
"At least I'm not a coward." Elaine eventually muttered.
As usual, Elaine had capped the conversation off with a condescending remark. It had been that way throughout all sixteen years of their relationship. Richard sighed, closed his eyes, and leaned his seat back. Just then, his wife began to panic, pressing down hard on the brakes but getting no response. The car wasn't slowing down, and they had just started heading down the backside of the mountain.
"Richard! I can't stop! There's something wrong with the brakes!" Elaine yelled, as she tried to keep the car on the road. Her efforts were fruitless. The car began to fishtail on a hard right curve, and it crashed violently through the guardrail. On the other side, the drop was a sheer eight hundred foot plummet to the bottom of a gorge. All sound dissipated as the vehicle descended downward through the open air, and the cabin fell eerily silent. Elaine's life flashed before her eyes.
She vividly saw images of Richard and herself on their wedding day, when she got too drunk at the reception and told Richard's sister that their marriage was a "last resort." She remembered the time that she organized the sale of her husband's mountain home that his grandfather built and he inherited. She said the money was for the children they never ended up having, but in truth she used it for cosmetic surgery. Elaine recalled the numerous times she had belittled the one man that truly loved her.
She felt reprehensible. Did he know how much he had meant to her? If only she had expressed this more often! All she ever did was make him feel unappreciated, unworthy, and pitiful. He deserved better. When reality came swirling back, Elaine realized she had only a few short seconds to tell him how she felt before their impending doom.
"Richard, I love you!" She shouted.
Elaine's eyes met Richard's as the car reached terminal velocity. Just before the vehicle disintegrated in a fiery explosion, he managed to respond to his wife.
"I cut the brake lines."
- VS -
Entry 2
My opponent threatened to kill me if I submitted my entry, because it is so good. Unlike many of you, my life means more to me than this contest, so I'm afraid I have no choice but to forfeit. I know you are all very understanding people, and hopefully I will get enough sympathy votes to launch me into the next round.Entry 1:
1Point21Gigawatts
Ancius
Anjie
AshK
AshyLarry
Azriel
babydoll
Badlands
Banga3386
Bigmike
BLITZKREIG_BOB
Brdn_Nkd
Bryan
butterball
calbearspolo
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
cexshun
checkyourmail
Circe
comicbookguy
congo
CoreaPeekay
corn_nugget
Coyote
creep_firebombing
cshape
Death_Metal_Dude
Dirtbird
dodahdave
drstrangedhruv
Durae
EatMeCompletely
EchoBoxing
electrictoothsyndrome
EmptyRobot
Endo_Fire
engine13
enraged_baboon
evolydal
facts
Falconer
FilthyAssistant
Fr057m0urn3
gamma
Genko
girlreporter
Gnome
godking
Herpes
hyprspacd
Ignore_the_Small_Print
Impassive-Digressive
jack11058
Jack_McCallum
JMG114
Julia
kabigon
KevinHo
KingHFB
knucklesnelson
Kristen
lathes
lilbill87
lizzers
lojope
Loren1
lrw
Malificent
mediconthemountain
MickGinny
MM_LP_Track3
munkeypants
Natalia_Everitt
NerfHerder
NetProphet
nitty34
OneCheapGeek
PatheticCapitalistFuck
Pentameter
Phallic_Cymbals
Phinch
Pingu
PWNstar
QueenAshlee
ralphmacchio
redraven
runninginplace
salmonofdoubt
satchel
seanfogy
shadow
shark25
SilvrWolf
Slovin
Smurfs
spedmonkey
Spiral_Abraxis
Spooner
Stabkill
stevie_says
Stin
StonedSilly
strider
SullyThePirate
tammy
Teephphah
thaumaturge
the_lone_stranger
The_Wizard
Therighteouswicked
thinning_temples
TigerLilly
tinactin
tlozoot
TonyMontana
Totally_useless
ugaly
Vermin
wazzawazzayo
whiskey_jack
WiKi
William_Q_Percy
Yes
yidele
youarsoghey
YouLookLikeINeedADrink
zombieZero
100 eligible votes (127 total) *
Entry 2:
01011010
91teggyRS
angry_keebler
Beer_bong
bob
d_prime
darko
DataForge22
Degreeless_Capibara
Disektor
DonkeyOnTheEdge
Falco
FunnyAsCancer
gibberish
hamilton
humor_me
Natsukau
omnifica
polyamorousaj
Pringles4eva
propertie_fenspost
razmataz73
Smithstudd
sparkle_pink
SPECIALk
steph
tuesdaydelay
Wandina
WRECKER
21 eligible votes (29 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-09-22 20:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
author of entry 2 is a worthless lazy poser. a lot of us have other things to do than this contest as well. but we choose to write instead of toke.
Submitted by godking (user info) at 2004-09-22 15:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 was good. Too bad the guy was in the car too.
GK
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-22 13:48:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-22 12:56:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-22 10:30:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:56:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-22 08:49:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-09-22 08:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Body count? Still liked it, though.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-22 06:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by "Author" 2 at 2004-09-21 04:00:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-19 05:13:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
"sympathetic votes"? Not a chance, you condescending lazy twat.
