Ain'T Too Proud To Beg (2478 hits)
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Entry 1
Marcia Sanders was washing dishes in the kitchen, as her son burst through the front door in tears. She knew instantly what the commotion was about."Oh, honey! Did that Jimmy boy make fun of you again?" she asked, running to him and wiping his tears.
"Y-y-yes. He m-made fun of m-my of my..."
"Joey, don't let anyone make fun of your stutter, no one is perfect. I'm sure that Jimmy Spadia has some problems too that he doesn't tell anyone. C'mon, I made chocolate chip cookies. They're in the living room. After you do your homework you can go out and play."
He took off his backpack and went into the livingroom as his mother went back to washing dishes. Marcia loved her son more than anything. He was all she had. Being a single mother with twelve-hour workdays, she had great difficulty raising a child. Marcia tucked a stray strand of her soft blonde hair behind her ear and stacked the last dish. It was 4:13pm and she had to be to work in less than twenty minutes. Was getting pregnant at fifteen part of her plan? No. Nothing good had come out of that two minutes of pleasure. Except Joey.
"Alright, kiddo. I gotta go to work. The number's on the fridge. Have whatever for dinner. And don't go to bed too late. Love ya," she kissed him on the cheek, and was out the door.
Joey diligently finished his homework and went outside. Some of the boys in the neighborhood were already out riding their bikes so Joey joined them.
"Hey Joey, guess what I got in the mail," said Tim Foster in a braggy tone.
"I don't know. W-what?"
"Check this out," he handed Joey a folded letter. Joey flattened it out and read it to himself:
29th Annual Ritnerville Youngster Marathon
To the parent(s)/guardian(s) of Timothy Foster,
Congratulations! Your child has been chosen to be among the two hundred children picked at random on January 24, 2189, to take part in Ritnerville's 29th Annual Youngster Marathon. You shall consider it an honor to have your child in our marathon. The event takes place on March 1st at 3 o'clock pm at the town track in front of Ritner Tower. Any questions, feel free to visit the Ritner Estate on 24 Providence Street.
Memorial Service will be held the next day, Sunday the 2nd at 1 o'clock pm.
Your child's number for the marathon is sixty-seven(67) which is enclosed. Good luck!
Signed,
Jasper Williams
Vice President, Ritnerville
Joey refolded the letter.
"W-whoa that's so c-cool," he said.
"I know," said Tim, "look at this, it's my number," he held up a large sticker with the number sixty-seven in black digits. They boys gathered around Tim congratulating him.
"Man, you're so lucky, Tim. I wish I was in that marathon," said a neighborhood kid, Toby Simmons. The rest nodded in agreement.
"Well, my dad said that the letters are still being sent and tomorrow's the last day until all two-hundred kids get their stickers. Maybe one of you guys will get a letter and we can run together!" said Tim, exciting his friends' hopes.
After another two hours of hanging around with his friends, Joey went back home. He made himself macaroni and cheese to go along with a glass of milk, his favorite meal. He finished his meal, watched some television, and went to sleep, with hopes of getting that coveted letter tomorrow.
At midnight Marcia got home from work, peeked in on her beautiful little boy dreaming, and went to sleep also, after a long day.
*****
Recess. It was usually every little boy's favorite time of the day, but for eight-year-old Joey Sanders, it was forty-five minutes of avoiding Jimmy Spadia. He hated Jimmy and Jimmy hated him. Joey had never done anything to offend him and he had never even really talked to him before, but Jimmy still persisted on incessantly teasing Joey because of his stutter.
"Hey, Sanders! How many times did you fuck your mom last night?"
"Sh-shut up. G-go aw-away, Jimmy."
"Sh-sh-sh-shut-shut-shut u-up!! G-g-g-g-go aw-aw-aw-away, J-J-J-Jim-Jimmy!!" mocked the 150 pound sixth grader. His cronies laughed with him.
Joey turned around and started walking away.
"Where you going, faggot? I wanna talk to you."
Joey looked back and saw that Jimmy and his buddies were running towards him. He ran as fast as he could towards the jungle gym. He ran and ran, through every square yard of the playground, but his enemies refused to tire. Without any other choice, he ran off of school property and into the woods. Jimmy was the only one left chasing him now. Joey sprinted his heart out through the woods for as long as he could.
