Attention authors: Stop the killing. (656 hits)
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Submitted by Slovin (View user info) at 2004-09-19 22:53:30 EDT
After compiling the data from my recent body count list, I've created this graph.
The results are conclusive: Stop the violence and you have a better chance of winning.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-13 05:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kochier is a nuking bastard. Bart-Bart, I can't see how you can ban brendan but not this guy.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-12 20:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-20 02:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what about natural causes? i mean, you can stop the killing, but can you stop the dieing?
Submitted by Krautski (user info) at 2004-09-20 02:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about Jews?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-20 02:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
death can be fun. it just depends on how it happens. all this suicide and the sappy deaths are boring.
hardcore violence is what we need
Submitted by an author at 2004-09-20 01:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's true, and also pretty funny, because sometimes when an author makes an effort to not be all 'WOE IS ME' and 'PEOPLE DIE!' they get sworn at for what they wrote.
Pretty hypocritical if you ask me.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Totally agree.
Random violence is so passe and just shows a limited writing ability.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Earth collides with a 20 billion population alien planet in my story. Alien and human guts litter the galaxy forever creating beautiful meteor shows on mars once every mars year.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The irony of the whole thing is that you're more obsessed with deaths in stories than the writers who actually put the deaths in their posts. Except maybe for that 6 billion guy.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-19 23:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
People are tired of reading about deaths. That's all there is to it.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-19 22:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's probably true. But I knew there had to be a way of turning all those numbers I generated into some kind of colorful graph.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-19 22:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
depends on who does the killing. Shipping and Handling had some deaths but it was a damn good story
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-19 22:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome idea. Awesome graph.
So you're saying there's a CHANCE?!