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Overcoming Maturbation (1364 hits)

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Rating: -0.67 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Josh Patrick<Legendary_Threat.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2004-09-21 18:22:23 EDT


Hello guys, I'd like to start by saying this is not a fake post, or an explicit post to be taken offensively, I have tried to keep it very PG and inoffensive, it is a real problem. I am not sure if this qualified as mental or physical, as I see it as a mixture of both.

I am a guy. For about 3 years now I have been masturbating regularly (usually at least once daily, sometimes I quit for up to 2 weeks, or do it more often, when I try and quit the urges to do it get stronger) and I am feeling the side effects, headache, loss of ability in physical activities such as sports, tiredness, lack of former mental prowess, excess sleep, etc. I have only smoked Marijuana 3 times, but after each time I was able to go on for a few days without doing it [it = masturbation ], (except once when I did it while stoned) anyway, I was wondering if anyone else experiences my dilemma. Moreover, if Marijuana may be an answer to my problem. I have been told if I can quit for a month or more, I may be able to continue regularly without the need for it. Hopefully with Marijuana I may be able to hold out that long.


PS.) Please don't feel too embarrassed to post, it is a real problem faced by many people.



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Submitted by H-bomb (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whatever

Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

everyone here is either a smartass, or a loser

you happen to be both.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Almost everything you post is either stolen or complete shit.

This happens to be both.

Die.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Way to post stolen material.

And then repost it today.

Good job, asshole.

Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just go masturbate, it is natural and a great stress reliever, c'mon there is nothing like getting a good jerk on when you're at home alone, with your brand new surround sound system...
It sorta freaks me out when moans come from behind me tho...

Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Have you ever considered having sex? Like, with another person?

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If jerkin my gerkin is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I once participated in a Seinfeld-esque contest inhibiting me to whack off.

I lasted 2 months and 23 days.

Your futile "two weeks" bullshit is a disgrace to everything I worked for.

Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't understand what the 'problem' is.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. I found Caul to be funny...

I feel dirty.

Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are truly legendary.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you kidding? Who cares!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 18:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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