Curiosity overcame him so he took a glance back. No one was there and probably hadn't been there for a while. This short loss of attention caused Joey to not look where he was going, and his right foot was caught under a raised tree root. His body rotated, as he tried to break his fall, and twisted his foot in the wrong direction. He screamed.
Marcia opened the mailbox on 49 River Street to see just one letter. She tore it open:
"Dear parent(s)/guardian(s) of Joseph Sanders,..."
*****
"Hello, Mr. President. My name is Marcia Sanders."
"Nice to meet you Miss Sanders. What is it that I can help you with?"
"It's about the Marathon. I want to take my son out of your competition, please."
"I'm sorry, but that's not possible. The two-hundred children picked are the two-hundred children who are going to be in the event. I cannot change it. I'm sorry Miss Sanders."
"Please, you don't understand. He sprained his ankle badly and he's on crutches. He can't run. There's no way he's going to finish the race."
Ritner smiled, "Miss Sanders, it'll be all the more interesting if your boy is disabled. I wouldn't care if you came in here and told me he was a fucking oblong with no arms or legs, he'd still roll as far as he could to that finish line. Have a nice day. Guards," Ritner's wrinkly face was contorted into a somewhat sadistic smile.
"No! Please President Ritner, don't make my little boy run that race! He's all I have!" she fought away from the guards and ran up to Ritner's desk, "What do you want? My house?"
He burst out laughing, "Miss Sanders I own this town. If I wanted your house I'd just take it if I wanted it. Be gone."
The guards again had Marcia by the arms, but she was kicking and screaming and again she got away from their grasp, "Do you want sex? I'll give you sex. All the sex you want if you take my Joey out of your race."
Albert Ritner stood to his feet, walked around his desk and looked Marcia over from head to toe.
"No thanks. I don't find poor blonde whores attractive. Guards take care of this worthless woman," he said and walked back behind his desk and sat down. Two guards took their clubs from their belts.
"No! Please I'll give you anything! I beg of you, take my son out of the Marathon!," she screamed, as one of the guards struck her in the face with his club.
Again Ritner laughed, "You have nothing to give that I want. The Marathon is tomorrow and your boy will run it, crippled or not. You should consider it an honor. The greatest honor."
"Please," another club struck her in the side of the head, "have mercy..."
*****
Joey spent that night at the Ritner Estate, and the next day he was escorted to the big race.
"W-w-where's my Mom?" he asked occasionally, always getting a vague response from a guard.
He talked to some of the kids he knew that had been chosen also to compete. Tim Foster was there, and so was Jeremy Hansel and Mike Gardener. Joey observed the starting line. The race itself wasn't even a 'marathon' really. It was a five-hundred yard dash on a straight track, and the citizens of Ritnerville lined both sides of the lines cheering and screaming. All the racers were boys and girls between the ages of seven and fourteen, just like it had been for the twenty-eight years before that this annual custom had gone on.
"How you gonna run with them crutches?" asked Tim.
"I d-don't know. I'll just h-have to t-try my h-hardest," stammered Joey, racer number 191. He scanned the crowd for a few seconds but didn't see his mother.
The bell rang. It was time to line up.
The three boys said good luck to each other, and went to line up in their pre-ordained spots. There were ten rows of twenty, and the ground had a painted number where each racer was supposed to start. Joey hobbled to the third row, seventh child over, and stood on number 191. Again, he tried to find his mother in the crowd but to no avail. He looked to the clock of Ritner Tower. It read 2:58:39 in digits. Less than two minutes before the bell would go off for the second time.
Joey readied himself. He tied his only shoe, and made sure his crutches had no loose bolts.
The other children also prepared by stretching their legs and other warm-up techniques such as jumping jacks and toe touching.
President Ritner sat in his decorated throne at the finish line, and ripped open a bag of popcorn.
The crowd stared at the Tower in anticipation. They started to count down from 10...9...8....
The sniper readied himself, laying on the top of the Tower, and lit a cigarette.
3...2...1.... RING
The children sprinted, and Joey hobbled. There were cracks in the air as some ended the race early. Kids ran past Joey, as he kept the rhythm of both crutches in front, then alternating with his good left foot. He said it to himself as he went, "Crutches, f-foot, c-crutches, foot, p-p-pull, step, pull, s-step," and kept his focus ahead towards Ritner Tower. The boy in front of him met his doom early on, and Joey had to maneuver over his body.
