ramblings of a mad-man (415 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by screaney (View user info) at 2004-09-19 17:27:06 EDT
more stuff to rant about: internet pop-up advertising.
this is the ultimate insult to my down-time of care free cyber world browsing. as i'm casually 'surfing the net' and riding the wave of technology with my mouse and keyboard, i will often get this flood of unsolicited and unwarranted advertising. i feel like my ride is interupted, and my surfing is halted; as though the ocean itself stops moving just to allow these trashy and vulgar displays to thwart my enjoyment.
advertisement's offering guarantees of larger penile length in 3-4 weeks or blandishments of a hot and horny woman waiting for me within 5 miles of my zip code abound, all the while, i'm innocently trying to extrapolate the chemical compounds of a home-made fertilizer bomb from my favourite websites.
you don't know what kind of nuisance this can be. and i swear, it's not from any sort of spy-ware or subversive program or virus. it's the indellible mark of capitalism in a cesspool of information. the one's i hate the most are for those dating or match maker web pages. "stop dreaming, find your match today! only 39.95 per month." ofcourse the people they use for their advertisements are paid models that would never even dream of dating a low life like you. i mean, who really wants to rely on the cyber world to find his true love. it's like talking to a machine, for pete's sake. ya sure, they're all smiles and stuff in their pictures, but these pictures are fabricated facades to lure the ingenuous into a pit of despair and false promise. the people behind the pictures are fools who exploit their own pulchritude and firm bodies to allure the lustful hedonists who have nothing but a strong right forearm. we are whoring ourselves to commercial industry.
and what of love? love doesn't exist. it's a cute little attachment that speciously affectionate people tag onto their relationships. assuming you are a heterosexual, like me, there are about 3 billion other people you may be attracted to. if you claim to have found love at some point in your life, question why or in what way you loved that person. i'm sure there is a duplicate, or even a thousand others that you would love if you had met them. love is just another form of convenience - what seems perfect at the time being best for both. if love is exclusive, what is the possibility that you found that 1 in 3 billion and it just so happens that the person thinks you the same. statistically, the chance of this is (1/3,000,000,000)^2 = 9*10(-18). does anyone have a grasp of this number?
it doesn't matter. no one will agree to this arguement because it seems so cut and dry. did i mention how callous and inhuman i have become in recent days? i keep some pretty misanthropic company. i owe it all to them. awesome!
have a good day you scoundrels....
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-19 18:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mad-man gives you too much credit.
Ramblings of a Moronic, Cry Baby, Pussy who doesn't have sense enough to get a Pop-up Blocker.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-19 17:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you're complaining about advertising in material that you get for free? go suck a dick. the internet is made by the same people who are advertising on the internet. people have to make a buck somehow. you probably think youre being inventive but this shit has been done a million times before. if you hate popups, then use a browser that blocks popups, like firefox. www.getfirefox.com