Nigga, please (670 hits)
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Submitted by Whenxlaxattacks <yebbis.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-22 21:06:39 EDT
Hello, fellow ubersite users...
I attend a high school in washington state. For those of you who haven't been to seattle, the ethnicity is about 25 percent black, 25 percent asian, and 50 percent white. Due to such a large ammount of black people, the word "Nigger" is akin to shouting "Pass the dildo, you son of a bitch!" in church. It leads to an ass raping. I was standing in the hallways, before school, and this black guy (Junior, maybe? that's 17 for anyone who can't remember high school) was screaming about some dumb shit. A 50 cent cd, i think. Hearing a black guy screaming about 50 cent, our thougths went like this:
1. Damn 50 cent sucks ass.
2. Shit, no one cares
3. What a nigger.
So... one of us started arguing with him about the 50 cent cd. I'm not really sure what was said, but the black guy was screaming as loudly as he could. The argument progressed, until finally, i walked up to him and pushed him. "Yeah? Is that so?" The black guy looked stunned. A white guy had just dared to push him, and his inner gangster couldn't take the insult. He went "White boy, you messin wit da wrong black man today!!" and pushed me back a couple steps. By this time, a crowd had gathered around us, and it seemed like a fight was imminent. I looked around, studying the croud... most of them were white, and therfor on my side. I shoved him, and screamed "NIGGA PLEASE! YOU JUST A BLACK ASS PIECE OF SHIT!" and there was dead silence for about 10 seconds. It was like the pope had just announced christmas was canceled, and decided that instead everyone would take craps in their childrens stalkings. "Y...y... wha?" The black guy looked utterly stunned. Calmly, I picked up my backpack and walked away to racous laughter.
Later that day, a few friends of mine and I decided that Nigga please was the funniest thing that could have happened to this guy. Someone got a bunch of paper, and wrote "Nigga please!", above a black stick figure being pushed by a white one. Someone slipped a paper in the guy's locker that said, "Nigga please!" Finally, after school the guy came up to me with a bewildered look on his face. "What the hell? I've never done anything to you!" I just gave him one glance, and went "NIgga, please!" and walked toward the car. He shrugged and walked towards his car, brushing the "Nigga please!" signs off the door handle where they were taped. So remember kids, next time a pushy black man is in your face, "Nigga please!"
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 09:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigga please...
... I gotta believe!
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2004-09-23 05:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Riiiiight.....I dont think I ever met a black guy that had a little "gangster in him" that would have taken that shit.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-23 03:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Could have been longer. Should have kicked his ass instead of nigga please. would have made for a better story.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-23 01:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Original... Calling a black person a nigger. Gee, I would never have thought of that. Racist wank.
Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2004-09-23 00:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is it that a black person may say what they want eg "hey white boy" which is a very common thing for them to say... yet if we said hey black boy they'd shit their pants and throw it at us in a crazed rage like the monkey's they are. Who gave them rights huh? what an idiot.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2004-09-23 00:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i seriously consider doing stuff like this about 8-10 times a day...why can't i just do it?
you're my hero.
(PS my school is about 50% white 40% 'gangsta thug' black people, 8% miscellaneous and 2% black people who aren't into that whole 'hip-hop' fad. it might take a while but eventually america will realize that music without guitars and real, non-simulated drums, is communistic)
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2004-09-23 00:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am a black ass nigger and I take serious offense to this post, you honkey ass white bread motherfucker. 'Scuse me while I collect on my NIGGERCAID.
Submitted by PoTtY at 2004-09-23 00:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a feeling that story isn't real. Now, keep that ice pack on your black eye.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-22 23:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"his inner gangster"
ha!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-22 22:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shennanegans!
But funny ones!
I really hate to laugh at niggers, but they're just so god-damned funny!
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-09-22 22:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It makes me smile because, at my school, black kids can get away with saying "nigga" to each other. But the moment a white guy says it, even quoting a song, they're thrown on the ground and the school cop is called and the kid is taken to the office for questioning.
Wasn't it Andrew Jackson who said "Beware the tyranny of the minority?" My government teacher disagrees with me on that part, but it's nice that self-righteous "minorities" are getting it where it counts.
(Note: I am in no way racist. I just hate people who remind me of Jessee Jackson. Not all African-Americans are like that. I like a lot of black people. I just don't like the ones that act like Jessee Jackson and all gangsta-ass. Fuck them. Hard.)
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-22 22:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i laughed. only because if shit like that happened up here, the black guy would have tried to punch you. because they have to prove that they're badass. because we have an african american population of about 1%.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wigger, please.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:15:16 (#)
Ranking: -1
Shouting 'pass the dildo, you son of a bitch' in church is unlikely to lead to an ass-raping, unless you do so in the Church of Satan.
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Or if you're a 10 year old boy in a catholic church.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Luckily for you, you don't live in an ethic dominant area or else you probably would've been killed. I got away with something similar to that but to a much lesser degree.
Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me laugh but I really find it hard to believe that a whole clan of the bastards didn't burry you in the woods somewhere man. My friend said it in the toilet in a club one night (nigger please) and he got beaten half to death.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shouting 'pass the dildo, you son of a bitch' in church is unlikely to lead to an ass-raping, unless you do so in the Church of Satan.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-22 21:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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