It Fails Me Again (1324 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Madness 2004 (View user info) at 2004-09-23 22:10:45 EDT
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Entry 1
He wasn't a big man on campus. Very few people knew his name. He kept to himself during his courses. He had an apartment just off campus, no dorm room, no roommates. His neighbors, who barely knew he existed, never heard any loud music, never heard a TV, never heard a phone ring.His brown hair was always hidden by a hat, and if you could catch him without sunglasses on, you would see that his eyes were brighter then you would expect, with a hint of green in the sea of blue. His clothes, off the shelf Wal-Mart purchases, hid his 5 foot 6 inch, 180 pound frame in their baggy confines. His leather shoes were never found to be dirty, and always had the look of being freshly polished.
He sat in the back of his classes, his back to a corner. He carried with him only what he needed: a pen, a pencil, a note book, a binder, and the book for the class. Things most often associated with higher learning, such as laptop computers, handheld tape recorders, and the like, were items that he seemed not to own, let alone be aware off.
No one knew him, let alone knew he existed. He was a ghost in the halls, walking alone, carrying little. He watched them. He walks to his dorm, quietly climbing the stairs, slips his key into the lock. Ignoring his neighbor, as he had for the past 3 months. She long ago learned to not bother with a greeting. He enters the small apartment.
He looks out his window, watching the people below. His eye is caught by a beautiful young woman, her pert breasts bouncing slightly while she walked, her red hair flowing to her shoulders. He allows his gaze to drift downwards, to where her neon green thong shows above her low cut jeans.
It was unfortunate: it was not her fault she had become a whore. Her parents, most certainly, were to blame.
He walks out of the apartment, quickly going down the stairs.. Girls such as this were predictable. He turns the corner at the bottom of the stairs, and walks directly into her, as if he hadn't seen her. Her books fall out of her hands, crashing to the ground.
"Oh! I'm sorry!" He bends over to help her pick them up. Written on the cover of one of her binders are the words "Blink 182" written almost obsessively. Probably only 18, just out of high school. Not even an adult, only a child. How many men had their way with her, how many men had caused her to scream out in primal joy? How many men had filled her with their seed?
"Jesus Christ! Watch where your going, goddamn it!" She bends down to pick up the books.
"I'm sorry, It's my fault. I was just on my way to get the new Blink Album, and I was thinking about that one song, you know....Oh what's the name? It's just so.....sad, and yet so....happy...you know? I dunno...It's stupid. You probably don't even know who Blink is..."
"I love Blink 182...They're so....."
"Deep!" they both say.
She laughs, gazing into his eyes.
A simple lie, and she was his.
Three hours later, he sits at the end of the bed smoking a cigarette, caressing her leg. She had performed well, her body taking him easily. Just as he suspected, she was a slut, allowing him to have his way with her within a few hours of meeting. As far as that goes, she was good, very good. Few had done better. She must have had a lot of experience, he thought, the way she took him so readily, the way she spread so eagerly for him. She swallowed his cock like no one had before, slurping and gagging a little as her chin touched his balls. She rode him, her perfect tits bouncing as she slammed his cock into her. She took it from behind, begging for more: for him to fuck her harder, for him to fuck her deeper. She was quite an amazing fuck, he realized, as he sat and looked at her.
She lay on the bed, covered in sweat and blood. The knife stuck from her chest, driven to the hilt directly through the breastbone. She died not 5 minutes ago. She was still warm. Soon he would have to cut her up, skinning the flesh from her bones. He would then force her flesh through his garbage disposal, and carry the bones out with him in his gym bag in the morning.
He looked at her body, and thought to himself "Yes, humanity failed you, my dear, just as it fails me again. Your spirit is free now. Go be with the lord."
He looked at her naked form, the curve of her breasts, the dip of her stomach, the small, red haired triangle at the apex of her legs. He reaches over, wrenching the knife from her chest. Her spirit gone, he is free to do with the body what he pleased.
He slides into her again, watching her breasts shake as the blood seeps into the sheets around them.
- VS -
Entry 2
Trembling slighty, Jenny rubbed her eyes and poked her stepfather's sleeping form."Daddy?" she mumbled. She knew he wasn't her real daddy, but she had never known her biological father, and this man had been around in one way or another since she was born. She knew her mother loved him enough to have a baby with him, and even though she was only seven she understood that people didn't have babies together unless they loved each other.
