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Sally meets John (838 hits)

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Rating: 0.85 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by insanethemind (View user info) at 2004-09-20 16:37:12 EDT


John, 32 years of age writes books solely for the blind, braille for the all_too_ignorant.

Sally, 35 years of age has been blind since birth. She has enjoyed several of John's books over the years.

Current Setting: A coffee shop

Sally is up on stage, reading from a piece written by none other than John, our seeing protagonist.

"and that was when he realised his dream." she concluded to raptorous applause, as she came to the end of 'Swinging Vines'.

Sally stood, and with the aid of her cane began to walk offstage just as the next performer came on. She felt them walk towards her, come close and whisper in her ear "that was exactly as I meant for the book to be read, in that very tone." Bravo, Sally."

Before she had a chance to respond he was gone, out on stage spotlight on the bestselling author.

They all knew who really stole the spotlight that night though.

They all knew.

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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jesse_ray (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm here. been on sabattical (sp?) for a week or so.


tricks are pretty good at the moment now actually. you?



shandythedog: yes sir. next time i will ask your express permission.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Report to the action lounge immediately.

I have a bone to pick with you.

No, that's not right I have a bone to RUB ON YOU.



Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's going on here, sneaking posts up without my knowledge???

how's tricks, YOUNG man?


Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-21 02:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Short but neat. I like it.

Submitted by Women <ihavechronicpmtandineedtogivey> at 2004-09-20 19:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know these people they are swingers.

Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-20 18:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I liked it.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey firefly (tracee) how are you doing? how are the rest of your family?

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wookie thats exactly what i was going for, thanks!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hmmm, I kind of like this, in so far that it suggests it took the reader (Sally) to make the writer's work complete.

His indelicacy aside, I agree with Random Joe's wording.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no need for nasty words, rj


your sentence may sound better, im still undecided yet i do stick by my own wording.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-20 17:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

alright fuckwad, I personally don't typically refer to the singular as "them"...

Perhaps if you weren't a half-wit you would have written "She felt someone walk toward her..."

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

random joe: them was in reference to the next performer, and they were walking towards her to get onstage, to take her spot.


or did you really need that explained?

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Meet my -2.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-20 17:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"She felt them walk towards her.."

Who are "they", and why are "they" walking toward her?

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

perhaps sped, perhaps.


i dont know much about honeycake, is he/she/it a troll?


I think this post was worth reading but to each their own

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gee, I wonder if prettygirl is somehow affiliated with honeycake?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hate to break it to you prettygirl, but your vote doesnt count.


i know these kinds of things

Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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