The crowd reacted to every casualty.
"Why do you do this?" asked Jasper Williams, the Vice President.
President Ritner seemed to ignore him at first, but then looked him straight in the eye, "My father began this Marathon twenty-nine years ago. I once asked him that very same question when I was a young man, and old enough to see that what was going on was corrupt," he looked back to the track, "and he said something to me that made perfect sense. You could allow Satan himself to rampage through the neighborhoods for one minute a week, killing as many people as he wanted. Of course there would be an uproar at first and everyone would wonder the reasoning, but soon, if it continued long enough, people would look past it and it wouldn't be questioned. It would be accepted as any other ritual."
"That may be true, but eventually Satan would kill every single person if the 'ritual' goes on for an extended amount of time. Don't you see that?"
Ritner ate some popcorn, laughed once more, and said, "True, very true. But it won't happen immediately, Williams. There is going to be a day when the citizens of my town become intelligent and see that some of my policies and laws are a little bit..."
"Tainted?"
"From your point of view, yes. Ritnerville won't last forever, that's a fact, but I'm trying to make sure that those people do not get smart as long as I'm alive," finished Ritner. Jasper walked away, not wanting to see the carnage on the track.
Joey was now the farthest behind the rest.
"C-crutch, f-foot, pull, s-step," he said, hobbling as fast as possible on his crutches. The crowd around him became irrelevant. All he saw was the Tower ahead of him.
A heat surged through his body, and he knew that it was his time. He felt the scope on him. He knew that the sniper determined that it was Joey's time to finish the race next.
Two bullets flew through his chest and out his back.
When it was over, and the track was cleared, the officials counted that 124 out of the starting 200 children finished it.
The Memorial Service was held the next day. People cried over their lost children, but no one questioned why the Marathon had to happen, just like every year.
Marcia Sanders wasn't there to be at her son's grave.
- VS -
Entry 2
As I ran my fingers down her spine, I thought, hmm, "I wonder if she would let me eat a bowl of soup out of her ass?"There is almost nothing that Sandy wouldn't let me do now; since I found out that she had a threesome in college. An angel by the truest meaning she has always been, treating me better than one so perverse should ever deserve. When I first discovered this debacle, I was shocked, and quite honestly, terribly envious. To think, I almost dumped this girl over it. I mean, why didn't I have all the crazy tales of debauchery? How could my innocent Sandy, who during our first time made me hold her hand and whisper sweet nothings in her ear, fuck two people at once? That's right, a hard-core Chinese-fingertrap style gangbang. It drove me nuts, then wild, and then nuts again.
Holding my smashed ego in her hand, she literally begged me to reconsider my rash motions to walk away and find a girl who liked to take on only one dinger at a time. She promised to make it up, any way she could. She gave me the Wonka ticket on her ass. I couldn't say no.
Now, I consider myself to be somewhat creative, and enjoy the odd experimental trip, but let me tell you, dear reader, I went Zappa on this chick. Sweet and innocent looking she was, until I had her alone. Her protests were half-assed at best, and sharply muted by my three fingers held high.
It has been about six months and I have done everything I could possibly imagine with my dear Sandy. From the reverse jackhammer to eating Glosettes' raisins from her fillet, I've been there. She will even sit there while I prepare the blue cheese for the bi-evening tea bag. I must say, she certainly has been a good sport.
Despite the fact that I was going to town on this chick, it didn't make up for the image in my mind of her packing kosher sausage all around the fat slab factory. I was being a straight jerk, and my sex was becoming angry sex. It didn't take too long for Sandy to realize this, and gave me the ultimate ultimatum: "Here's the score. You've been into some weird shit for far too long with me, and I'm sick of it. As much as I love you I cannot have you punish me with adventurous sex any longer. Either you find us a third party to settle the score and get all of this over with, or just fuck off."
All I could muster was a "Whoa".
A dominatrix as long as she could ever remember, Donna was more than willing to join any couple for a romp. My friend Al knew her from the Manx Club, where she works the door. I had seen her before and thought that she was pretty hot, and hell, Sandy wanted to get my pride in check, so I made that phone call. Done deal.