*******
And I'M condescending???? Please.
____________
I wasn't condescending. I was insulting and rude.
Submitted by lathes (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah shit, wrong one. Oh well.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 1
Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:06:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great story. you should cut your opponets brake lines!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-21 12:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-09-20 04:38:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry #1 was okay...could have been developed more at the end. There should have been more dialoguge b/t the wife and husband at the end during the part where she discovers the brakes were cut....something to reveal the husband had gone crazy. This had the potential to be really good.
Vote for Entry #1.
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I disagree with this. I think the ending is fine. The way he just matter-of-factly states he cut the brake lines reveals the same aplomb in his character as he seems to have always displayed...Kind of like in American Beauty, where Kevin Spacey's character goes off his rocker, he is still very much reasonable and frank in everything he does... I liked it that way!
forgot your +1 too.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-21 12:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1: Horray for Richard! His procrastination reminds me of myself. I am a little more assertive than he seems to be, but the opening argument about forgetting to do the one thing he was asked to do was eerily familiar...
2: Great ploy for votes! Too bad it's not true.
Submitted by "Author" 2 at 2004-09-21 04:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-19 05:13:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
"sympathetic votes"? Not a chance, you condescending lazy twat.
*******
And I'M condescending???? Please.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-21 00:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Author #1 at 2004-09-20 22:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually wrote this piece and submitted it only a few hours after I first noticed my title. It's not my best work, but given the title (which most people barely stick to) I thought it had merit. Don't worry, I'll step it up for round two.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because i really liked that post.
+1 cause #2 is a cunt.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-20 20:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Top notch writing Author 1!
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2004-09-20 20:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by "Author" 2 at 2004-09-20 19:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-20 10:38:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Author two, you wouldn't have won anyhow.
***
I guess we'll never know.
Submitted by WRECKER (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah! Take that you shallow bitch!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-20 15:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked entry 1.
Submitted by Endo_Fire (user info) at 2004-09-20 15:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-20 14:26:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-20 14:16:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-20 14:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Short but sweet.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:53:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:45:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The forfeit was well-written, but I probably would have voted for Entry 1 even if you wrote an entry.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was going to vote for 2 but the author of 1 threatened to kill me if I did.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:54:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:31:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:02:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-20 11:40:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ralphmacchio (user info) at 2004-09-20 11:31:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MM_LP_Track3 (user info) at 2004-09-20 11:14:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redraven (user info) at 2004-09-20 11:00:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dirtbird (user info) at 2004-09-20 10:52:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-20 10:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Author two, you wouldn't have won anyhow.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-09-20 10:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-20 10:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, 2. 1 would've beat you, anyway.
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2004-09-20 09:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-09-20 09:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-20 09:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-20 09:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, nice twist I suppose. Could be better.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-09-20 08:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-20 04:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-09-20 04:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-09-20 04:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry #1 was okay...could have been developed more at the end. There should have been more dialoguge b/t the wife and husband at the end during the part where she discovers the brakes were cut....something to reveal the husband had gone crazy. This had the potential to be really good.
Vote for Entry #1.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-20 04:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckers, if i see about 13 or 14 more forfeits, i'm gonna keep bitching about pussy shit snorters.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-09-20 03:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-20 03:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-20 00:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 was good anyway
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-19 22:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-19 21:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
De-Fault.
Submitted by "Author" # 2 at 2004-09-19 21:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-19 21:19:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
1 would have won regardless.
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regardless of what?
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-19 21:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1 would have won regardless.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-19 20:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People, when brake lines are cut, the car's breaks will still work temporarily. They will work until the master cylinder looses all pressure, then they will die completely.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-19 20:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im glad I scrolled down to see entry 2 before I read entry 1.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
while i do love a guy cutting the brake lines to end it all, threatening to kill an opponent just goes too far
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
geh
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-19 17:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... both very good posts. I think I'm gunna have to go with #1 though.
Average deaths per matchup: 1.24 (This post is above average).
http://tbd.yi.org/umbc.php
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-19 16:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-09-19 15:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-19 15:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-09-19 15:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-19 14:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-19 14:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
After reading the replies, I gotta say something. People, these are just stories, very short stories, THERE ARE GOING TO BE PLOTHOLES. Things won't always make sense. All you fucking assholes voting for for forfeits because the first post was unrealistic is just stupid.
If it wasn't entertaining and you just didn't like it then fine, but if you are voting against it just because some unrealistic happened in a fictional story about a page or two long, then you need to stop being such an anal-retentive prick.
You have the right to vote for what you want, but it doesn't make you any less of a whiny bitch.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, funny!
(I'd like to point out that my original comment was, "Heh, funny." But after some thought I came to the conclusion that this post was exclamation point worthy)
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2.
That's all.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't even read entry one, and I won't vote for a forfeit. I just wanted to point out that this was a title from last UberMadness.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 is spectacular! Awesome ending, well written.
