Exacting Revenge on Pre-Teen Sluts (15040 hits)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2004-09-23 12:06:31 EDT
I was coming home from school the other day. Due to the shittiness of the suburban transit system in my town, I am required to take two buses. One goes from the school to a local mall, and another from the mall to my humble abode. Unfortunately, the genius's at the Toronto Transit Commission increase my suffering by having a complete lack of coordination between the time one bus arrives and the other departs. Therefore, after arriving at the mall with the first bus, I have to wait half a fucking hour for the second connecting bus. What's worse is that even though I am complaining now, it will be 4000 times more terrible in the winter.
Now some of you may be thinking, hey comicbookguy, why don't you just drive to school? Well, there are a variety of reasons my internet friends:
One: parking at school is a bitch
Two: insurance is a bitch
Three: I need to save money in order to maximize the 0.0002% interest I receive on my super duper savings account,
Four: And lastly, I enjoy being inhumanely stuffed into a non-air conditioned vehicle, the smell of urine and homeless men raping my olfactory receptors while being scammed out of my seat by old ladies.
It's a lovely existence no?
Cue to two days ago.
I am at the mall bus shelter, waiting for the second bus with one of my friends. She's busy studying (damn keener), while I'm listening to one of the 4 million songs held by my new lover, the iPod. All of a sudden, my spidey sense starts tingling. My senses are aflame. My eyes dart to and fro.
Doc Oc?
Carnage?
Venom?
Worse. Much, much worse.
Heading towards at me, at full throttle, was a group of pre-teen catholic school girls, looking like identical ditzy robots with their white shirts and black skirts. I knew that in just a few moments, the golden silence would soon be shattered by a million decibels of shrill gossip, giggles, and other things starting with g that I can't think of right now and are needed to complete this alliteration.
The silence was indeed shattered my friends. Shattered like it had never been shattered before. Shattered like the hearts of millions of little girls when Justin Timberlake will announce to the world that he is indeed, a queer.
Fiona (my friend), could sense my tension. She was not a fan of pre-teen ditzes either. However, she was and is a hardcore environmentalist hippie (I called her Captain Planet), so when one of the girls threw an empty bag of chips on the grass when a garbage can was merely a few feet away, I knew there was going to be trouble with a capital T.
"Excuse me," she said. "Would you mind picking that up? The garbage can is right over there."
The girl looked at her, clearly disgusted. "Well SORRY Miss Greenpeace. Why don't you like, go save a whale or something bitch?"
I was going to blurt out, "that's MY job," but then realized I wasn't really Spider-Man (dramatization: may not have happened).
Now, Fiona and I had grown up together and she was like a sister to me, so I didn't take too kindly when someone insulted her. I was about to say something when she gave me a look that said, "don't." She then got up, picked up the bag, and threw it out. The girls just rolled their eyes.
"cunts," I muttered.
Then, out of bum fuck nowhere, a young man on a bike came riding up to me. I looked at him and one word immediately came to mind: retard.
"Hey man! Do you like rap music?!" he says to me, drool flying everywhere.
"Uh....a lit.."
"Do you like Nelly? Are you listening to Nelly? What about Mystikal? SHAKE THAT ASS," he screamed out.
I was a little freaked. "Uh...no. This is older stuff. 80's hip hop."
I don't think he heard me. He drooled with excitement.
"Do you like Starsky and Hutch? That was funny. Do you like Will Farrell? Did you see Elf? Did you watch Dodgeball? That was funny. NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!" he screamed again.
I tried as hard as I could to answer his onslaught of questions. I didn't want to be rude to the retarded kid. Unfortunately, the pre-teen hoochies couldn't contain their laughter at his blatant retardness and were giggling mercilessly.
I could see his retarded, drooling smile disappear as his beady little eyes glazed over.
"Are they la..laughing at m..me?" he asked me.
I felt really bad for the kid. I tried to make something up.
"What? No, no! They're not. They're just...happy to be going on a bus, that's all."
His smile returned. "Yeah I would be too!!"
"Uh...actually, we WERE laughing at you" one of the girls said.
