I hate Goths and Chavs (Chavers/Scum) (1063 hits)
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Submitted by <mattross1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-19 11:30:06 EDT
If you're American or Canadian you may not understand this. If you're 15-35 years old living in the UK you certainly will :)
www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs2.htm
"JJB have a trackie put aside for me"
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-04 07:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:07:28 (#)
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Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:02:26 (#)
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Hehehe, I do live near Liverpool. Warrington.
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then i share your plight. I'm at the top end. west kirby.
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I thought only old people live in West Kirby? They fucking did when I did my driving lessons around there. Beige attired duffers leaping out in front of me or driving at 5 mph in front of me the entire fucking way. Beach is...brisk though.
I work in Aldershot, you should see what Chavtowns.com has to say about it. So true. So true.
I'm going to get a car like Goldie Lookin Chain's 'Chavalier', except I won't paint it Burberry I'll cover it in -2s and see if anyone gets it.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-04 06:55:31 EDT (#)
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wat no
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
link?
Submitted by yarmouthrepresent (user info) at 2005-05-04 06:46:02 EDT (#)
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I live in Norfolk and we have them by the 'Vauxhall Nova' load. well done for spreading the warning stateside, just in case they decide not to go to Ibiza or Faliraki on holiday.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats at 2004-09-21 05:44:30 EDT (#)
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I hate scallies. There are none in ipswich thank god..just london wannabe gangsta's, i was in chester at the weekend.. a fresh bunch of liverpool wannabe's walkin around town saying 'ere mate, cum ere an ill knock ya fookin block off ya fuckin moshaaa'
even though i dont like goths/moshers ect.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-20 08:04:24 EDT (#)
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fucking scallies
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-20 07:55:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-20 07:34:15 (#)
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You know how annoying it is when people negatively review and just say "No Comment"? Well quite a lot actually!
Learn to review fuckhead.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:21:55 EDT (#)
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NO ONE does white trash better than the British.
Submitted by Kent_Wierdo (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:40:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:18:02 EDT (#)
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"scum, or scallies, live to become a human leech on the department of social security. they come into the post office with their fucking giro demanding their filthy unearned cash."
Oh, I see. We(Americans) have those too. We call 'em "white trash."
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:02:34 EDT (#)
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I HATE the word pikey.
A:here people use it to describe goths/alternative/rockers etc.
B:I've never met anyone who uses that word who actually knows what a real pikey is.
Submitted by bootleg (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:14:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-09-19 17:17:12 EDT (#)
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Have a +2, on me
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-19 14:09:49 EDT (#)
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Everyone knows a chav or pikey.
Submitted by digsy (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:58:22 EDT (#)
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dirty robbing bastards......
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:56:49 EDT (#)
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Chavs are scummy mother fuckers, go to www.chavscum.co.uk for further information....
Scabby cunts!!! Die!!!
Ahem.......
Submitted by ahhahah <ksjdklsajdkl.at.klsjkldfs.com> at 2004-09-19 13:30:30 EDT (#)
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hahahahah look at all the ghetto people sitting in a line hahhhahahaha
Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:15:04 EDT (#)
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no no no. gangstas are completely different. scum, or scallies, live to become a human leech on the department of social security. they come into the post office with their fucking giro demanding their filthy unearned cash. they sicken me. they spend their life in the pub, on fruit machines, procreating more filthy, idiotic offspring making a vicious circle of downgrading. they are human rats, a pest to society. they live on cigerattes and booze. they have no aim in life of getting a job, just the easy life that we hand out to them daily.
many a time i've been coming home from the pub ratted and when i walk through the park, a 15 year old demands my wallet. i broke that fuckers jaw, and battered his little friend to a pulp. they fucking deserve to die. all of them.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-19 13:14:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:16:37 (#)
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OMG HAHAHAHAHA THAT LINK MADE ME LAUGH!
WTF IS A CHAV?
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Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:25:29 (#)
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A chav is a stupid dolie who dresses in burberry gear, and downgrades social britain.
Also known as scums or scallies.
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First time I've seen an answer to a question that creates more questions.
WTF is a dolie, Burberry Gear, Social Britain, and Scallies?
I'm concerned I may be a Chav, since I know what scum is.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-19 13:06:56 EDT (#)
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We have them here (US), too. They call themselves "gangstas" and wear more cheap jewelry than a Las Vegas hooker. They talk about "puttin' a cap in yo ass" but would wet themselves if confronted with a gun. I hear they exist in Japan as well.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:29:08 EDT (#)
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So it can generally be put into the "shit-eater" group?
Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:25:29 EDT (#)
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A chav is a stupid dolie who dresses in burberry gear, and downgrades social britain.
Also known as scums or scallies.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:16:37 EDT (#)
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OMG HAHAHAHAHA THAT LINK MADE ME LAUGH!
WTF IS A CHAV?
Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:16:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:07:28 (#)
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Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:02:26 (#)
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Hehehe, I do live near Liverpool. Warrington.
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then i share your plight. I'm at the top end. west kirby.
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Heheh, my auntie lives there, unlucky mate!
Just read your first post, quality. Lego was a really great invention!, unfortunately for you ;)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:15:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:07:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:07:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:02:26 (#)
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Hehehe, I do live near Liverpool. Warrington.
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then i share your plight. I'm at the top end. west kirby.
Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 12:02:26 EDT (#)
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Hehehe, I do live near Liverpool. Warrington.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:59:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.faceparty.com/toneh_duh_towne
Townies/Scallies are fucking retarded.
Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:58:57 EDT (#)
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try fucking living near liverpool where it seems all the 14year old cunts hang out. i swear one of these days i'm gonna go vigilante and just kill them all violently. fucking scum. dole shite cunts.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:44:54 EDT (#)
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Chavs amuse me no end. And the link wasn't too bad. Just try a having a little substance next time.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:32:47 EDT (#)
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What a quality post.
Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-09-19 11:31:27 EDT (#)
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Shit, link didn't show:
http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs2.htm