Kicker of all ass.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice ending!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dick. (I mean you, number two)
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's true, forfiets are annoying, but this one didn't piss me off as much because it at least made an effort to be funny.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sympathy vote.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by 91teggyRS (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want you to go to the next round, so your husband will have no excuse to kill you.
Submitted by Ignore_the_Small_Print (user info) at 2004-09-19 10:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by razmataz73 (user info) at 2004-09-19 09:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Third default vote...but what is this? I disliked Entry 1 so much, I am voting for Entry 2! How could this be possible???
I'll tell you why. Because Entry 1 wasn't well thought out. Author, if you make it to the next round (which you most likely will because your opponent is a pussy [a FUNNY pussy, at least]), then please spend some more time thinking about your entry. People are reading this expecting good writing. Why would he love such a bitchy lady? Why wouldn't she notice that the brake lines were cut? I may be weird, but even backing out of my driveway I use the brakes. Other things I noticed while reading the story, but I can't think of right now.
Submitted by babydoll (user info) at 2004-09-19 09:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-19 09:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by propertie_fenspost (user info) at 2004-09-19 09:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoo whooo!
Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2004-09-19 08:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by mediconthemountain (user info) at 2004-09-19 08:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by thereisfookindone at 2004-09-19 08:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate reading long posts.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-19 08:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.
Submitted by omnifica (user info) at 2004-09-19 08:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-19 08:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-09-19 07:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-19 06:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was weak, Author #2.
Submitted by kabigon (user info) at 2004-09-19 05:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-19 05:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"sympathetic votes"? Not a chance, you condescending lazy twat.
Submitted by Therighteouswicked (user info) at 2004-09-19 05:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-09-19 04:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
decent story
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-09-19 04:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice plot twist at teh end. You could have developed it more, though. Made her seem even more unworthy.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-19 03:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Vote for Entry Two, You guys see a trend yet.
Submitted by evolydal (user info) at 2004-09-19 03:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-19 03:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked #1
i was almost gonna vote 2 to see how it would all pan out
Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-09-19 02:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pussy
(author 2 that is...first story is grrrrreat)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-19 02:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-09-19 02:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great great ending
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-19 02:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sympathy vote. Didn't really like one any way.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-19 01:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 2 rocked my socks, except for that it didn't.
Submitted by DataForge22 (user info) at 2004-09-19 01:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-09-19 01:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't want to vote for this, but you actually put work into unlike the other person.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-19 01:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Number one made me laugh. Am I a bad person? Number two-nice try.
Submitted by YouLookLikeINeedADrink (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCKING STOP WITH THE LOVED ONE DYING STORIES!!!
Two gets the vote because I hate whiny, "oh shit someone died" stories.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im voting for two because I know that nothing he wrote could have gotten him less votes. I want someone to look at my user and go 'i cant belive this idiot voted for that asshole!'
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think #1 is CATAL.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by KevinHo (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can write so much better with that title.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, entry 1, best story yet
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wouldn't the driver notice something wrong with the brakes when she was first heading out?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn shame #1 wins by a forfeit. It would have been interesting to see #1 topped. This is the best example so far of sticking to the title... alothough most titles have sucked and this one was good. Still, a solid little story.
I was momentarily tempted to vote for #2 though, since it followed #1 and was therefore the last word.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Slovin!
What's the total body count now? I can't figure out your page.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She never would have said she loved him. She would have said "Fuck you" or something like that.Still I must vote for you because of the weak ass forfeiting bastard pleading for sympathy votes.
Even a one word post such as "FUCK!" or "SHIT!" would have been better as a last word post. I know my last word will probably be....
"Finally."
Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by sneak at 2004-09-18 23:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with everyone? Entry 1 completely rules, it could have won against nearly any post in the first round so far.
Submitted by Bryan (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awsome!! I loved the twist at the end of the Entry 1--but if not for that, Entry 2 would have won with the Best. Forfeit. Ever.
Submitted by Pingu (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit goddamn, whats it take to get a decent entry around here? Why do people have to die? Death does not a good story make. Only because entrant two has no balls am I voting for number one.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm voting for 2 simply because I'm sure everyone else voted for 1.
***
HAR HAR!
Take that, Disektor, you unoriginal bastard!!!1!
;)
Submitted by lizzers (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh lawdy
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great work, Entry 1
Entry 2: FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU PATHETIC CUNT. It's bad enough that your cowardly ass forfeits... don't try to make trouble for innocent competitors too - not that anyone would take an idiot like you seriously
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm voting for 2 simply because I'm sure everyone else voted for 1.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wandina (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by zombieZero (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No sympathy vote here, bitch! Maybe some other time.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Had to vote for 1.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-18 22:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh SHIT that was good. I actually kind of wanted to vote for the forfeit because it really made me laugh, but in the end #1 was just too good.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wooo death
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no sympathy for quitters
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-09-18 22:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot how much I hated this stupid fucking contest during the first round.