Michael Moore inspired me to write this rant about niggers. (916 hits)
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Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-19 11:02:51 EDT
(Plagiarized and manipulated from "Michael Moore: Dude, Where's My Country?", page 184 OH NO!)
I seem to have encountered most of these niggers in the past year. Many of them have wrote shitty rap songs filled with a rapist passion rarely seen on our side of white civilization. Some stop me on the street and try to mug me or impose their nigger politics onto me. A few of these times I have asked if they would like to sit down and shut the fuck up. I don't engage them in argument but, rather, listen to them rap (with ears plugged) about pussy, guns and getting shot, cops, and how many girls they've raped recently. It's quite a spiel they spew. Their litanies of grievances are long, and they all sound remarkably similar, as if they get their daily talking points straight from Africans themselves. They seek nothing less than ridding the planet of anti-Affirmative Action whities wherever they might be letting one into college.
But, if you listen long and hard enough, you can hear their faint and distant cries for help. It's clear that they suffer from a unique pathology that is slowly driving them extinct. They are, at their core, very, VERY afraid. They are afraid because, ultimately, they are doomed. They are doomed because the cops are out to get them, despite Bush's initial pro-Affirmative Action politics. They haven't a clue what it's like to be white or obeying the law or listening to the books that speak English for once. This basic ignorance leads to their overwhelming and permanent state of fear. The fear quickly manifests itself into hate, which eventually leads to a very dark place. They become consumed with a desire to actually harm others, if not by their own hands (the ones that came back from Sierra Leone with their hands cut off), then by having their gang act in their stead: "YOYO WASSUP MY SWAB NIGGA, LET'S CAP THESE PIGS FO GOOD!"
This hate becomes not just political but person, as anyone who has ever been shot by one of these niggers, or has had an acquaintance or a bad experience with one knows. It is a rough road to hoe when you begin your day with strapping on body armour, and calling the cops when you see a nigger.
There is no school of therapy I know of to cure this illness; no medication developed yet by pharmaceutical companies for this conservative rage. (Other than drugs which make them instantly OD)
THE END!
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 20:42:12 EDT (#)
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I'm already in college.
OH, OH, HCP GOT PWNED!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:53:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:23:32 (#)
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Your grammer sucks no wonder you can't make it in college.
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I hope that was sarcasm.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:23:32 EDT (#)
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Your grammer sucks no wonder you can't make it in college.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-09-19 15:40:24 EDT (#)
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Go Iraq!
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-09-19 15:33:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:24:38 (#)
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Munkey, munkey, I get along with black people. Maybe this is just an expression of a minor preference, such as:
-I would never touch a black chick.
Maybe I'm trying to get a rise out of people? Yes, I hate rap. I do feel that crime is caused by these people. The educated ones are the ones who try to integrate themselves with society and SUCCEED. They are the ones who have no criminal record. I am attacking the niggers, the ones who, just by looking at them, you could tell have been in handcuffs more than once, and in jail at least one day.
So I'm assuming you hate white trash, too? Yeah I'm not a fan of the dumb black people either, they get annoying. All the TV stealing and watermelon eating.
I don't have a problem with some jews... more european or american ones at least. The middle east is all extremities. bleh.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-19 15:18:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:02:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:20:13 (#)
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I downloaded the audioboook for dude where's my country because it was more cost efficient. I subliminally listened to it twice over on my iPod while I slept. I am pretty sure that Fahrenheit 9/11 is the exact same thing with a lot of footage instead of words (or sounds in my case).
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Psychologists have done many tests to disprove the theory of subliminal learning while you sleep.
So...by doing that, you would have been actually doing a GOOD thing.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:49:42 EDT (#)
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I've read that book.
I liked it.
You just shat all over it.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:37:00 EDT (#)
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There are exceptions to the Jews. Larry David, for instance. Most of the people he knows are more Jewish in their behaviour than him, and they attack HIM only! Or John Stewart! He's a funny ass guy!
It all depends on your BEHAVIOUR. For example, Razor can be pretty Jewish sometimes, and he IS a Jew, go figure! You've just gotta hate someone.
Stereotyping is fun!
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:20:10 EDT (#)
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"YOYO WASSUP MY SWAB NIGGA, LET'S CAP THESE PIGS FO GOOD!"
Pure Gold.
My only disappointment was that you didn't attach the Sudanese Ass Sucker to this post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45425
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:14:11 EDT (#)
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you would hate where I live:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43875
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37868
I can see what you mean in some ways...
but
I do stand by what I said about you hurting other people by your
generalizations. I mean what if I said I was Jewish? Do you hate me?
Would your heart truly rejoice if you had learned that something
bad happened to me?
I am curious.. tha's all...
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:11:17 EDT (#)
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This was kinda funny, because i thought you were joking. Then i read your comment, specifically "I am attacking the niggers" ... and I thought, "Hold up, this guy is serious. Wouldn't it be funny if I posted this on blackplanet.com?" So I did. Just kidding.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:38:09 EDT (#)
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Auto Nigger Minus Two
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:29:58 EDT (#)
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Hmm, you think black people are bad? Try coming over to Glagow and listening to the white working classes. Five minutes and I guarantee you'll be wishing for the understandable, dulcet tones of ebonics.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:28:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:20:13 (#)
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I downloaded the audioboook for dude where's my country because it was more cost efficient. I subliminally listened to it twice over on my iPod while I slept. I am pretty sure that Fahrenheit 9/11 is the exact same thing with a lot of footage instead of words (or sounds in my case).
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The book covers only the first part of the war, and not the insurgency. Fahrenheit 9/11 is more up-to-date.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:27:29 EDT (#)
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As for Jews...let's turn that thing right around. Yes, I hate them with a genuine passion. Did they ever wrong ME in any way? No, but they harmed my brothers. They are harming many Arabs in the Middle East, they are harming their children.
Their children? Who cares, right? It's their life! Of course it's THEIR life, but they should think about their children. Would it be so blasphemous to NOT circumcize their little boys, and let them make their own decision as adults? An adult male, like me, who cleans his peener every morning, never contracts an STI out of thin air.
I just don't like how they try and impose their rules onto my brothers.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:24:38 EDT (#)
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Munkey, munkey, I get along with black people. Maybe this is just an expression of a minor preference, such as:
-I would never touch a black chick.
Maybe I'm trying to get a rise out of people? Yes, I hate rap. I do feel that crime is caused by these people. The educated ones are the ones who try to integrate themselves with society and SUCCEED. They are the ones who have no criminal record. I am attacking the niggers, the ones who, just by looking at them, you could tell have been in handcuffs more than once, and in jail at least one day.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:20:13 EDT (#)
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I downloaded the audioboook for dude where's my country because it was more cost efficient. I subliminally listened to it twice over on my iPod while I slept. I am pretty sure that Fahrenheit 9/11 is the exact same thing with a lot of footage instead of words (or sounds in my case).
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:19:20 EDT (#)
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Out of curiosity.. did a black person or a jew wrong you in some way?
Why the hatred? Were you raised like this?
By writing like this you are hurting a lot of people. And there are
people out there whom this is directed at who are very nice people.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:07:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:03:49 EDT (#)
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