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Baby-skin Condoms (6476 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.97 on 89 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2004-09-21 20:52:52 EDT


Like most people, there is nothing I love more then a cute little baby. Therefore, I have started up a new business venture where I am designing and marketing a line of baby-based products. Here is my first one - baby-skin condoms. Please let me know if you would consider buying them.

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Legendary.

Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

classic

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684

Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-04-30 23:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-30 22:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-29 10:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

this was actually funny.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh the schweet schmell of Vermin.....

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-29 09:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Love this post.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-07 22:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i miss vermin

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 21:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was never around to read this guy's stuff while he was here.


...that saddens me.

Submitted by KAMI (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like it, technically, we're putting our dicks in babies, technically,they're dead babies.
+1 for baby-rape
+2 for dead baby-rape

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-06-19 17:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This deserves that extra 0.02

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-06-19 17:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-19 16:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

yuck

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-20 03:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Using babies to prevent babies.

That sealed the deal.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah...No Comment.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-04-11 13:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha! Nice.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was very funny.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-11 08:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought about this just the other day when talking to a female friend of mine. Almost brought it up to her but I wouldn't want to seem weirder than she already thinks I am.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-11 07:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny, but second best post evar material??? And the streak has been broken already, what the fuck?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-06 12:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss this

Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat.


Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 20:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I will not get very far with this attitude.


Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-10-10 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Equalized.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-06 20:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"using babies to prevent babies" HAHAHAHAH

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-28 01:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

right outta the fuckin park, buddy.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kickass.

Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

here

Submitted by WQP at 2004-09-22 16:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha!

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-09-22 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!



Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-22 13:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fetish you fucking idiot, go suck a fat aids infested cock and fucking die you fat jaw boned cunt.

BORED AT MOTHER FUCKING WORK BART!



Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-22 12:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Horribly, horribly wrong. But funny.

Shouldn't it be "Our babies ARE grown on baby farms"?

Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-09-22 11:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-22 09:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone know the difference between a truck load
of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
--------------------------------------------------
The nigger eggs haven't hatched yet?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH...

B-E-A-Utifull

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd use them

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-22 07:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know I'm going straight to Hell for thinking this was funny.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-22 03:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-22 03:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Suprisingly amusing.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-22 02:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is fucked up, nice work.

Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do you make a dead baby shake?


1 Dead Baby and two scoops of icecream

Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For some reason, I laughed out loud...

Am I going to hell?

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-09-22 01:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Use of the term "baby farm" and "humanely slaughter" in the same sentence ALWAYS gets a +2.

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awsome idea. its about time babies served a purpose

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone know the difference between a truck load
of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?

















You can unload the babies with a pitchfork.

BA-ZIIIIING!

Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sometimes i debate between +1 and +2.

this one was easy.

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-22 00:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd like to second the b@w nomination and also would like to be one of your business partners. I'll run the baby farm.

Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear to God this is the future I'm staring at.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hilarious.... I would buy them.*





* If I used condoms, which I don't.






Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The world just gets better and better. First vasectomies, now baby-skin condoms? No shit!

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well done, hard to come up with something a bit shocking and original these days

Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-21 23:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:31:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer condoms made from the skin of virgin's, but these could be pretty comfy due to the softness of a baby's hide.

-------------------------------------

Dude, babies are virgins. Either that or you've got some serious issues.

Submitted by Icedragon (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no comment

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:56:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

USING BABIES TO PREVENT BABIES HAHHAAHAHAHA

ROFLCOPTER




+2 for roflcopter.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer condoms made from the skin of virgin's, but these could be pretty comfy due to the softness of a baby's hide.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-21 22:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.

-- Moe Syzlak
Flaming Moe's


can we eat them too?

Submitted by UniBrowZIT (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn funny.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:20:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:12:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
----------------------
AGHHHH I FUCKING HATE FETISH. This is funny god dammit. I want to break that boulder sized jaw of his until he screams for Lojope and then realizes no one cares about him.

***************

That comment was gold, Spiral. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!

Good post, Vermin.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It makes me shudder, but it also makes me laugh.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Truly a work of art. This will bring in millions...of trillions.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder why Fetish's rating is still counting.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love it.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good stuff. You should join the team here at Huge Spooge Corp.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/39764
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37573

We need as many talented inventors as we can find!

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He is good at being a worthless asshole, you got to give him that though.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:12:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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AGHHHH I FUCKING HATE FETISH. This is funny god dammit. I want to break that boulder sized jaw of his until he screams for Lojope and then realizes no one cares about him.

Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant

Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Using babies to prevent babies. It doesn't get any better than that.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm taking this proposal straight to the president of the universe

Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's actually a great idea!

Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-21 21:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant, even if it was a little 'evil.'

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i want stock in this venture.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

USING BABIES TO PREVENT BABIES HAHHAAHAHAHA

ROFLCOPTER

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a cold and some mucus I have in my throat splashed in my screen when I laughed like a lunatic. I guess I'm saying good post.

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-21 20:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll take 1000.


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