Hey Uber! Wassup! (1292 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.74 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by black_beauty (View user info) at 2004-09-24 00:47:42 EDT
Hey Uber. You gonna like me! My name Shamika and I been checking out this site
for a while. You folks shore is funny.
Except for you racist folks. You haters can kiss my big fat beautiful black ass.
I hate that there are no black people here. Guess I will be the token
black chick. There needs some color up in here.
Thats all for now. Peace out!
User Reviews
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-26 17:29:52 EDT (#)
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http://images.google.com/images?q=lsanders.jpg&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
That's how they find it, genius.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-26 17:28:06 EDT (#)
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Uh, hi. This kind of post tells me that you have nothing to offer the world other than your dark skin.
Try to write a better post, please.
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2004-09-26 17:10:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2004-09-26 17:09:26 (#)
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there's no fucking way I'd say. hell no.
I didn't mean for this to be so...
I regret doing this.
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-26 16:55:21 (#)
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Just for the protocol, can you state who you really are?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-26 17:01:02 EDT (#)
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Who are you..? Really?
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2004-09-26 16:42:52 EDT (#)
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okay. it's shenanigans...
how do you people find this shit? damn!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-26 16:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"My name Shamika and I been checking out this site
for a while."
Really? I thought your name was Lakisha. Lakisha Sanders, is it?
http://www.computing.armstrong.edu/nsf/scholars.html
Check and mate, bitch!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-26 15:05:11 EDT (#)
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The post might not have any substance whatsoever; hell, it might even be shenanigans. That is still no excuse to go around calling people 'nigger.' Even as a joke, Matt (and others who might have used that excuse). It's just not funny.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:35:14 EDT (#)
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This makes me laugh everytime I read it
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:45:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamnit.
+2, shitfuck, +2:
"BLING BLING MOTHERFUCKER, BLING BLING."
Ebonics is not a language, it's a fucking excuse not to write properly. Speak however the fuck you want, but write in fucking english.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:51:43 EDT (#)
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As much as I love OWAAFs, this is shit.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:06:57 EDT (#)
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+2 for the camwhore
-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for the super n00b post
Total -2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You folks shore is funny."
Shenanigans.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
When I saw the title, I figured it was a noobie post...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:33:23 EDT (#)
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koolmang chill the fuck out
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:22:47 EDT (#)
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Listen, you stupid fucking nigger. Pack up your shit and leave. Even one spout of your shitty ebonics is enough to make people hate you. Go buy an XBOX with your food stamps.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:15:15 EDT (#)
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I'm Indian and I like it here. Put that in your fife and smoke it.
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2004-09-24 23:05:52 EDT (#)
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I don't understand you people. I can speak perfectly fine. When I am in a good mood
I let loose a little. That's all.
Now I see why there are no blacks here. You people are so cruel.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:21:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to uber. I look forward to reading your next post!
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seriously, what the fuck was that?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:55:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:47:08 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:23:27 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:52:50 (#)
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Sheniggananigans
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:05:14 EDT (#)
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I agree w/ Smurf, better content next time. Not that my stuff has been that great or well recieved...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:04:33 EDT (#)
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EBONICS IS A FUCKING JOKE.
It's the regression of our language back into a series of clicks and grunts--want proof? Look at any video played on MTV or BET, will they ever find subject matter besides banging cracked out hookers, shooting other blacks, stealing, doing drugs, buying bling...the point is their vocabularies have been reduced--resulting in the inability to cover any other topics outside of their vocabulary.
One last thing on ebonics--if that isn't blatant racism, I don't know what is. Telling an entire culture of african americans not to worry about learning such a difficult language, such as English, and then allowing them to converse in a series of smudged verbs instead.
But of course most blacks wouldn't recognize how this affects them--blame it on their lack of 'edumactation.' Let 'em keep speaking a make believe gang bang language like ebonics, and before you know it, they'll be back living in caves.
I've heard deaf people speak more coherently than those monkeys with their 'wass up my nigga' bullshit.
BLING BLING MOTHERFUCKER, BLING BLING.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:44:06 EDT (#)
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As in I can't belief that response.
*sigh*
welcome I guess, try some substance to your next post
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:43:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:52:49 (#)
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Nigger.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:49:42 (#)
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nigger.
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Are you kidding me?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:39:51 EDT (#)
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ebonics is not for retards shitfuck, it has its own different grammatical rules.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:35:29 EDT (#)
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There are plenty of black racists, they just haven't figured out how to turn the computer on yet.
Oh one more thing--ebonics is for retards, if you want to stick around here, use the English language. That includes spelling and grammar.
I was brutally raped by Boat People
Details here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45919
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, come on
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:46:44 EDT (#)
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That's not being nice.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:33:06 EDT (#)
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no, you dick. I am giving her the benefit of the doubt despite her first
post. I was being nice. Is that so hard to comprehend?
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:19:22 (#)
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Welcome to uber. I look forward to reading your next post!
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Why, because she's black? Her first post sucked, munkey. This is more insulting then being called nigger.
(if the flinstones were black, what would you call them?)
(niggers.)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:44:14 EDT (#)
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Lets have a racism debate here...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45873
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/kracka
http://www.ubersite.com/u/nigga
Oh yeah, and we have a Mexican too...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/herpes
It is really sad that we don't have that much diversity on Uber.
