SPT - State of the Peener (598 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 0 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-23 13:35:17 EDT
State of the Peener:
-huge bush above penis shaft
-sporadic hair trails around scrotum and balls
-foreskin functioning properly, protecting head from friction
-smegma properly cleaned off
-used twice a day to satisfy self, with thoughts of eating girls' asses, or fucking their asses while they bite the pillow
-scratched a bit
-whacked against bedpost for fun
-hasn't been kicked in 2 years
User Reviews
Submitted by FrivolousD at 2004-09-26 13:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude WTF! Peener is my word! It evolved from Peenus McGeenus, to Peener McGeener to jsut straight Peener.
And then from there to Pancho De La Mancho the bomber bandito, but don't ask how.
Two because Peener rocks
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-23 18:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...Okay?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was raped by Boat People
More info here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45919
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bob, I don't work at the moment. I've been unemployed for months.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your sedimentary thoughts will lead you down the road to hell, BOY!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to come into your coffee shop and order a large Orange Nigger Tea one of these days.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-23 14:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45881
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S to the P to the motherfuckin' T boyeeee!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-23 13:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for the post.
-2 for SPT.