She poked him again lightly. "Daddy?" she whispered as he stirred and moaned. "I had a bad dream." Her voice cracked slightly. "I miss Mum and I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
There was a small pause. Mum was working tonight; she worked three nights a week as a nurse and was always tired. Jenny knew her Daddy liked to be left alone while he slept but her bedroom was dark and scary and her imagination had been playing tricks on her again. The soft glow of the nightlight in the hallway had only served to create creepy shadows which seemed to move in the corner of Jenny's eye. She had tried her best to be brave, just like her Mum had told her to ("Big girls aren't scared of monsters, darling... you want to be a big girl don't you?"). But her courage had left her again and she had crept, shaking, with a sob in the back of her throat, into her parents' bedroom.
Her Daddy stirred again. "You can sleep here," he said, "but you know what I want in return."
Jenny knew. Something inside her cringed when he mentioned it, but she was so scared of being by herself that it was worth the discomfort for her. She nodded and climbed into bed beside him.
"Remember," Daddy said, "you're not to tell your mother about this. It's our secret, okay? If she knew she wouldn't let me look after you when you get scared, and you'd have to sleep all by yourself in the dark."
Jenny knew that she didn't want that, so she nodded and felt him slide her underwear down. His hand was rough and scratchy, as always, but she screwed her eyes shut tight, letting her mind drift away into her favourite day-dream, and soon she didn't feel it as much any more.
At least she knew she was safe from the monsters this way.
Several minutes later he pulled his hand back and went to sleep. Jenny lay awake staring at the ceiling for a long time. She didn't have school the next day so she knew she could sleep in late if she needed to; she would just get up when she heard her Mum come home, sneak back into her own bed and sleep for a while longer. Her mind wandered again as she imagined she was a brave and beautiful superhero, flying through the sky and casting magic spells to help people, until all the world was peaceful and there were no evil people or monsters to make people scared any more.
She was drifting into a light slumber when she felt Daddy moving next to her. Suddenly he rolled over and was right on top of her! She was scared a bit and Daddy was a heavy man, but she managed to pull her knees right up so that her legs separated them and she could get some breathing room. The sudden jerk of her movement made Daddy get off her, and even though Jenny suspected that he was moving in his sleep she sat bolt upright and climbed past him to get out of the door.
Daddy's hand shot out and grabbed her arm very roughly and Jenny cried out as he plunged his hand into her underwear again even as she struggled to get away.
"Ow! Owwch, DADDY, NO!" she yelled, loud enough to startle him (awake?). He let go and she ran into her bedroom, shaking and crying a little but mostly her heart was racing and she was breathing heavily from the struggle. She had hidden a key to her bedroom in her jewellery box the last time this had happened, and she dug it out and locked herself in. She backed slowly away from the door. The door handle was tried only once this time before Daddy gave up and went back to his bedroom.
Jenny dared not move for a moment, staring unblinking at the door as her mind tried to grasp what had happened. A voice inside her head tried to tell her something...part of her tried to grasp the *wrongness* of the situation before her childish fear suppressed it and she turned away from the door. She crept over to the crib in the corner of her bedroom as her baby sister stirred and let out a small cry. Jenny stroked baby Emma's head gently. Gazing at the tiny sleeping bundle, Jenny set her jaw and vowed never to leave her little sister alone with the shadows again. She wouldn't let her nerve fail her any more.
"Shh," she whispered. "There are no monsters tonight."
