I haven't posted in a month. Should have kept it that way. (728 hits)
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Submitted by CBG is going to close my kitchen (View user info) at 2004-09-21 19:22:33 EDT
School had been a royal pain in my ass so far. The teachers are boring, the kids are morons, and I have lunch two separate periods a week, which really pisses me off. Some asshole said to me it's better to be pissed off than pissed on, so I pissed on him. He was pissed off, to say the least.
I must admit my math teacher is a pretty cool guy. He doesn't give that much homework, but he has one problem. He's obsessed with calculators. On the first day he gave us a 30-minute lecture on new calculators, their abilities, the prices, and their durability. I was doing some problems the other day, and saw him stop to admire my calculator. I tried to ignore him, but the tightening of his slacks screamed for attention.
"Ah, the TI-30x, a very decent specimen you have there. You know, the unique function it has is blah blah blah blah..." At this point I didn't know whether to laugh or sharpen my machete on his erect penis, but played it safe and chose the former.
In my journalism class, I have the misfortune of sitting next to the biggest poindexter in the universe. I didn't think a chick could be such a tight ass, but holy shit. She walks into class, takes out a copy of the school newspaper, a pencil, and folds her hands. Now, I don't mind nerds, as long as they aren't the ones who converse only about video games or Dipshits & Dildos. I wouldn't mind her so much if we weren't paired off every time a "group" activity was assigned.
One last thing. I hate anyone who licks their fingers when passing out papers. I remember once when I was a kid, I had a fat and atrociously ugly art teacher named Ms. Shackmaster who used to do it. This one time she left a glob of saliva on my paper. I ralphed all over it. But it all turned out okay because it was a finger-painting project, and once I brushed off the excess puke it looked damn good.
I leave you with a random picture.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-22 08:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you have interesting poster names.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NIGGER
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with your point on saliva-lickers.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I see your plan. Write a crappy post and then catch me offguard with a kickass UM entry. I'm on to you! Plus, your opponent(LadyPlural?) could beat you.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For god's sakes man buy some cooler friends! I'd even hang out with you if it rained money in your place.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:27:00 EDT (#)
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The picture confuses me. Were they sucking each other's toes after dipping them in beer and throwing money at the cameraman?
My brain hurts.
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, this didn't have a point, hence the title.
I was hoping to make some on laugh.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-21 19:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did this have a point? Too bloggish. The Livejournal link will be coming from someone.