(This is for Habeeb) Ashlee succumbs... (1705 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.85 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ashlee (View user info) at 2004-09-23 20:40:39 EDT
to the evil that is SPT. I tried for a long, long time to resist. But when I saw this, I knew it was time. Although I knew it had to be done, I will now hang my head in shame. I'm not a complete failure, though... I did learn something while acquiring this. It is EXTREMELY difficult to take a decent picture while traveling down the Interstate at 95 miles per hour.
User Reviews
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-06-18 03:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashlee succumbs...
You're a dirty little cockwhore, aren't you?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-18 18:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-11-18 18:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe you mentioned you live in Jacksonville.
That is probably a Batram Trail High School students car, seeing that the school's football team are the bears.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-10-27 16:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ugh, these people are so immature. I got 70 reviews on my post simply because StonedSilly and Shlongy are so insecure in real life that they have to convince everyone here that they are better than them.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-23 11:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stabkill(Quagmire as you like to be called), no one here is worthy of the QueenAshlee nutlick, so shut your 15 year old hole.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-22 13:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was SPT, it was funny, and it wasn't a post that was recycled from a hundred before it. And FYI, I think it's stupid when Fetish does the same thing. I normally don't comment on any of the posts like that, no matter WHO writes them, but jesus. Almost every post I have clicked on at any time past 9 p.m. for the past week has been part of this stupid fucking war. GET OVER IT. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER EXCEPT YOU.
Submitted by Quagmire (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-22 02:17:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamnit. Stop this stupid bullshit. It's gone beyond stupid, right past retarded, failed to even slow down at overdone, taken a left at pathetic, and landed right smack-dab in the middle of fucking worthless drivel.
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And THIS isn't worthless drivel? You knew what to expect, babe. ERIC RICE staring right at you when you clicked on it. Of course by giving the -2 you lick Eric's nuts so you don't get a -2 on yourself. Nice going, slave.
Submitted by lawless_hellion (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-10-20 22:51:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lawIess_helIion (user info) at 2004-10-20 22:38:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Mean person alert!
A mean person? On UBER?!?! I'm SHOCKED. Shocked and appalled.
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What you did was wrong.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Worth seeing.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey are you Ok?
that is my real e-mail address why dont you e-mail me?
Im a dad and i want to know how your doing.
Brian
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-10-20 16:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That qualifies.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-08 23:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-09-29 15:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I-95 in either Georgia or Florida
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed pretty loud the first time I looked.
GO BEARS! WOO!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for SPT
+2 for GO BEARS W0000
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:33:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by L0s34 (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for shlongy's retardedness
Nice body of work you've built here, you fucking dipshit.
Why don't you write at least ONE piece of shit post before you engage in a battle of wits with me, shitforbrains.
As of right now, you don't even exist. To anyone. Anywhere. Now go smoke some more pole.
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Not existing is one notch above you.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Actually, funny story:
a few days ago, I said "Go *something* woo!" in front of my friends. Nobody laughed, and I was puzzled for a few moments before I realized I was a total moron.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by L0s34 (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for shlongy's retardedness
Nice body of work you've built here, you fucking dipshit.
Why don't you write at least ONE piece of shit post before you engage in a battle of wits with me, shitforbrains.
As of right now, you don't even exist. To anyone. Anywhere. Now go smoke some more pole.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It had to happen sometime.....maybe Habeeb will be properly thankful.
Submitted by L0s34 (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for shlongy's retardedness
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This happy horseshit gets a plus?
That's a joke...a bigger one than Asshlee's ass.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going down South to visit my mom, and that's how Shawn drives. Fast.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't give a SPT post a good rating. Sorry.
Why were you traveling down the interstate at 90 mph?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 21:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a bit suprised that your vehicle can attain speeds in excess of 90mph, after you've "succumbed" to one too many twinkies.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nerf, I tried REALLY hard to resist. It just became too powerful!
If it helps, I will try to do something for sex post friday tomorrow.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LUV RAP
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1 for the post.
-2 for SPT (Unlabelled SPT i might add).
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45940
Submitted by legallady_3 (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I use to take pictures while driving ...due to boredom. They never turned out.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Did you say cumbs?
I don't condone, "Going" "Woohing" or "Bears" but nevertheless...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45881 !!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-23 20:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BEARS!
Habeeb is an asshole.


