Baby-skin Condoms (4513 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.97 on 89 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2004-09-21 20:52:52 EDT
Like most people, there is nothing I love more then a cute little baby. Therefore, I have started up a new business venture where I am designing and marketing a line of baby-based products. Here is my first one - baby-skin condoms. Please let me know if you would consider buying them.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Legendary.
Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-04-30 23:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-30 22:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
this was actually funny.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh the schweet schmell of Vermin.....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love this post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss vermin
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was never around to read this guy's stuff while he was here.
...that saddens me.
Submitted by KAMI (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like it, technically, we're putting our dicks in babies, technically,they're dead babies.
+1 for baby-rape
+2 for dead baby-rape
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-19 17:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserves that extra 0.02
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-19 17:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-19 16:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yuck
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Using babies to prevent babies.
That sealed the deal.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...No Comment.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha! Nice.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very funny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought about this just the other day when talking to a female friend of mine. Almost brought it up to her but I wouldn't want to seem weirder than she already thinks I am.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-11 07:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, but second best post evar material??? And the streak has been broken already, what the fuck?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss this
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 20:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-06 20:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"using babies to prevent babies" HAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-28 01:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
right outta the fuckin park, buddy.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
here
Submitted by WQP at 2004-09-22 16:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-22 13:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish you fucking idiot, go suck a fat aids infested cock and fucking die you fat jaw boned cunt.
BORED AT MOTHER FUCKING WORK BART!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-22 12:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horribly, horribly wrong. But funny.
Shouldn't it be "Our babies ARE grown on baby farms"?
Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-22 09:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone know the difference between a truck load
of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
--------------------------------------------------
The nigger eggs haven't hatched yet?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH...
B-E-A-Utifull
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd use them
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-22 07:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I'm going straight to Hell for thinking this was funny.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-22 03:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-22 03:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suprisingly amusing.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-22 02:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fucked up, nice work.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you make a dead baby shake?
1 Dead Baby and two scoops of icecream
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, I laughed out loud...
Am I going to hell?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Use of the term "baby farm" and "humanely slaughter" in the same sentence ALWAYS gets a +2.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awsome idea. its about time babies served a purpose
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone know the difference between a truck load
of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
You can unload the babies with a pitchfork.
BA-ZIIIIING!
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sometimes i debate between +1 and +2.
this one was easy.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to second the b@w nomination and also would like to be one of your business partners. I'll run the baby farm.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to God this is the future I'm staring at.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.... I would buy them.*
* If I used condoms, which I don't.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The world just gets better and better. First vasectomies, now baby-skin condoms? No shit!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done, hard to come up with something a bit shocking and original these days
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:31:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer condoms made from the skin of virgin's, but these could be pretty comfy due to the softness of a baby's hide.
-------------------------------------
Dude, babies are virgins. Either that or you've got some serious issues.
Submitted by Icedragon (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:56:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
USING BABIES TO PREVENT BABIES HAHHAAHAHAHA
ROFLCOPTER
+2 for roflcopter.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer condoms made from the skin of virgin's, but these could be pretty comfy due to the softness of a baby's hide.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.
-- Moe Syzlak
Flaming Moe's
can we eat them too?
Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn funny.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:20:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:12:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
----------------------
AGHHHH I FUCKING HATE FETISH. This is funny god dammit. I want to break that boulder sized jaw of his until he screams for Lojope and then realizes no one cares about him.
***************
That comment was gold, Spiral. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Good post, Vermin.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It makes me shudder, but it also makes me laugh.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truly a work of art. This will bring in millions...of trillions.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder why Fetish's rating is still counting.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff. You should join the team here at Huge Spooge Corp.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39764
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37573
We need as many talented inventors as we can find!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He is good at being a worthless asshole, you got to give him that though.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:12:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
----------------------
AGHHHH I FUCKING HATE FETISH. This is funny god dammit. I want to break that boulder sized jaw of his until he screams for Lojope and then realizes no one cares about him.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Using babies to prevent babies. It doesn't get any better than that.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm taking this proposal straight to the president of the universe
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's actually a great idea!
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant, even if it was a little 'evil.'
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want stock in this venture.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
USING BABIES TO PREVENT BABIES HAHHAAHAHAHA
ROFLCOPTER
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a cold and some mucus I have in my throat splashed in my screen when I laughed like a lunatic. I guess I'm saying good post.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take 1000.