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Whore. (5500 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 0.72 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-09-23 09:34:06 EDT

(Animation over 500k, so just read this, if you can't be bothered waiting):

Hitwhore, linkwhore, camwhore, spamwhore.
What the title may suggest,
You'll not find what you're looking for.

You can call me a Limey, a punk or a jerk.
Then complain about my posts
when they're not safe for work.

A cry of "plagiarised" on my posts, but they weren't, man.
Then I copied number two, most viewed
and posted it in German.

YOu bitch, you moan and for my demise, do you pray.
Where as long as there's a Tuesday,
then there'll be a dot TK.

Disagreements, arguments and slating in one night,
you can't mistake my presence
on this busy, hostile site.

I've got more pubes than I've got hits,
I do not stand a chance against elitist, thorough shits.
Two thousand and a few from the M.V.A.
Will there ever be top thirty with Tuesdaydelay?

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User Reviews

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-01-25 07:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for trying to rhyme man with german

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-25 06:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA MVA!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-10-09 13:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ooh.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-25 10:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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woo

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As soon as Bart's script updates the site, you'll be on the MVA, and we won't have to look at pumpkin head Streetpunk's name anymore. Congratulations!

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/46013

Oh, I know, I know.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

one more post dude and you are there!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-24 06:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

funny you should say that :

I have pulled a muscle in my stomach playing football.

I think it is the muscle that twinges when you need a poo because it feels like I constantly need a poo.

Even when I am pooing I need a poo.

I'm going for a poo.

Toodle-oo!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-24 06:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm forever condemned to posts of around 1,000 hits with a rating of 0.0 - 0.5. Batting off no hopers like Schlongy and Fetish is like taking a shit - both enjoyable and easy.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw the title of this post and thought it was directed at me...
Then I remembered you don't know my dirty little secret.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thank fucking God there's no music, then.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If there was music to this, I would post my boobs.

No, I wouldn't. But this should have music. Someone make music for this!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't listen to the doubters, Tuesday.

As a future MVA, you're going to have to bat off all sorts of criticisms to your genius.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucks. Fuck you.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-23 18:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-23 18:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This would have been 1,000 times better as a Flash powered rap.

Sadly, I don't have/know Flash. Whether I can rap or not is irrelevant.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-23 18:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You'll crack MVA soon.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-23 17:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you tuesdaydelay!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-23 17:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Guys guys guys. You shouldn't be afraid to spam.

It's natural. It's heroic. It's...spamtacular!

Let's come out together. We are spammers. We are spammers. WE....are spammers.

Now hold still while I fuck your post over with my http://www.ubersite.com/m/45881 link, you lil' bastard.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Without doubt the BEST thing to ever appear on this site."

This was a lie!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45825

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45823

I'm just spamming cause i got ONE fucking review on my last post....

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45608

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'm done

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Cool post.

Learn how to use it.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44412

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Clever.

Submitted by SwissCamel (user info) at 2004-09-23 11:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

reminds me of a funny story...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45873

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I

am

speechless

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jolly good.

I AM NOT BRITISH!

REPEAT AFTER ME!

I AM NOT BRITISH!

REPEAT AFTER ME!

I AM NOT BRITISH!

I AM NOT BRITISH!

REPEAT AFTER ME!

I AM NOT BRITISH!

REPEAT AFTER ME!

I AM NOT BRITISH!

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REPEAT AFTER ME!

I AM NOT BRITISH!

REPEAT AFTER ME!

I AM NOT BRITISH!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Gawd bless America", eh?

FREE KEN BIGLEY!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just said awesome.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

REPEAT AFTER ME.

I AM NOT AMERICAN.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha. Awesome.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not certain if I'm supposed to plus this nonsense or minus it.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Streetpunk's number thirty spot is within reach. I'll have a to wash it when I get there, though. That man looks unhygienic.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WHAT

THE

FUCK?

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-23 09:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment