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Category: UberMadness! Entry

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Submitted by <jamespeddle.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-23 08:50:09 EDT


This post was an official UberMadness! entry. Click here to view the original matchup.


As I watch one disappear,
My heart fills all full of fear,
What If I can't get another?
Or afford another beer.

It's seen me through the hard times,
And it's seen the good times too,
And you never want to listen,
To what the doctor says to you.

They found me propping up the bar,
And once behind the toilet door,
My wife had already warned me,
Stop, or this marriage is no more.

She left me with the kids one day,
It's ok I don't need her anyway,
I'm free now to do what I like,
I can drink and laugh and shag and fight.

But as the day's rolled into years,
It was only then I realised my fears,
The landlord said look listen here,
I think you've had too many beers.

I decided to pick myself up,
Orange juice is all I supped,
And no alcohol had passed my lips,
It had now been months since I was pissed.

I decided to ring the wife,
And see if she'd have me back in her life,
I know I had done some things in the past,
But it couldn't hurt to try, to ask.

She told me I was to come nowhere near,
She's engaged now, divorce is here,
And down my cheek rolled a solitary tear,
Ah fuck it, I'll have another beer.

As I drank my final beer,
I finally realised my worst fear,
No one left, nobody near,
And I could watch my life just disappear.

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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-16 12:19:05 EST (#)
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