Then, in true pre-teen slut fashion, they all held hands, ran a few feet away and giggled uncontrollably in the corner. The retard sighed and sat down beside me. I felt bad for the kid, I really did.
The retard was crestfallen.
"Don't worry about them bud" I said. "They're just being silly."
He stared into his lap. "They all laugh at me," he sighed.
I didn't know what to say. Fiona nudged me, urging me to say something inspiring and motivating. I couldn't think of anything that would lift the kid's spirits. Not until I heard him murmur, "perhaps my pretties will teach them a lesson."
I looked at him. "What?"
The kid reached into his bag and pulled out, I swear to god, a HUGE fucking jar of bees. They could have been wasps, I don't know. They were either wasps, or bees on steroids. He slowly stroked the jar. "My pretties" he whispered.
I grabbed Fiona and moved over several feet. I may not know much but I do know this. When a retarded kid is stroking a jar full of bee's you don't want to be near him.
Shrieking like Xena the Warrior Princess, the kid ran at the girls, twisting off the jar. I watched in horror/amusement as two dozen bees swarmed the five 12 year olds girls.
"STING MY PRETTIES" the kid yelled. "POISON THE PRETTINESS OUT OF THOSE PRETTIES!"
A retard using alliteration is funny.
We ran into the mall and decided to call Fiona's mom for a ride.
*****
I really think those girls learned a lesson that day.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not mess with a retarded kid; because of all the retarded kids in the world, he just might be the one who has a swarm of killer bees in a jar ready to attack at will.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-18 15:16:07 EST (#)
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Immense.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-05 15:11:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-09-05 09:15:42 EDT (#)
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I grabbed Fiona and moved over several feet. I may not know much but I do know this. When a retarded kid is stroking a jar full of bee's you don't want to be near him.
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Damn straight
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-04 23:57:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-12 18:47:50 EDT (#)
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HA!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-12 18:33:48 EDT (#)
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I'd like to think Rad was inspired by this little post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-12 18:29:30 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for comicbookguy, which is ironic, considering other than Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County, I've always hated comic books.
But this dude writes some funny shit.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-07-12 18:19:28 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha!
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-10-25 13:37:37 EDT (#)
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Bees.
Submitted by Thebeatlesrock (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:58:57 EDT (#)
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Who says the guy was retarded?!?!?! If you ask me it was most definetly those little school girls that were retarded...miss greenpeace? wtf!? thats the worst comeback I've ever heard!!! I would of at least said something that made a difference...but im not like that....I throw my trash away ^_^ but still those girls were mental....maybe they didnt want to get their hands dirty or what not but then they shouldnt of been talking to begin with because all that comes out of mouths of girls liek that is pure and utter bullshit....you should've said "im sorry I can't hear what your saying with all of that bullshit in your mouth!" and then your friend shouldve said "cough bullshit! cough"
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-26 15:00:07 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-09-25 10:22:21 EDT (#)
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That turned me on.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:01:55 EDT (#)
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Another +2 because you invariably make me laugh. I love men who can perform every time.
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:42:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 13:21:32 (#)
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Nothing. And I mean abso-fucking-lutely nothing is scarier than an enraged retard. They gain the strength of 10 retards.
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"They come at you a whirling dervish of fists and elbows. You'll scream, 'No! No! No!' but all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' And they all do. They all want cake."
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A Stranger's With Candy reference?
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:39:06 EDT (#)
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I hate mean girls and I love you.
Submitted by harhar <fddfdsdffsdf> at 2004-09-24 13:38:54 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:28:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:07:16 EDT (#)
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I love this.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:25:37 EDT (#)
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I told you fuckers, the retards are starting the revolution, or "time play football people" as they call it. It's only a matter of time before they start showing up at Ubercons with their head gear and bedposts.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:20:03 EDT (#)
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how bizarre and cool.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:19:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by krayZpaving (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:05:00 EDT (#)
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Only one thing more annoying than pre-adolescent girls giggling and screaming.......Spanish teenagers. How can anyone talk that loud???
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:58:27 EDT (#)
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Awesome... I had to take a bus that ran right by a Catholic school... Some 30 of those girls would get on every day. Go bees! I wish I'd had a retard with bees there.
Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:32:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:11:40 EDT (#)
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Meh, I say if you're gonna be unrealalistic, go all the way, rather than the middle ground this seems to have.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:16:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-23 19:31:13 EDT (#)
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**When a retarded kid is stroking a jar full of bee's you don't want to be near him.**
This is one of the things they should teach you in kindergarten but fail miserably to, instead focussing on things like blocks and books with bunnies.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-09-23 17:02:46 EDT (#)
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I laughed so hard I threw up on my keyboard.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:02:49 EDT (#)
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Yup. I cracked a smile.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:01:04 EDT (#)
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gold.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:35:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:32:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:21:05 EDT (#)
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The girl looked at her, clearly disgusted. "Well SORRY Miss Greenpeace. Why don't you like, go save a whale or something bitch?"
I was going to blurt out, "that's MY job," but then realized I wasn't really Spider-Man (dramatization: may not have happened).
I fucking love you, and hate you. I almost choked to death on my coffee after coughing and farting at the same instant.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:19:33 EDT (#)
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I was raped by Boat People
More info here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45919
Submitted by rurumon <rurumon88.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-23 15:13:30 EDT (#)
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i never would have thought a jar of bees would make a potent weapon. I mean, what about the shoulder-mounted dobie-cannon.
Submitted by dan at 2004-09-23 15:02:40 EDT (#)
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hahaha gotta love the rage!.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:38:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 13:21:32 (#)
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Nothing. And I mean abso-fucking-lutely nothing is scarier than an enraged retard. They gain the strength of 10 retards.
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"They come at you a whirling dervish of fists and elbows. You'll scream, 'No! No! No!' but all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' And they all do. They all want cake."
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I wish it wasn't a random joe that quoted me and followed up with that. Because I really, really want to thank whoever it was that made me cry of laughter for the second time today.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:26:55 EDT (#)
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bzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:09:35 EDT (#)
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Last time I was in Toronto, I noticed that the retard to normal person ratio is quite higher than in the rest of the country... This post rocks; awsome stuff.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:07:47 EDT (#)
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ok, that made me laugh.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:57:59 EDT (#)
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Shattered like the hearts of millions of little girls when Justin Timberlake will announce to the world that he is indeed, a queer""""
GOLD!
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:39:39 EDT (#)
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...."but then realized I wasn't really Spider-Man"
Sadly this too stops me from carrying out certain actions.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:32:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:20:17 (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:42:17 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:39:31 (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:52 (#)
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What state did this occur in?
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Toronto. That's not a state, is it?
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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh you Americans. Toronto is a city in Ontario which is a province in Canada. Canada is the country directly north to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my igloo as my polar bear sandwich is getting cold.
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Thanks, guys. I know what and where Toronto is. I missed the transit reference in the first paragraph. LEIK, DUH?!!1!WTF????????/
Don't let the name fool ya', folks.
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I was kidding!!!!111one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 lolzers1
Submitted by Jomo <JoMo.at.where.com> at 2004-09-23 13:31:28 EDT (#)
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My precious!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:29:51 EDT (#)
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"They come at you a whirling dervish of fists and elbows. You'll scream, 'No! No! No!' but all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' And they all do. They all want cake."
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That brought a tear to my eye.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:24:44 EDT (#)
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Appreciate it fuckface; and I completely understand the iPod issue, but it doesn't hinder the fact that the girls were fucking annoying.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 13:21:32 EDT (#)
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Nothing. And I mean abso-fucking-lutely nothing is scarier than an enraged retard. They gain the strength of 10 retards.
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"They come at you a whirling dervish of fists and elbows. You'll scream, 'No! No! No!' but all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' And they all do. They all want cake."
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:20:47 EDT (#)
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All shades of awesomeness.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:20:39 EDT (#)
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I never thought killer bees could be funny...I was mistaken
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:20:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:10:57 (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:20:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:42:17 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:39:31 (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:52 (#)
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What state did this occur in?
