It's one of three things... (736 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-09-20 23:06:44 EDT
After living here for about 5 months I notice that I have a new neighbor. Rather, I notice her car. It's the same kind as mine- A VW Golf. Same year. Same everything. She parks next to me.
The matching cars always amused me... Until my car got reposessed. Then the sight of her car was a dagger tearing through my heart. That's besides the point, really.
The first spring she lived here she got a puppy. A Golden Retriever. I have a Golden. I thought, "how cute, we have the same cars and the same dogs".
Then winter rolled around. She has the same jacket as I do. Not "similar"... SAME. It's not one of those "common" jackets like Columbia... besides her, I've never seen anyone with the same jacket.
So...
We live in the same apartment complex.
We drive the same kind of car.
We have the same kind of dog.
We have the same jacket.
That's four similarities.
Then we stopped to chat one day.
We also go to the same school. (eastern michigan)
We have the same major. (Social Science... which is quite obscure, I actually had to dig quite a bit to even FIND this course of study. It's a combination of anthropology, sociology, and history)
That's six things.
I came home tonight and noticed her dog standing on her patio. I was looking at the dog as I walked by, and something in her kitchen caught my eye.
She has the same kitchen set-up that I have. Mind you, I SCOURED the city to find this particular set of decorations. I found them tucked away in a dirty dusty back corner of a bargin-shop.
They aren't common decorations... no daisies or sunflowers here. It's a complex Oriental pattern- I'm not talking typical Oriental dragons dancing on a field of red fabric. I'm talking etched black designs drawn into an off-white background.
She has never been in my apartment- nor I in hers. We have only talked once. I even went so far as to turn the lights on in my apartment and walk by the kitchen window to see if my decorations were visible from outside. They are not.
Coincidence, Fate, or Stalker...
You decide.
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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
University of Florida whooped Eastern Michigan in football a few weeks ago.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 13:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay, you seem upset: I believe you :)
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-21 12:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You need to break into her apartment and see if she has a shrine
or something filled with pictures of you.
Then, naked tickle-fights.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-21 12:10:20 EDT (#)
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I swear to god I'm not exaggerating.
The only part I left out is this: My car was blue, hers is silver.
The rest is PURE FACT.
I SWEAR.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 11:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe not a lie but sounds exagarated to me. Or maybe YOU are the copycat?!
+2 anyway because you annoy me but I still like you which would make want to have sex with you if I'd met you in real life since humans love ambiguity and duality.
um...yeah...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-21 11:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh come on... if this weren't a true story don't you think I'd make it better than THIS?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-21 10:49:17 EDT (#)
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shenanagans
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-21 10:36:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/37802
(that's about my car)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-21 10:34:34 EDT (#)
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My Golf got repoed because my ex-husband was paying on it, and he decided to STOP paying, but never told me.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-09-21 10:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uncanny.
She's probably noticed the similarities too. Maybe she thinks you're stalking her, especially if she saw you pearing through her kitcheen window.
She'll have probably moved by Christmas.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-21 09:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Gayness comes quickly to mind here.
So, do you have a shot at banging this twisted bitch or not?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-21 09:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like a porno waiting to happen.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-21 08:54:34 EDT (#)
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She is trying to take your place, once she has enough similar material possessions she will kill you, and carve the skin off your face and wear it around like a Halloween mask.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-21 08:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's your Bizzarro. For every superpower that you have, her's is opposite and of equal strength.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-21 08:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sybil.
Submitted by Styles <ptdomal.at.comcast.net> at 2004-09-21 07:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What about panties? Provide pic's and Ill compare.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-09-21 04:42:26 EDT (#)
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How did you manage to get a GOLF taken from you?
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-09-21 04:22:14 EDT (#)
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Doppelganger.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-21 00:39:06 EDT (#)
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"Until my car got reposessed."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! OH GAWD!!! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVAR!!!
If you two have sex, the universe will collapse in on itself. Take pictures!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-21 00:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We have the same briefcase...
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OooooWeeeeOooooo....spooky shit. Do you curse when she stubs her toe or orgasm when she's getting laid next door?
Maybe she's composed of anti-matter (negatively charged corn-nugget atoms) from the flip side of this universe.......
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a schizo, you are seeing yourself.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are ya', gay? Fuck her. Unless shes ugly.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is she hot?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's me.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
An act of God
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stalker
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like a stalker to me