Bad idea. Donna was more into girls than guys, and I didn't find that shit out until she had me laced to her bedpost. I, being utterly incapacitated, was left to hear Donna slurping and tugging at an exuberant Sandy. I couldn't even see the filthy plunging going on, so I raised protest. This is where my pride took the damn 180. I was forced to beg... to simply watch! Shit, at least I got to see some girl on girl action.
At the end of the evening, I tucked my smurf-balls back in their frilly mesh-sack and whimpered like a schoolmarm. Needless to say, my adventure with 'Donna', or as I call her, "Fish Market No. 1", dashed all fleeting hopes and dreams I had with Sandy. Sandy was better at getting laid, getting chicks, and even better than me at being a guy.
Upon reflection, I probably should have merely continued on with that dirty, dirty... bowl of soup.
Entry 1:
91teggyRS
Aladdin
AlahAckbar
alwaysoutnumbered
Anjie
AshK
Azriel
babydoll
Badlands
Banga3386
BillsSBChamps
BLITZKREIG_BOB
bob
Brdn_Nkd
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
Caulaincourt
checkyourmail
Circe
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I.G
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MyNameIsTim
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YouLookLikeINeedADrink
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93 eligible votes (134 total) *
Entry 2:
Alice_in_Wonderland
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AshyLarry
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coley
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darko
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potatomanjack
project_nessa
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shitfuck
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xenon
27 eligible votes (39 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:40:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-09-29 09:36:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-28 22:38:55 EDT (#)
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I voted for horrific number two because of plagiarizing bastard number one.
Stephen King did it so much better than you'll ever be able to.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:07:19 EDT (#)
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i laughed
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-27 14:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice adaptation of "the lottery" however there were a few inconsistancies. ie 4pm to midnight is not a 12 hour work day.
still good.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-09-27 12:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked #1
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-27 10:45:54 EDT (#)
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"Nothing is original. Nothing has yet to be written or thought of. "
WHAT? ...sounds like a LAME ASS excuse from someone who is a plagiarist.
Thank you. Not only are you a plagiarist, you've proven that you're an idiot too. (But I already knew that because you misjudged and insulted the intelligence of a lot of the people on this site by thinking they wouldn't notice you are a plagiarist, and I find that extremely irritating.)
BTW, ever heard the line "10,000 people can't be wrong?"
Read through this thread a few more times, and keep on trying to deny that you're a plagiarist. Plagiarist. Pull your head out of your ass and at least make the attempt to save some face by admitting you made a mistake.
Submitted by ValakasDemon (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:17:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:56:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rooster (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:O
Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2004-09-26 17:54:50 EDT (#)
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Confusing. I like perverse stories, but this is just icky
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:00:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Little Lulu <123.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-25 22:29:23 EDT (#)
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tight.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-09-25 21:03:01 EDT (#)
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Hey "Plaigarist" (sp?)
Have you ever read The Long Walk? I need to know.
Submitted by MeowKittyflapperjack <ccmcmcmfk.at.ggg.com> at 2004-09-25 14:16:47 EDT (#)
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ass kickadge!
Submitted by Plagiarist my arse at 2004-09-25 02:37:01 EDT (#)
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Loren, what I said was sarcasm in case you didn't catch it. I didn't start writing this thinking "Hey I'm going to rip off The Lottery" I wrote it intending to use the theme of the corruption of ideals and government. The Lottery and apparently A Long Walk have been based on that similar theme and so have probably a dozen others. It's no different than someone writing a story about a monster killing people in the woods or lovers divided by cheating followed by suicide. Nothing is original. Nothing has yet to be written or thought of. Call me a plagiarist all you want. "Fine I will. Plagiarist!"
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me of something, but i can't put my finger on it...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:33:22 EDT (#)
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Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist. Plagiarist.
HEY AUTHOR #1---
Think of (don't copy) Edgar Alan Poe's "The Telltale Heart" ... and then think of me... plagiarist.
Submitted by ZenVolador (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:44:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:34:03 EDT (#)
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Entry One: Interesting but not expounded on very well. Reminds me of "The Lottery."
Entry Two: What the fuck?
Entry One wins by default.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:28:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Galgos27 (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:07:03 EDT (#)
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Intersting I guess.
Submitted by roxxxy4 (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:02:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:40:33 EDT (#)
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they both suck. What about #1? Are they in Russia or some shit? And #2 just sucks.
Submitted by simple at 2004-09-24 11:01:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:42:54 EDT (#)
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Alice in wonderland -
"#1 was definitely original...."
I bet you feel sorta stupid now, eh?
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-24 05:41:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ignore_the_Small_Print (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:51:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent, Pure and excellent
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
whats the body count up to
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:16:03 EDT (#)
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I don't know what to do.
The 2nd entry sucked, but the 1st one was a blatant fucking ripoff of Richard Bachman/Stephen King's "The Long Walk".
BLATANT
(unless of course it wasn't read by the author)...
so I'm torn, but my curiousity as to whether or not anyone else noticed this has forced me to choose between the two. 2nd it is, I suppose.
Rotten.
Submitted by mountain24 (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:39:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:37:58 EDT (#)
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Dear christ, I feel dirty for even voting. Entry one was poorly written, but entry two was... Eh.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-09-23 18:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1, +1, ... two minutes of pleasure....
Submitted by Alice_in_Wonderland (user info) at 2004-09-23 17:42:09 EDT (#)
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#1 was definitely original, but a little all over the place. #2 was short, sweet, and messed up. yay :-)
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:23:20 EDT (#)
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entry one was a little confusing at first, but the second just didn't do anything for me
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:18:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I.G (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:48:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:45:11 EDT (#)
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Didn't like one at all.
Submitted by Katja (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:41:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Earlzy <Earlzy.at.Hotmail.com> at 2004-09-23 12:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Entry One was a blatant Lottery Rip-off.
Props for the Bowl O' Soup
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Terribly mediocre. So the mom worked a twelve hour work day, yet left at 4:30-ish and came home at midnight? You must be a math major huh? The second entry was fucking awful though.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-09-23 11:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good call, Loren1.
Submitted by ewlong3 (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:46:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Numerous people have said that the plot of "The Long Walk" by Stephen King is identical to this shit I wrote. Pretty interesting especially since I've never even read it to copy it. Don't believe me? I don't care. If I were to purposefully steal an entire story and shrink it down, don't you think I'd imagine beforehand that someone would pick it up?"
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, plagiarist. Just because you didn't read that one in particular doesn't mean you didn't copy it from "The Lottery."
Face it, you're busted. If I were you, I'd withdraw and hang my head in shame. Plagiarist.
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"I recently read the short stories "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson, as people have stated, and "The Sniper" by Liam O'Flaherty. "
Gee. We're SHOCKED. Plagiarist. I read the long walk 20 years ago, and STILL remember the details. You're admitting you read this plot line "recently" - another nail in the coffin of plagiarism.
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"I was interested in both, so why not mix the themes very loosely and make a story good enough to get past round one?"
Why not? Because it's plagiarism. You unimaginative tool.
This isn't a high school book report, it's a writing contest. Original material, thanks very little. Plagiarist.
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"but everything is derived from something else even if only minimally."
That may be true, and as an artist I get ideas from all over the place, but I don't TRACE other people's work, nor do I copy paintings, nor do I use the exact same subject matter. This was HARDLY MINIMAL.
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"Most fictional stories, if not all of them on this site have been inspired by another work, I guarantee it. Some just do a better job of concealing it than others. "
Same point as before. And thanks for admitting that you did not, in fact, conceal it. Plagiarist.
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"Call it plagiarism if you want,"
Thanks. I will. Plagiarist.
Submitted by 91teggyRS (user info) at 2004-09-23 08:44:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wingfoot (user info) at 2004-09-23 08:22:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by filmgeek (user info) at 2004-09-23 08:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-23 01:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
blah
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-23 00:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Plagiarist at 2004-09-22 23:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Numerous people have said that the plot of "The Long Walk" by Stephen King is identical to this shit I wrote. Pretty interesting especially since I've never even read it to copy it. Don't believe me? I don't care. If I were to purposefully steal an entire story and shrink it down, don't you think I'd imagine beforehand that someone would pick it up?
I recently read the short stories "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson, as people have stated, and "The Sniper" by Liam O'Flaherty. I was interested in both, so why not mix the themes very loosely and make a story good enough to get past round one? Call it plagiarism if you want, but everything is derived from something else even if only minimally. Most fictional stories, if not all of them on this site have been inspired by another work, I guarantee it. Some just do a better job of concealing it than others.
