GDubbs gets a big surprise in Pensacola (680 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.07 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (View user info) at 2004-09-20 11:58:11 EDT
So I wake up yesterday morning, make a few sure-to-be losing calls to my bookie, and enjoy a nice breakfast before a Sunday afternoon of football induced turmoil. I flip to FOX News (I try and watch them all), and they're right in the middle of showing GW walking around the streets of Pensacola viewing the hurricane damage. Boooooorrrriiing, until, wait a second..... I know that girl. There, amongst the villagers, the man with the green hat and flag, and the old hausfraus following the President around like the might at any second drop to their knees and begin furiously fellating him, was the girl that I had spent many a summer nights with.
She was the co-subject of a previous post of mine (cockblocking 101). This was an ex-co-worker (can you have two hyphens in a word?)who took a job at some third rate marketing company in Florida at the beginning of August. Things ended on a poor note when I decided I would rather take bong hits on a beautiful sunny afternoon than drive 3 hours to her ridiculous college graduation party, but I never told her I wasn't coming. I like to avoid confrontation.
Anyway, back to my point. I was quite awestruck, since I've never seen anyone I know on tv before, especially for the extended time of 3 minutes or so that FOX was covering the same scene, so I was watching very intently. She actually shook George Bush's hand, and she got a kiss on the cheek. From the president of the U.S. And that's when my mind began to wander, back about two months her beautiful hair blowing in the evening breeze, her lips so supple and sweet.....me railing her from behind then quickly slipping around front and slamming her reverse cowboy style, then finishing with the coup de gras, my 27 fl oz load on her head,neck,chest,breast, and face. Not to mention the numerous other times that she had given me assistance reaching climax. Then of course the next logical thought would be that George W Bush had actually shook the hand that had been wrapped around my shaft and cockhead, probably 50 separate times. He'd kissed the cheek that had had my semen dripping off of it only 60 days prior. My penis is only two degrees seperated from the leader of the free world's mouth. I sat in my chair, mouth ajar, thinking about the implications of this.
George Bush has practically given me head, he's practically jerked me off, and he's just about tasted my load. I may be the first person in US History to nearly receive head from a sitting president.
Thank you
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-17 15:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, dipshit, before I kill you.
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-09-22 15:21:32 EDT (#)
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stabkill is gay
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:46:11 EDT (#)
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Pretty fuckin' hilarious.................
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:00:15 EDT (#)
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I also like to think about the reverse situation, that my ex-girlfriend has also basically eaten out and fingered laura bush
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-20 14:36:06 EDT (#)
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I agree, although stabkill's comment is somehwat off base, it's still fucking funny
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:56:29 EDT (#)
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Stabkill's review made me laugh like a madman here at work.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:46:48 EDT (#)
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i once took a shit on your mom's face after she sucked me off, i guess you and G.W. are even now.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-20 13:38:48 EDT (#)
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gay
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-20 13:14:55 EDT (#)
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That Stabkill dude can't take jokes apparently. Maybe he needs cock.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-20 13:03:13 EDT (#)
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I hope you don't ever shake anyone's hands. The same can be applied to YOU.
How many closet homosexuals do you know? YOU CAN'T ANSWER THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE CLOSET, ASSHOLE. You shake their hands at a business meeting or after you have not seen them for awhile...
You have just shaken the hand of a man who had several different cocks in his hand beating them off to climax. You have shaken the hand of a man who has fingered other men's assholes.
This arguement is insane and ridiculous because it would apply to a vast majority of the population.
Unless it was the night before, and she failed to wash up afterwards... It is not remotely the same thing.
Your mom is a whore that gives blowjobs as well. Remember that image the next time you sit down to eat your dinner, you miserable, womanizing jackass.
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:59:20 EDT (#)
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I actually had to break out my new name, just for this post, very fitting.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:54:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by IcyBlackHand (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:46:31 EDT (#)
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I may be republican, but this was just fucking hilarious
Submitted by trees (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:41:15 EDT (#)
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that was wonderful. i think it was the most beautiful thing i have ever read.
part of my 2 degree quiver includes:
hilfiger
jay-z/beyonce
puffy
britney
john mayer
outkast
i'm only really proud of jay-z. fucking faggot
"i rock a chick y'all rock a fella."
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was actually entertaining. Good (blow)job
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:39:09 EDT (#)
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Wow...
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:35:08 EDT (#)
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"my 27 fl oz load " - lies!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:31:05 EDT (#)
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hahahahahah
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:29:39 EDT (#)
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I had a similar thing with Tony Blair.
Except I actually cummed on his face. The fag.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:29:16 EDT (#)
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ahhahaahahah!
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:25:46 EDT (#)
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plus fucking two
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:25:32 EDT (#)
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Yeah! Fuck Gee-Dub-Ya! Blow a load at him!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:15:02 EDT (#)
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Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to
cum on the president.
-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-20 12:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha awesome.