Entry 1:
AlahAckbar
Azriel
Brdn_Nkd
coley
darko
DataForge22
Disektor
Duke_Prometheus_III
evolydal
facts
FunnyAsCancer
Gnome
hyprspacd
indoninja
lizzers
lrw
Luckystar
MaximusPadus
Mercutio
Monarch
Natsukau
NerfHerder
OneCheapGeek
ralphmacchio
razmataz73
salmonofdoubt
seanfogy
SilvrWolf
Slovin
Smurfs
sparkle_pink
Spooner
strider
ValakasDemon
25 eligible votes (34 total) *
Entry 2:
Adamdidit2u
Ainkara
Anjie
AshK
AshyLarry
babydoll
Badlands
Banga3386
bargled
Bigmike
bob
cexshun
Charred
Circe
comicbookguy
congo
Dirtbird
Durae
EchoBoxing
engine13
FilthyAssistant
gamma
Genko
gibberish
girlreporter
GodChicken
humor_me
Ignore_the_Small_Print
Impassive-Digressive
jack11058
Jack_McCallum
JMG114
Julia
Katja
knucklesnelson
LadyPlural
littledan
Loren1
Malificent
MM_LP_Track3
Natalia_Everitt
omnifica
potatomanjack
QueenAshlee
redraven
runninginplace
satchel
Seralena
shark25
sketch9
SPECIALk
spedmonkey
Spiral_Abraxis
stevie_says
Stin
TigerLilly
tinactin
tlozoot
treblereel
Trout
User10030
wazzawazzayo
whiskey_jack
WiKi
William_Q_Percy
Yes
YouLookLikeINeedADrink
Zoidberg
zombieZero
51 eligible votes (69 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-10-15 15:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:43:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redraven (user info) at 2004-09-29 11:20:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-28 23:20:13 EDT (#)
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So I get to vote for "Fuck random girl then kill her and fuck her dead body" or "Finger fucking daddy".
Sheesh.
I guess it's "Finger fucking daddy" because it's actually the more realistic of the two.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:07:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:28:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:13:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-28 09:15:10 EDT (#)
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Wow what a hard choice. The necro-phelia story or the child molestation story. Decisions, decisions.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, are we a dysfunctional society or WHAT?
#1 ho-hum. Seen it a million times.
#2 not really original, but crafted much better than #1
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-27 11:20:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-09-27 10:55:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ralphmacchio (user info) at 2004-09-27 07:49:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-26 22:28:18 EDT (#)
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Actually, I liked both. They were both well-written, albeit a little disturbing. Number two gets my vote for the ending.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:08:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-09-26 04:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sigh if only this happened to everyone who liked blink 182
Submitted by YouLookLikeINeedADrink (user info) at 2004-09-25 20:31:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-25 16:54:51 EDT (#)
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finally a funny entry
Submitted by Ignore_the_Small_Print (user info) at 2004-09-25 15:18:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-25 15:17:50 EDT (#)
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Cool picture.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-25 07:44:58 EDT (#)
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Entry 1 was ok but underdeveloped - more titilation than insight. The last line of entry 2 won the vote.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-09-25 01:51:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2004-09-24 21:29:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Author of entry 1 <entry1> at 2004-09-24 20:54:39 EDT (#)
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For those of you who don't see the correlation between the title and my post, I will explain breifly. This is for those who are interested, I'm assuming that most of you don't care.
The title "It fails me again"
The sentance, towards the end, which ties the title to the post.
"He looked at her body, and thought to himself "Yes, humanity failed you, my dear, just as it fails me again. Your spirit is free now. Go be with the lord." "
The charicter is commenting that humanity failed the girl, as it has failed him again. The statement is supposed to mean that his humanity has failed him in that he has killed the girl. The idea being that even though he sees the wrong in people around him, the charicter himself is flawed. The humanity in himself is failing him.
Just thought I would clarify.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-24 19:37:43 EDT (#)
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Hmmm... what do I vote for, necrophelia or pedophilia?
I do believe #1 was better written.
Body count: 320
http://tbd.yi.org/umbc.php
Submitted by Christie at 2004-09-24 19:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God, they were both so good... I could barely pick. Good luck to both authors, you both obviously have great talent. These entries are among the best of UberMadness II
Submitted by MM_LP_Track3 (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:52:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:18:26 EDT (#)
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hm...
Submitted by omnifica (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:21:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:13:48 EDT (#)
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Entry One: The body count rises. Cliche in concept, but executed fairly well...
Entry Two: Urgh. Disturbing. I understand the idea, but there wasn't much characterization involved. Plus, pedophilia disturbs the hell out of me. *shudder*
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Both vile stories. #2 a little better developed.
Even struggling I couldn't find a reason for the title of these posts to fit. Both did not even try to rise to the challenge of incorporating the title, which is what UM contest is largely about.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
both are fucked up.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:27:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:24:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Katja (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:32:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by evolydal (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:28:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by razmataz73 (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh. Don't bother (-2) AGAIN.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are sick.