Is my entry shit? Some think so, others don't. I would define it as well below average but good enough to get past the first round.
Is it plagiarized? Sure, why not. Recycling the themes of two short stories that were the loose inspirations for this could be defined as plagiarism I assume.
Disqualify me if you feel it's necessary.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-09-22 23:19:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PLAGERISM!
I'm forced to vote for entry #2 because #1 is a piss-poor rip-off of 'The Long Walk,' by Stephen King, writing as Richard Bachman. The original story is EXCELLENT. Seek it out and read it. Entry #1 steals that idea and turns it to utter shit.
Un-fucking-believeable.
(I'm just reviewing this now, so someone else may have already caught this bullshit.)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 2 was brilliant, I jerked off furiously and then died.
Submitted by Hippy (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:37:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grover (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:23:20 EDT (#)
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Even with the questions about "The Long Walk", I would have voted for "Forfeit" over post 2.
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't like either of them, and number two didn't have shit to do with the given title, but I did like it better so fuck it. Number 2 it is.
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Woo. Reminds me of the Giver.
Something tells me this isn't going to be close.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It'll do.
Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:46:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good to know I'm not the only one who instantly realized that the entire plot line of entry #1 was plagiarized.
I vote to disqualify author 1.
I fucking loathe lying, cheating bastards.
Even if their claim is "I never read it" - ? I call BULLSHIT. Even if it was a small memory in the far back of the writers' mind, they had to KNOW deep inside that it wasn't their original idea. What a crock of crap. Shame on you.
"Original and CLEVER?!?" I think not. Now I'm fucking pissed. I'm outta here.
Submitted by Jared (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can anyone say "The Long Walk" - by Steven King - The Bachman books?
#1 = an almost identical plot line. Automatic loss as far as I'm concerned.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This match up made me moody.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:21:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-22 15:28:18 EDT (#)
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DAMMIT I LIKED EM BOTH!!!
Submitted by treblereel (user info) at 2004-09-22 15:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-22 14:35:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-09-22 14:14:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ralphmacchio (user info) at 2004-09-22 13:44:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-09-22 13:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was just odd, but well written.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-22 13:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They were both very good. It was a difficult decision.
Submitted by dicquellis (user info) at 2004-09-22 13:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-22 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another one with one of my title submissions.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-22 12:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Entry 1 seemed like a cheesy Twilight Zone episode, but I kinda liked it.
Entry 2...pretty useless.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
odd but interesting.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:34:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:20:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by razmataz73 (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, number one was a complete rip-off of "The Lottery", but seeing as I couldn't stand Entry 2, my vote went to the first story. Oh, and the story didn't have ANYTHING to do with the title. What a bogus way to try to make it fit. Author 1, you won't make it long in this competition.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-22 10:39:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-09-22 10:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting version of The Lottery
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-09-22 10:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1) 124 dead.
2) 0 dead.
Well, I guess that makes this an easy choice. Really, when you get the title "Ain't too proud to beg," did 124 people have to die?
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:13:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-09-22 08:54:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-22 08:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because #1 sucked.
Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-09-22 08:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-09-22 07:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just becuase 1 was a blatant ripoff of Stephen King (Bachman's) 'Long Walk' short story.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-09-22 07:06:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-22 04:49:21 EDT (#)
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entry 1 was well written, but i didnt like the story. entry two's opening line sealed the deal
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-22 03:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1 started off good, but then it got stupid. 2 was at least kinda funny.
Submitted by kabigon (user info) at 2004-09-22 02:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-22 02:43:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-22 02:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So.. explain this to me...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:59:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by themattcollins (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Therighteouswicked (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:33:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:02:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:17:38 EDT (#)
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Entry 1 was blatantly inspired by the Richard Bachman short story "The Long Walk".
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:15:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:11:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, well like other's said, the first reminded me of the lottery, i never read the stephen king book. it was well written i guess, though like zoidberg said the begging scene seemed forced.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.........