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Toronto. That's not a state, is it?
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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh you Americans. Toronto is a city in Ontario which is a province in Canada. Canada is the country directly north to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my igloo as my polar bear sandwich is getting cold.
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Thanks, guys. I know what and where Toronto is. I missed the transit reference in the first paragraph. LEIK, DUH?!!1!WTF????????/
Don't let the name fool ya', folks.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:18:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:42:17 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:39:31 (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:52 (#)
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What state did this occur in?
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Toronto. That's not a state, is it?
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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh you Americans. Toronto is a city in Ontario which is a province in Canada. Canada is the country directly north to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my igloo as my polar bear sandwich is getting cold.
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Don't forget your hockey stick!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:17:38 EDT (#)
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This sucked ass, but I didn't want to ruin your perfect score just to get my 2 cents in. I believe the proper term is 'pre-adolescent'. Last time I checked, only people who have to register themselves everytime they move country or state use the expression 'pre-teen'.
Also, you could be in Iraq while bombs are being dropped on Baghdad while listening to 'bombs over baghdad' on an iPod, and you wouldn't even hear the destruction and chaos around you, because those iPods can be cranked up real fucking loud.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:11:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry I meant to +2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:10:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:10:23 EDT (#)
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TTC sucks. The better way!? More like the best way to make you late for work.
They can go ride the rocket right up their ass.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:10:04 EDT (#)
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I may not know much but I do know this. When a retarded kid is stroking a jar full of bee's you don't want to be near him.
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Ah, another brilliant gem to add to The Big Book of Sage Advice I'm compiling for my son.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:02:01 EDT (#)
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Refreshing. Thank you.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:59:51 EDT (#)
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Stories about retarded kids with jars of bee's are my favorite.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:52:57 EDT (#)
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AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA! <cough, cough, wretch> I AHHH HAHAHAHAHA! Can't HAHAHAHAHA! Breathe AHH HAHAHAHAHA! Stop! PLEASE! I SAID STOP, ASSHOLE! When someone can't breathe, you fucking stop, thats the rule. Jerk.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 12:50:11 EDT (#)
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Captain Planet was the best cartoon EVER! This post ruled.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:49:30 EDT (#)
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oddly reminiscent of smiegal.
"I may not know much but I do know this. When a retarded kid is stroking a jar full of bee's you don't want to be near him."
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:47:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:46:43 EDT (#)
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sweet visual
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:44:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:44:18 EDT (#)
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Nothing. And I mean abso-fucking-lutely nothing is scarier than an enraged retard. They gain the strength of 10 retards.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:42:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:39:31 (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:52 (#)
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What state did this occur in?
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Toronto. That's not a state, is it?
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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh you Americans. Toronto is a city in Ontario which is a province in Canada. Canada is the country directly north to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my igloo as my polar bear sandwich is getting cold.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:39:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:52 (#)
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What state did this occur in?
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Toronto. That's not a state, is it?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:38:01 EDT (#)
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I know what would have made that retard happy...
A Filet-O-Fish Sandwich.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:36:51 EDT (#)
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school is demanding dude. Lots of shit to do. I've been keeping up with your posts though. Last few have been wicked.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:32:22 EDT (#)
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Good shit. Where ya been? School's that demanding? You need a job, kid!
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:26:17 EDT (#)
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badass
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:25:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:19:54 EDT (#)
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Gold baby, and I ain't talking 14K shit, this is the big 24K hoola hoop.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:18:28 EDT (#)
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A rule to live by:
"When a retarded kid is stroking a jar full of bee's you don't want to be near him."
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:17:59 EDT (#)
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Was waiting for a 'like'. And there it is, like.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:16:40 EDT (#)
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good stuff!
Submitted by 91teggyRS (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:16:08 EDT (#)
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"STING MY PRETTIES" the kid yelled. "POISON THE PRETTINESS OUT OF THOSE PRETTIES!"
Bahahahaha
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-23 12:15:52 EDT (#)
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Shenani-
Wait.
No way. This is way too strange to be a hoax...
What state did this occur in?