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A Little Alliteration (654 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 1.2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TaK (View user info) at 2004-09-20 16:57:38 EDT


Bored. Don't know what the fuck this is, just wingin' it:
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"Applying anger appropriately along agreed and allocated avenues allows arrogance and apathy only an arm length of possible anarchy. But, believe me, being bent, bruised, and bored to bone by barring basic bestial becomings (apathy, anger, arrogance), belies your very birthright.

Consider the constant cornerstones of your core, however controversial, and keep them confronted; however cold and calculating, disconcerting or conscience crowding. Deny the depth of no despair; doff no doubt that declares doom until doubt dishes out no other druthers.

Except in exceptional examples, earn earnest ears not through erstwhile existentialist expounding but through earthly, honest, open-ended interaction. Forgetting fear further facilitates future feet forward; greed and gullibility beget the gutting of growing greatness. Hinder hilarity however little as humanly possible, heighten humor and harness heartfelt hope. Don't harden your horizons. Imagine illumined intricacies inherent inside, jest at jealousy, just jihad on jeopardizing injustice and keep kindled your kindred confidence.

Laugh long and lustfully. Let losses linger long enough to learn your lesson, but master making the most of monotony and mold your mind modestly. No never negates every niche you could nest in, options may be open you've overlooked or over thought. Please people. Perfect your personal perspective preemptively.

Question quietly the qualms of quaintness, resolve regrets and remember to rally and revel in respect. Say sorry and say sir, support your selves and seek strength some others surrender. Tell the truth, try to take time trusting what you're told, treat tomorrow as today, and truncate your tenacity to a tolerable tremble.

Undo your untruths and upheavals; understand when understanding appears unwise. Vocalize your very veins and wander wondering whether wonder will work with what you want or only war with what you don't.

...Xenophobic xylophones yearn yonder yielding Zoloft zarking zebras."



(Okay that last line was lame as hell and I ripped the word "zarking" from Hitchhiker's Guide, but come on, it was the letters 'x', 'y', and 'z'.)


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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"(Okay that last line was lame as hell and I ripped the word "zarking" from Hitchhiker's Guide, but come on, it was the letters 'x', 'y', and 'z'.)"




+2 for that line.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-20 18:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was quite creative

Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas at 2004-09-20 17:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shenanigans you fucking whore!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, she's been going around hitting everyone.

Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh my god.

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Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2004-09-20 17:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A little lameness. Actually, a lot.


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