I hate hospitals (757 hits)
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Submitted by Ana Gastire <jackparker968.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2002-10-22 22:13:07 EDT
My head hurts. I don't feel much like being 'wordy' which should relieve sum of you *yidele* :) . Anyway, I was just found out I may be going back to the hospital soon (sumthin I hate with a passion) and I realized that hospitals are very incompetent places. Seriously. Last year around this time I was put in the hospital for a rather serious reason and as the hospital attendents where wheeling me from the catscanning area to my room I saw two people in hospital coats running around with walkie talkies saying things like "Code yellow- we have a 1982 here." Come to find out..they misplaced an ICU patient. Now I am sorry but who in hell wants to be in a hospital where people misplace you?! Come to think of it, I still dunno if they found the person. Next day the nurses tell me they have to redo all of my testing because my files mysteriously disappeared. Well gee, thanks. Some acne prone 17 yr old wheels me down to the scanning area and tells me someone will be with me in a minute..but um..an hour later- where are they? Apologies at this point were not accepted. Back in my room..time for bloodwork. Some lady comes in and looks for the tubes she has to put the blood samples in, but she can't find any. And since she's too lazy to go and order them she says "ah well, we can put em in here for now." here being a paper cup. (I ended up getting my blood drawn again because she put the samples in a paper cup and someone disposed of it). When I am finally allowed to leave they order a nurse to wheel me out to the lobby because I was still having trouble walking. Finally my dad just carried me out because it was 45 minutes later and there was no one to wheel me out! Maybe I am being unfair- maybe this isn't all hospitals..but all I know is that hospitals do not have good reps lately. No, this post means nothing- I realize that, but hey! I'm not preaching, I'm not advising, just thinking- damn my head hurts and damn! I have to go back.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-09 06:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Random Post Mondays!
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2002-11-26 10:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it is a good article, don't listen to yidele. He is just jealous because he doesn't have an original writers bone in his body. He is good at copying news stories and pasting the site where he found them, so at least he doesn't commit plagiarism. I guess we could commend him for that?!?!
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-11-09 09:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's a good article
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-10-29 13:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
is this the same fat heifer who just suggested a contest?
I guess "aww grow up yidele and fight like a...." really means something else ;)
Truth to tell, if what you've posted so far is any indication of your abilities, then you really *did* put your best foot forward - its just too bad that your can't write. Sure, I'm not under any obligation to review your posts, hell - you're not under any obligation to post them either, but if you choose to cut & paste your juvenile crap where I can read it, expect to have your inadequate bullshit exposed for what it is. Not only are you nowhere near the level ( admitedly pedestrian ) that I represent - you're not even on D_D's SnoopPup's level & THAT is a nadir rarely reached on this site...
yid
P.s In my humble estimation you're not fit to write copy for kmart chash register recipts, much less a high school english honor class...
Submitted by StrongInMind (user info) at 2002-10-29 05:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no but I am too far above you to try and come down to your level..therefore I will remain stationed where I am, and be a better person for it. Besides, who's to say your "lyrical verse" or whatever you choose to title it is even yours? No way of knowing my dear- so instead of putting my best work out there for the sake of one person I don't even know (which, by the way, is what you are doing), I'll pass. Again, let me reiterate- you are not forced nor asked to read or review my stuff or anyone else's. So when you read something you aren't fond of- get over it. Tis the way of the world hun, and getting worked up over the internet is probably a chronic syndrome...seek help. Wishes, Ana
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-10-29 03:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What, is this a lyrical challenge? Why don't YOU respond in kind ( if you're able)? Is this really the best you can do?
Submitted by StrongInMind (user info) at 2002-10-28 14:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aww grow up yidele and fight like a..I dunno whatever you are.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-10-28 13:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This heifer is precisely the reason why you should all try crack. You deserve a wholesome alternative to her prose.
Submitted by StrongInMind (user info) at 2002-10-27 21:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This, kiddies, is why we must be good little children and never smoke crack...
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-10-26 23:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fatass heifer, look to your stern!
yer ass is on fire, your buttocks will burn!
so jump Ye for terror & shimmy with might,
yer ass is on fire & it's quite a sight!
Yer ass is on fire, or didn't you know?
tis' friction with plastic that set it aglow;
yer ass is a'flamin, yer booty is hot!
you've melted your keyboard with your twat's hot spot!
I told you, I warned you, I said no to do it!
I've begged & I've pleaded - this day, you will rue it!
I knew what was coming, I tried hard to worn you,
I said " Carefull, child, Internet'll burn you"
I've begged & cajoled, discussed it & railed,
but deep down, inside me, I knew that I'd failed.
your cunny, my child, is of devil spawn
As are your desires which cause you to moan
Twas your moaning & groaning that called up old nick,
he gave you this url and made you so sick.
No catscan, no pap smear, not even a dildo
will cure your disease - only peni will do!
No keyboard, not cyber, not even hot pr0n
can make up the difference when for penis you yearn!
Submitted by StrongInMind (user info) at 2002-10-26 19:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok see..I rest my case on intelligence. I really have to laugh at this..well I would laugh, except that this isn't so much funny as it is pathetic.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-10-26 16:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
strong in mind & weak @ heart
brake yer habit of despair,
leering perverts did prepare
that which'll surely makes you fart
Keyboards chafe your fanny raw?
fufme drive burnt to a crisp?
dildobot won't accept lisp?
mousing 'round ain't fun no mo?
trolling nightly as you do
takes a toll on your cumputa
so unclasp your fleshy thighs
and let out a mighty tootah!
