The Tony and Jack Show (676 hits)
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Submitted by toddska <> (View user info) at 2004-09-23 05:02:01 EDT
From: Jack.at.ukgovt.co.uk
Sent: 06 August 2004 09:04 GMT
To: Tony
Subject: Re: hey
Tony,
Look....we need to have a little talk.
Things are getting a pretty difficult down here in the trenches. The backbenchers are starting to ask the questions they actually should have asked over a year ago before we got into this mess.
I also have bloody Jacques on the phone every hour asking what my plan is because its even starting to have an impact on him domestically.
I feel we need a little diversion. Have you any ideas?
J
From: Big_Tony.at.ukgovt.co.uk
Sent: 06 August 2004 09:21 GMT
To: Jack
Subject: Re: hey
Hi Jack,
How was the weekend? Well I don't really care actually but I will ask anyway.
Me and Cherie got pretty wild and stayed up way past midnight. It was sooooo funny. We watched the X-files movie and drank a whole bottle of wine. Wild man. Anyway.
Let me think. Look I've been keeping this one under wraps for special occasions like these Jack. It will resurrect the ghost of Old Labour and the peoples inherent hatred of those fucking Conservative bastards. In a word? A fox-hunting ban!!!
Well that's two words actually but I can do what I want so its now one word okay?
Fox-hunting is gonna piss the House of Lords off sooo much and it will have the added advantage of getting the people AND the tabloids really fucking damp between the legs.
I cant see a flaw in this one really.....what do you think?
On a side note bloody Jacques is a cunt. When you talk to him next say hello from me will you?
Big T
From: Jack.at.ukgovt.co.uk
Sent: 06 August 2004 09:55 GMT
To: Tony
Subject: Re: hey
Tony,
Fucking brill man. This is an excellent idea. Lets put it on the agenda immediately.
We need to get them to protest though but leave that to me. And when they do I will get old "No Eyes" to start a bit of a ruck. Man this is gonna be fucking primo Tony.
Shall we tell George? He's gonna love this?
From: Big_Tony.at.ukgovt.co.uk
Sent: 06 August 2004 10:05 GMT
To: Jack
Subject: Re: hey
Yeah go on
From: Jack.at.ukgovt.co.uk
Sent: 06 August 2004 10:07 GMT
To: Lil_George@golf_course.com
Subject: Re: hey
Hey George,
Guess what we're up to?
Its primo.
Were gonna make fox-hunting illegal thereby simultaneously resurrecting our working class anti-Conservative support while pissing off the Tories and quite possibly having the Lords vote against us.
We will have to invoke the Parliament Act to overturn the Lords which will further get the working class in our back pocket where they belong.
Its Tony's idea and its golden
Cool huh? What are you up to?
J
From: Lil_George.at.ukgovt.co.uk
Sent: 06 August 2004 05:08 EST
To: Lil_George@golf_course.com
Subject: Out of Office AutoReply:
I am currently out of the office until the 31st August.
If you have any difficult questions then email Dick at Dick.at.worldwidegovt.co.us as he actually runs things anyway
Regards
Lil_George
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User Reviews
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-24 06:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Creative as hell. And funny, too.
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-09-23 05:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
me kiwi...wellington no less
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-23 05:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Todd? you been to NZ? howcome you know Maori