I voted for 1.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tmofw (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YouLookLikeINeedADrink (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:12:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting. it's death, but in a different way
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be honest, I only read the last word of both entries. I like the word "soup" better than the word "grave", so entry 2 it is.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:21:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:16:38 EDT (#)
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1 was just......wierd. Lost me when young boys were excited about running in a marathon (yeah, right). Resolved it, but still wierd.
2 had a reference to tea-bagging with bleu cheese. How can I NOT vote for that.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really liked Number 1.
Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by yetti_girl (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh fuck it's ubermadness just click entry 1 as usual
Submitted by Interesting_Pseudonym (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't especially like either one... But I disliked #1 less.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Yeah, we get it, an 8 year old 150 pounder is getting bullied."
no... the bully was 150 pounds. the kid was eight. no eight year old kid that weighs 150 is getting bullied by anyone. ever.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
entry one: explanation for killings was terrible.
entry two: No.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
number one seemed like a weak play on "the long walk" by stephen king.
honestly, neither seemed that good. The motives behind story number one were muddled, and confusing. Number two was just plain dumb. It had so many synonyms for sex terms that at times i got confused.
oh well.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:19:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:24:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry 1 reminded me of "The Lottery." Very clever and different
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Poor Joey...
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 1 was interesting, the author has read "The Long Walk" I see. Some points for originality still, I especially liked the scene between the president and the vice president.
Some of the writing was a little rough though. The scene with Marcia Sanders begging was too painfully bad to read, and it took away from the story. But I understand how it goes. You have an idea and you have to make it fit with the title. But in reading the begging scene it seemed too poorly scripted, too maudlin (love that word)
Also, one thing that stood out and bothered me. "Recess. It was usually every little boy's favorite time of the day, but for eight-year-old Joey Sanders, it was forty-five minutes of avoiding Jimmy Spadia." This line was extremely clunky. For one, his being eight years old should have been revealed when we first meet the character, as well as the "150 pounds". By putting it here you're basically shoving it into our face that he's being bullied. Yeah, we get it, an 8 year old 150 pounder is getting bullied.
Had you put this vital information around when we first met the character we would have remembered it and associated it with the bullying better.
Just didnt like Entry 2
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hm...
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 was crazy. Gotta love crazy stories.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 1 reminded me of a Stephen King story called "The Long Walk."
Entry 2 was crap.
Submitted by omnifica (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the lottery
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:26:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:23:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. TOTALLY not what I expected. Kudos to author 1.
Body count: 309.
http://tbd.yi.org/umbc.php
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Niether of these had anything to do with 'aint to proud to beg' you pieces of shit. I vote for the second one because at least they made him beg. That mother pleaded and whined some.
The first entry was a way better story, but I always figured the title meant something.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-09-21 17:00:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:58:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was ----> <----- this close to voting for #2, but couldn't bring myself to do it. Good job to both.
Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by NinjaSpeed (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Number two was awful.
Submitted by redraven (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-21 16:46:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Entry 2 smells like Koolmang.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's some heavy HEAVY shit
Submitted by Petercide (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wasn't a fan of either, but 1 was more creative.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:31:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:30:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by babydoll (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:27:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dirtbird (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The first one is too much ike Stephen Kings story "The long walk" where the kids race and if you go too slow you get shot ... very similar. And the second one I didn't really like either, but at least it was better than the first.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry 1 reminded me of "The Lottery." Very clever and different.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking crap.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1: Whoa.....
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That first story sounded like a stephen king book i read. I had to vote for this poor bastard. You owe me one "smurf balls"!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great Post
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-21 16:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is a rip off.
I had to read this story in like english 1301.
It's The Lottery, Shirley Jackson.
While the story is not EXACTLY the same - the premise is.
Submitted by H-bomb (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:12:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't like either of these. I almost didn't vote.
It's obvious that #1 was trying too hard to up the retarded Ubermadness death count.
The writer of #2 is trying to give the air of being studly, but just comes across as creepy.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:05:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:01:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MM_LP_Track3 (user info) at 2004-09-21 16:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was Entry 2 inspired by Chasing Amy?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Gee, I wonder who'll win this...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Author 2 - WTF?
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm making it my mission to vote against all entries that don't connect with the title.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...What. The fuck.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:52:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by evolydal (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Number 1 was loose adaption of Stephen King's 'The Race,' but not poorly written.
Number 2 was forced and choppy.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-09-21 15:47:20 EDT (#)
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