Take a bath, for Xenu's sake,
put on any shapeless rag
douse your flab in sweet cologne
and some dork must take a stab!
There's no secret to this plan
cause' it's based on sheer dumb luck
if you wan't a pithy fuck
find yourself a drunken man
fufme drive -- http://www.onzin.nl/fufme/faq.html
dildobot -- http://www.botbattle.com/botbattle/viewbot.asp?ID=2670
flab -- http://www.mateinastate.com/bizarre/24/2001Calendar.jpg
drunkenman -- http://www.halusz.bcn.sk/video/nehody/drunkenman.mpeg
heartless bitch -- http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/insults.shtml
Submitted by StrongInMind (user info) at 2002-10-26 08:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok children, let us not argue about what is correct and incorrect in the world of propoganda, all right? I can type very efficiently and correctly, I thank you all for your concern but it is unecessary. I have certainly decided that there will always be a section of people who are unsatisfied with the work I (or anyone else) put out- and that will always be, so why stress out? <-- most likely half of the people out there will complain that what I just wrote was "too correct, too prudish"- n if I type lke dis <-- the other half will say I am writing illegibly. Either way my friends, we all lose! Take care you guys. Wishes, Ana.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-10-25 15:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanx razr. U r awesum. <===See how stupid that is?? It took me longer to type that because I had to think of how not to spell things. Maybe if I was trying to type with my nose or a toe or something more vulgar, I would abbreviate words to such an extent, but as long as I have opposable thumbs, I will type like a human. Not to say that people who have lost their thumbs in a freak snow blower accident are sub-human...you know what I'm saying.
Jason
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-10-25 14:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna have to chime in on hendrix's side here, it doesn't take much to make your words look correct and everyone I know who types in d3wdsp33k is either a teenager or hopelessly lost. How would you feel if you were meeting your heart surgeon before a bypass operation, and the first thing he said was " 'sho nuff, sum-in done gone wrong down theyah, but weez gone fix you up reeeeal good. "
In an anonymous environment such as this, your grammar is one of the only things people have to go on.
And Yidele, getting your "cat scanned" is just a euphemism for a crotch on a copying machine. It's hard to get dates these days, you've got to post what you can on the 'net!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-10-25 14:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok hendrixjrr u are an ass :D still good story ana
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-10-25 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could somebody translate that last message for me? I got to the part where is said SUM and I thought we were talking about addition and then it all fell apart.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2002-10-25 04:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yidele that was immature, lol. Ana, that's a funny story and hendrixjrr, if that was SUMthing :p that needed decoding for you then I'm surprised u no how too wrk the net at all (bothers u dunt it). PE@CE
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-10-24 08:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate computer lingo. If you type sixty words per minute, and each word averages five letters, not typing the "e" in some and saying "sum" has saved you 1/5 of a second. Now that means that you would have to type five stupid words to save one second. That's not very efficient. This doesn't even take in account the time the reader spends trying to figure out how to use the decoder ring to understand what you're saying.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2002-10-24 06:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why were you getting your cat scanned? Is this the only way you can get someone to pay attention to it? I've spent some time in hospital & generaly think that emergency rooms are the best places to score for barbituates & opiate derivatives. And those nurses are so friendly! all you have to do is ask them for something & they bring it; if you want a sponge bath ( something many people are afraid to ask their spouse) you just have to ask! Enjoy your holliday, try not to eat any jello if you can help it ( BSE, you know), and molest all the young interns while you can - soon you'll be home & have to rely on more direct means to attract men/women/animals to your den...
Submitted by StrongInMind (user info) at 2002-10-23 18:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm- if you don't think I knew how to spell "something" then you aren't too bright. First off, most people I know use 'computer lingo' or abbreviations, and if that grates on your nerves then you are better off not reading the things I have to say- or anyone else for that matter. Grammatically correct enough, for you? Wishes, Ana.
Submitted by dirtypaws <dirtypaws.at.springmail.com> at 2002-10-23 15:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You might want to check up and update your HMO, sounds like a shitty hospital to me. The word is SOME. As in "Some of you" and Something" not Sum
Some - a few
sum - + the sum of 1 plus 1 is 2.
Submitted by Gina Lee at 2002-10-23 06:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol that's more like it! Funny funny, good job. Are yOu ok though?
Submitted by Gina Lee at 2002-10-23 06:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol that's more like it! Funny funny, good job. Are yOu ok though?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2002-10-23 02:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True story:
I was in the hospital once as a teenager, and I had an IV in my arm - one of the 3 entry ones. Here's a drawing.
A
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B ===| |=== C
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D
A is into my arm. B,C,and D are tubes for medicine to go into. When they are not being used for medicine, they have this little cap they screw on to stop blood from flowing backwards thanks to the phenomenon we generally call BLOOD PRESSURE.
Unfortunately, late at night when a nurse changed my medicines out, she neglected to screw the cap on tight, so it came off, and thanks to BLOOD PRESSURE my god damn BLOOD started to come OUT OF MY BODY.
I woke up in a pool of blood... I had lost so much blood I was woozy and didn't understand what was going on... I'm lucky to be alive.
I never told my parents what happened because at the time I was just like oops, glad everything worked out... if I had been older I would have known enough to sue the living shit out of them for everything they had.