Dream interpreters, what does this mean? (1679 hits)
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Submitted by The Downward Spiral of your Mind (View user info) at 2004-09-23 15:06:39 EDT
I had a dream Wednesday night. Strangely, I remember (part of) it still. Was on some kind of road trip in a very tightly packed car with several friends -not real life people, just dream people who in the dream were friends- in a reddish rocky desert with little-to-no plant life, the kind you find in Nevada or around the Grand Canyon. Drove past a small chasm(?) on the right, we backed up, it was a lagoon of sorts. Kind of dug out from the ~20 foot cliff, with the rock enclosing it in all but a small ~30-50 foot wide opening by the road. So you couldn't really see the whole thing until you walked into it. It was like an oasis but there werent any plants around, and the water was crystal clear and there was a sort of intermittent waterfall coming out of a horizontal opening in an outcrop to the right, and a glacier-like bright blue formation with water trickling down to the left. I remember I and somebody else(all I can remember is that it was a girl with shortish black hair, I think) got in(the others decided to keep going in the car), and a spider that had been in the water bit me between my index and middle fingers on my right hand.
At this point the pool had some sort of mossy, floating plants clinging to the floor(you know how things "change" in a dream, you dont notice the change itself it just becomes as if it were that way from the beginning). I think there was also a third person in the water at this point, a guy. I was rushing to get out for some reason or at least get away from the area where the spider had been, and was trying to paddle in such a way as to keep water flowing continuously between my fingers, in order to prevent another spider from latching on. Some other stuff went on(can't remember what) and then a dust storm began approaching from ahead(the direction we had been driving towards). I ran out to where the other friends, in the car, were.
Their car was broken down and on the side of the road(classic convenience of the subconscious, eh?). They were either a) huddled in the car to avoid the storm, or b) trying to fix it in order to drive through the storm. Can't remember which for sure. Anyway I told them about the storm, they said they knew, and I told them to come with me back to the lagoon for cover. Again in classic dream convenience, they had no idea what I was talking about(despite having dropped me and the girl off there), but decided to go with me. We ran there and got to it just in time. For some reason, in the dream, the water of the pool was able to shield us from the dust storm. Some other stuff happened in the name of hiding for cover, in a cave or something, and I think that was about when I woke up.
And then I jacked off.
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-30 22:34:48 EST (#)
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From my post:
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-01-28 19:50:33 (#)
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"very vivid, detailed, incredibly odd dreams"
me too. http://ubersite.com/m/45920
then again, one time i dreamed somebody had shit out his duodenum, and it was green and slimy in the toilet bowl, and a doctor told me it's really just an inconvenience once they stitch up what's left of your rectum and that losing the duodenum is actually a common side-effect of old age. or the one about a guy that was frozen and some teenagers put a slab of styrofoam or frost over him, and sprayed a hose through the slab in order to melt the frozen man. or the time i dreamt Karen Cliche was my dentist.
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I also read this post, but couldn't analyze it because I lost all concentration at "and then I jacked off".
How the FUCK do you shit out your duodenum? I am sorry I just pictured that. So even if it WERE normal to shit out your duodenum after getting your rectum stitched up, why did you have to have your rectum stitched up in the first place?
THIS IS FUCKED UP
And I don't even want to know who Karen Cliche is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-10-23 05:06:12 EDT (#)
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i think it means you were having rapid lateral movements of the eyes.
that, or you're gay.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-24 20:40:43 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:43:22 EDT (#)
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Did I mention how good my penis feels?
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-23 17:16:33 EDT (#)
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jwlmar10: No, that really happened. I have it on video.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-09-23 17:02:18 EDT (#)
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I had a dream last night that I was out drinking with Wanda Sykes. Afterwards, she started talking to some construction workers who were working in the middle of the night (?) and then she started vomiting in a pile of rubble. I had to drag her around after that because we had to catch a bus.
I don't know either.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:58:12 EDT (#)
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no idea. don't much care either. but entertaining.
oh, and i hate spiders
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:39:26 EDT (#)
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mossy cave = hairy butthole
clear water = KY lube
sandstorm = poop
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Sorry to break it to you but clearly you are a raging homosexual.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:26:47 EDT (#)
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It means your brain is trying to figure out the solutions to general
problems and difficulties in your everyday life while your conscious
mind is resting, and trying to convey possible solutions to your
conscious mind by assigning tangible things to intangible concepts.
Or it means you're gay. Who knows...
Submitted by Jogging_Monkey (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:20:35 EDT (#)
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"and then i jacked off" i think this was your mind telling you that the baby batter levels were gettin far to high... so they threw you in a world that was likeyou were on some mad acid trip ;)
-and im spent
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:51:25 EDT (#)
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+2 for the ending...
But, the dream means you're gay... sorry.
Submitted by Winston (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:33:57 EDT (#)
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I ain't no dream interpreter, but I'd say it's cause you are stressed out some. Maybe not stress.
What it looks like to me is that you are walking into unevitable doom, even though you didn't know it, the black widow spider means that maybe your fate is sealed. But at the last moment, you used the rest of your life to help your friends to safety, playing hero and saving your life. Ta-da.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:32:55 EDT (#)
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Dream interpreting is not very far from astrology
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:16:29 EDT (#)
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You feel that you are taken advantage of and not appreciated.
Gib's analyzation: 1
Dream: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:16:17 EDT (#)
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when you jack off in your dream it means you are coming into money soon.
haha get it?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:08:48 EDT (#)
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Morning wood, baby.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-23 15:08:08 EDT (#)
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Now this is fucking genius.
"And then I jacked off."