Masturbate for peace (1113 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt <loser_punk_boy999.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2002-10-23 12:13:23 EDT
lol..here are a few slogans of the "Masturbate For Peace" petition..
Stop human loss, give yourself a toss
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Ignore Bush's war calls, play with your balls
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For peace to work, you need to jerk
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War is heinous, thumb your anus
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Three times a day keeps war at bay
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Attack your crack, not Iraq! < hah
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You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
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War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
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War is wrong. Whack your schlong.
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My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
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Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
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Palms Not Bombs
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I'm going blind for Mankind
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Stop the hurt, let it spurt
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Ban war, jerk some more
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War is silly, whack your willy
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Think globally, whack locally
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(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-06-12 23:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random_Joey-Jo-Jo at 2002-10-24 01:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yuk! Do guys actually thumb their arses while jerkin' the gherkin'!!! I thought only us chicks did that. hmm....learn something new every day i spose.
Submitted by dirtypaws <dirtypaws.at.springmail.com> at 2002-10-23 15:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fucking great. You ROCK!