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:35:15 EDT (#)
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arggg. More death or child molestation. Great choice.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:33:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:17:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Azriel (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:10:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zombieZero (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:09:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:02:45 EDT (#)
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dang, both were pretty distrubing
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:47:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:34:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lrw (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:22:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh. I don't want to vote for either of these.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neither was great, but entry one was predictable and pointless.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:55:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mercutio (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:53:20 EDT (#)
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1, but my options were limited. What hell is with the rape?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:32:34 EDT (#)
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You could see it coming from the start, but I kept reading hoping it was going to be something different.
It wasn't.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
These were both a little dark, but well-written. It was a tough decision.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by treblereel (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:53:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:45:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:44:28 EDT (#)
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Both were awesome.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:43:25 EDT (#)
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hmmm... "It fails me again." Yep, sounds like it should be a pornographic murder story, alright.
Entry 1) NOT ORIGINAL.
Entry 2) you get my vote by default.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:36:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:30:05 EDT (#)
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#1 makes me wish I was illiterate. NOTHING to do with the title and was crap.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:13:44 EDT (#)
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I refuse to vote for either one of these steaming piles of worm infested shit.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dirtbird (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:26:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:34:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:23:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:11:10 EDT (#)
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Bang bang, he shot me down, bang bang, I hit the ground, bang bang, that awful sound, bang bang, my baby shot me down.
Submitted by babydoll (user info) at 2004-09-24 06:59:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-24 06:59:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-09-24 05:39:36 EDT (#)
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Necrophilia! And we have a winner!
Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first was "okay". The serial killer subject, although actually a favourite of mine, is a much done one and entry one didn't bring anything new to it. It was adequately written and I think the sudden introduction of the killing did pull off the surprise effect it was designed to, the abrupt ending that may have been designed to play catalyst to that but instead it just ended up feeling a bit short. The sex scene seemed contrived as if it tried to be crude and it made the piece feel stuck between erotica and serial killer.
High points - The skinning added a nice dash of horror, if only a little.
Low points - "Deep" they both say" - cliche and cheesy.
Summary - Weak if juxtaposed with many of the other writings on the serial killer subject, but did succeed in creating that special sinister feeling when you see the cold calculation killers apply to such heinous actions, if only just.
The second was "good". It was more everyday than the serial killer subject, so felt more realistic and closer to home almost. It was much more gritty too - in entry one you were just reading a story but entry two depicted the events in a way that produces that odd feeling were you almost want to look away, like you shouldn't be witness. I felt it was stronger start to middle and a little bit weaker at the end.
High points - "At least she knew she was safe from the monsters this way." - Especially good line, although I'm not sure all uber readers will pick up on the subtle but potent irony.
Low points - None really.
Summary - Gritty and quite powerful for it. Very well rounded with one or two high points that speak of real talent.
Overall - A good matchup. Both fairly solid but on closer inspection entry two wins by more than a nose.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:34:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry 2 is in a whole different class.
Submitted by Charred at 2004-09-24 04:27:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:36:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:41:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:40:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:37:14 EDT (#)
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I thought these were going to be more about peeners failing for some reason.
Submitted by ValakasDemon (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:18:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:01:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:45:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:31:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lizzers (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:20:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:53:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:46:32 EDT (#)
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These were both incredible. Very, very hard choice.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 23:39:55 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised someone put up a post with a spelling error in the first 4 words.
It's spelled "slightly", #2.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:29:34 EDT (#)
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Entry 2 went with the title a little more, plus 1 had "pert breasts."
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:19:58 EDT (#)
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can someone write a story without rape or death?
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:14:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best matchup so far.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-23 23:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For obvious reasons.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:53:30 EDT (#)
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Entry 1 gave me wood
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:53:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:49:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:38:55 EDT (#)
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i didnt really like either.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:38:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:37:01 EDT (#)
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I knew there would be a day when i would use this phrase.
Necrophelia trumps pedophilia.
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture seled it. They were both very good, but the first one seemed like "Diary of a madman" with a quick thing about humanity failing at the end.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:36:15 EDT (#)
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hm, equally disturbing.
Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:31:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:28:49 EDT (#)
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Wow, a sex story.
And somebody died in it.
Ubermadness sure is bringing out the originality in people...
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tough choice.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:24:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:22:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:18:35 EDT (#)
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you perverted fucks
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