Why I left (743 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.5 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fingerbang <str8pimpin213.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-20 21:05:08 EDT
Starting back in about December, I posted on ubersite about every day up until May. During that time I made many people angry and even became the poster child for getting banned by Bart. You new users won't remember but most of my posts in the beginning had to do with hating Canada and Britain. The fact is, I have never been to either and I have never really met anyone from these two countries. I was bored and I had fun leaving people with no sense of humor mad at me. I have had a few hate posts written about me and it is funny because when I'd sign on with another name and write a post I would get posts written about me praising my work. Anyways, I had fun.
I came to this site out of sheer boredom. I finishing up my last semester in college and worked at a job where I pretty much sat around a computer and did nothing all day. I started out searching the internet for short, funny stories to keep me occupied during my time at work and soon ran accross boredatwork.com. Of course, that site led me here and after posting some serious threads that nobody read, I changed my name and posted stupid threads that made absolutly no sense and became a regular on the most heated. Within a couple months I had 30,000 hits and had everybody on the site hating me. Being banned by Bart only made me more popular and soon he was forced to unban me by the furiouciousness of the crowd here at uber. I now am a pawn in the corporate world making a ton of money but not having any time to write on ubersite which is probably better because thinking of these mindless things makes me stupid and last night I ate a cheese sandwich out of my belly button.
Back to the point is getting to the hairy cellphone disturbances that wreak havoc on my goodyear whitewalled convertible hightops. Remember reebok pumps, they were way better than la gear but surly they stunk like fat meetloaf. In other words, having to blow my cheese everywhere is far more fun than blowing my nose because my nose doesn't have miniscule amounts of pee pee in it and peace i'm out.
User Reviews
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-14 09:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good riddance
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-21 04:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-21 04:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 4105 and in the top 10.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for old times sake. When I had 30,000 hits, that was back when that was in the top 30 users. I was registered 4395 and in the top 30. Better than you assholes.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-20 22:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I finishing up my last semester in college"
Not an English major, I hope.
Besides, you didn't "leave." Nobody ever leaves completely. Plus, you posted something earlier this month. I'd welcome you back, but I don't really care.
Submitted by L0s34 (user info) at 2004-09-20 22:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:12:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed away.
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You're just like him, so shut the fuck up you hypocritical fucktard.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-20 22:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:31:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
You became a posterchild for shut the hell up. Your 'demand' for an unbanning was Fetish and Koolmang, or any other "troll" that happened to be wiping his ass off on the internet.
-2 DIE
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I never demanded fingerbang's return. I don't want the competition.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shit, 30,000 hits? That's three times more than me.
Course, I'm a total loser.
Uh, fingerbang yourself.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM THE KING!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have 70,000 hits. I think I'm sucking right.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, 30,000 hits.
You the man.
You can't even suck right.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You became a posterchild for shut the hell up. Your 'demand' for an unbanning was Fetish and Koolmang, or any other "troll" that happened to be wiping his ass off on the internet.
-2 DIE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-20 21:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have stayed away.