Some good things about niggers. (1552 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: -0.67 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-21 14:35:04 EDT
Bart-bart, you racist fart. Why did you make the Iraq category so racist? Heh...
Anyway, I decided, Ubersite, time to go lax on the niggers, and list a few things I can admire them for.
1) Their black hue prevents them from getting sunburnt.
2) Acne can be hardly noticable, and so can breakouts or rashes.
3) A black dude can spend his entire life indoors, and when he comes out, you can hardly tell the difference. However, there is a difference:
-if he has glasses, he's a geek.
-if he dresses like he's ready to go to jail, and talks like he was raised in the Bronx, then it's easy for him to cover up his anti-social lifestyle.
4) AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BABY!!!
5) The race card, which is hardly ever effective once you start to abuse it, because people catch on, and equal violent justice onto you.
There you have it. Do you guys like me more now? I probably don't care.
DIE NIGGERS AND JEWS!
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-01 13:44:47 EDT (#)
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loldrums
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:30:47 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-22 04:47:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:16:52 EDT (#)
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Crap. Go chug some maple syrup. I bet your a Bloc supporter.
Submitted by m00 <m00.at.gamespecial.com> at 2004-09-21 23:15:34 EDT (#)
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man talk about lame
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:13:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:09:07 EDT (#)
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Super don't care!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:50:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:42:43 EDT (#)
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careful now
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:33:04 EDT (#)
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My name is legallady, and I do not approve this message.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:04:11 EDT (#)
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Tell me, do you think you're exempt from the one-post-a-day rule because you're a racist?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:27:17 EDT (#)
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if you post more shit i will post the picture of you.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:25:06 EDT (#)
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You bastard, you!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:01:54 EDT (#)
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hcp28, Bart is a fucking pussy. Oh by the way, from now on, I'm not even going to capitalize your name. I will capitalize Gook, however, so everyone can see it.
Anyway, Bart has rules, and I'm following by them. Technically, you should be getting banned for spamming my posts whenever you get a chance, or whenever you missed some. YOU...ACTUALLY...SCAN...MY...POSTS! That's an admirable trait. Who's the loser now? Before you say "You, obviously you stupid Canadian" (how witty), I might as well say it's you since you make me such a big part of your life. Are you sure it's not YOU who's gay?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:40:39 EDT (#)
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Ain't it the truth.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:36:09 EDT (#)
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I wish Bart would just delete your account altogether.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:05:34 EDT (#)
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"Why don't you just, fade away."
-Davros
Submitted by DrCactus (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:50:06 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure if Tiger woods is a nigger, but I hate him too.
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Now that's funny.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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What he said.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-21 15:35:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-21 15:24:43 EDT (#)
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>>Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:06:13 (#)
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your the nigger
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i thought slavery was abolished, do you own a nigger?
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:17:53 EDT (#)
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I hate niggers so much. Oprah, Denzel Washington, Aunt Jamima, Kunta kinte, Colin Powell and I'm not sure if Tiger woods is a nigger, but I hate him too.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:07:20 EDT (#)
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rating BOOOOOOOOOOOST
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:06:13 EDT (#)
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your the nigger
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-21 14:59:25 EDT (#)
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Why would you give a flying fuck about affirmative action? It is a U.S. law, nothing to do with Canada fuckstick.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:57:58 EDT (#)
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Point #1 is factually inaccurate.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:57:02 EDT (#)
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why even finish reading it.
hitwhore.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:56:03 EDT (#)
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Wow. All I had to do was read the title and I KNEW who posted this.
To all my cholo-niggers, blaxicans, gaysians, honkeys, and Nazi firewood:
I love you all!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:52:16 EDT (#)
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polywallydoodleaj (AJ) <ajcassidy221.at.yahoo.com>
I see you were quite happy after Ubercon, eh? You had to make the gayest username in history?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:47:22 EDT (#)
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I hope you get murdered by someone black.
Raped too.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:45:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-21 14:42:46 EDT (#)
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Four Mexicans, four blacks, and a Chinese person = a sprinkler
- "spic spic spic spic, nigger nigger nigger nigger - chink"