Maybe it's because they can steal the computers, but they can't steal the connection.
Kidding.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:25:51 EDT (#)
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I was expecting the HORSE black beauty...
You lying bastard!
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:34:32 EDT (#)
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I couldn't giva fuck if you were black, white, purple or green,
Just don't call yourself beauty because you iz one ugly hoe
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:30:13 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though... every person who called this user a nigger (regardless of whether the post was made in jest) needs a hug. Or a swift kick to the face.
I'll decide which over the weekend and let you know on Monday.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell is wrong with all yall? What the hell did I stumble into
a KKK rally?
Screw this shit. I came here because I appreciated the talent here and I thought
I could add to it.
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WHITE POWER! All hail Grand Wizard Bart!
Oh, wait... that's Thursday nights. Never mind.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:28:10 EDT (#)
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What do you do to the nigger who comes within 5 feet of your wife?
Slowly torture, then kill him.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You... people... are... so... fucking...horrible!!!!
SHAME ON YOU!!!!
Sista, if you can ignore all the shit this is a really great site.
Welcome to uber. I look forward to reading your next post!
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell is wrong with all yall? What the hell did I stumble into
a KKK rally?
Screw this shit. I came here because I appreciated the talent here and I thought
I could add to it.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno about everybody else here, but I'm just kidding around. God, if you think I'm a racist prick, then maybe it's about high time you developed a sense of humor.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:41:51 EDT (#)
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You're doing exactly that you twat. Sitting behind you're computer thinking you're somthing tasty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:37:37 EDT (#)
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Obviously, this is a joke.
But, I would absolutely love to be in a room, with all the brave Uberites who hide behind their computers yelling "nigger"...so I could beat the living shit out of all of you.
That would be fun, for Shlongy, but not so fun, for you.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:36:18 EDT (#)
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How do you keep the black kids out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:33:43 EDT (#)
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Why did the nigger cross the road?
i dunno, but what the fucks he doin out of prison
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:32:07 EDT (#)
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What do you call a nigger with a Harvard degree?
A nigger.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:29:24 EDT (#)
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Apple's hand naturaly from tree's
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:29:06 EDT (#)
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What's the difference between a black man and an apple?
Submitted by babydoll (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:28:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:17:50 EDT (#)
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A-shigga..... a-shigga-shigga......
SHIGGA-SHIGGA-SHIGGA-NIGGA-NANIGANS!!
Try and say that three times fast and I'll give you some fried chicken.
Seriously though, I'm not racist at all. I have some black in my family tree. He's still hanging there.
BOOYA!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:15:25 EDT (#)
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Hey Uber. You gonna like me! My name SHENANIGANS and I been checking out this site
for a while. You folks shore is funny.
Except for you crackaz. You haters can kiss my big fat dimply ugly nigger ass.
I hate that there are no niggers here. Guess I will be the token
nigger. There needs some color up in here.
Thats all for now. Peace out!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha you look like a malteser with a wig!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:04:10 EDT (#)
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There will never be anything beautiful about a female nigger.
Are you calling me a honkie because I don't need Affirmative Action to go places in life?
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a joke. but just in case, DIE NIGGER
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:56:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:18:20 (#)
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Why can't we get any cool black people on Uber? Maybe Al Sharpton or the guy who did all the goofy noises in Police Academy
*******
He he he.
I second this motion.
All in favour of inviting the guy that did the noises in police academy to join uber say Aaiiiiiight!
(Aaaiiiiiight).
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:53:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2004-09-24 03:39:34 EDT (#)
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I'll kiss your ass.
And you'd like it.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:46:05 EDT (#)
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Right on! Keep coming back. Too many rednecks here anyways. And if you bring that black ass over here, I'd be glad to kiss it.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm on"
*I'm not*
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:18:20 EDT (#)
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Why can't we get any cool black people on Uber? Maybe Al Sharpton or the guy who did all the goofy noises in Police Academy.
I'm on -2ing you because you're black, I'm doing it because you're stupid.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:16:42 EDT (#)
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We've had black folks around here before. Hell, some of them may still be hanging about.
I know of one person of color that we even let be on the "Most"-est boards. Check him out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/4263.
Damn, for all you people know, I'm black.
Hehehe - right! Black and from Idaho! You never know.
Michelle
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:55:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:47:08 (#)
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:23:27 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:52:50 (#)
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Sheniggananigans
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:47:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:23:27 (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:52:50 (#)
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Sheniggananigans
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:23:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:52:50 (#)
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Sheniggananigans
Submitted by skidmark (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:18:37 EDT (#)
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I'd do ya in the pooper! if you wasn't black!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:15:20 EDT (#)
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i'ma fuck me a sheep and call you a nigger afterwards.
oh wait, i already called you a nigger, so what does that imply?
nevermind, you're too dumb (because you're black) to figure that out.
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:07:06 EDT (#)
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what's shenanigans?
nigger? boy, i been watchin you and yous a little honkey shit.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:52:50 EDT (#)
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Sheniggananigans
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:52:49 EDT (#)
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Nigger.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:50:46 EDT (#)
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If I see you on the streets, I'll smoke a blunt with you.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:49:42 EDT (#)
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nigger.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-24 00:48:59 EDT (#)
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Iffin yous evar needa tour uh-the joint, gimme uh call. I be here all week.