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Submitted by <americaisbetterthancanada.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-18 22:57:29 EDT
Please complete these sentences:
Thank God for Canada because _____________.
If it weren't for Canada the world would not have _____________.
The nations of _____________ are free today because of Canada.
Canada is nothing but a leech, attached to and sucking blood from the US.
If
these useless country were attached to Mongolia it would be a fucking
wasteland. The ONLY reason it is prosperous is because of the American
economy, American technology and the American labor force. Just go there
and
try to tell the difference from the US? You almost cannot. America movies
everywhere, American business everywhere, American cars everywhere...
which
is not a bad thing mind you, just proving my point. Canada is a welfare
case.
Their military is almost non-existent and would have no defense if not for
the United States. Their joke a 45,000 man "force" could get it's ass
kicked
by the Rhode Island National Guard .... on a Tuesday!
--
"God Bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her, and guide her,
through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the
prairies, to the oceans white with foam. God Bless America, my Home Sweet
Home"
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
was this supposed to be enlightening?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-09-19 06:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is unfortunate that most intellectual, writer types are leftist idealouges who shudder at national pride. The USA is the best country in the world. Canada would have a hell of a time if not for US. Plus two for telling it like it is. You have to be intellectually dishonest in order to disagree with this post.
Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-09-19 04:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank God for Canada because our pot actually makes us stoned and only costs $50 for 7 g's.
If it weren't for Canada the world would not have a reason to go to North America (Mexico excluded).
The nations of the rest of the world don't look down on us when we visit them because of Canada.
Dum de dum, we don't like war, we like pot and good beer. Do you know that Canada has the 2nd highest standard of living in the entire world? And the States is only about number 10 or even lower on the list?
Don't be an ignoramous by posting midless gibberish.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-19 03:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sending my beaver to maul you. His name is Floyd. He lives in an igloo.
Submitted by monkey at 2004-09-19 01:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you should learn things.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-19 01:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please leave
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I American?
Yep.
Do I think this post is one of the smelliest turds I've ever laid eyes on?
Most definitely.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-19 00:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Thank God for USA because Led Zepplin"
I'm hallucinating, right? That doesn't say what it appears to. It cannot.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank God for Canada because Rush and Three Days Grace.
If it weren't for Canada the world would not have a hockey league that doesn't suck 10000% more than it does now. Look at the MVPs.
The nations of Canada are free today because of Canada.
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Thank God for USA because Led Zepplin.
If it weren't for USA the world would not have Quentin Tarantino.
The nations of United States are free today because of United States.
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Thank God for Britain because Apollo, Falco and Scott_James. *drool*
If it weren't for Britain, the world would not have Ozzy Osbourne.
The nations of United States are existant because of Britain.
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Thank God for Australia because crazy dudes who love animals rule.
If it weren't for Australia, the world would not have koala bears!!!
The nations of Britain [were] free of criminals because of Australia.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:27:00 EDT (#)
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oh, the income tax average is 32%. if you count the sales tax average of 15% put on the 68% when you spend it that's 42.2% is taxed and the rest is used for yourself. weve been studying it in class lately. i love my country... sorta.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Thank God for Canada because "God loves hairy women."
If it weren't for Canada the world "would not have as much land."
The nations of "Infant hockey fans and beer guzzling lumberjacks" are free today because of Canada.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
canadians are better than americans because we dont go out of our way to look better and we arent ignorant fucks =P
but being better than you isnt saying much.
Submitted by iloveamerica (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually the tax there is an average of 49%
Submitted by JustAnotherHunter (user info) at 2004-09-18 23:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank God for Canada because canadian girls love American guys.
If it weren't for Canada the world would not have Tim Hortons.
The nations of Quebec(?) are free today because of Canada.
Joking on that last one.
I dont mind Canada, my money is worht more there, but they tax the ever living shit out of you (20-30%)