I Met A Man, He Told Me.. (1965 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Madness 2004 (View user info) at 2004-09-24 01:40:30 EDT
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Entry 1
As I sat at the bar, watching the sunset, I wondered how such a beautiful beach could remain untouched by the western world. In my head I had designs for hotel complexes and fancier, more expensive watering holes all along the perfect beachfront. I saw the possibility for financial growth of the area, which would bring wealth and employment to the people of the area.I'd been going to that same bar for the last 4 nights of my holiday, and had gotten to know the barman and the regulars pretty well. Jacob, the old man who always propped up one end of the bar, was a fisherman, who fished all day, just so he could sit in his favourite stool and watch the sunset. Solomon sat at the other end of the bar, and was always trying to off load his latest acquisitions at bargain prices. John spent most of his time talking to the barman about whatever troubled him in the world. All the time the barman listened without saying much.
The barman himself told me that he liked to get up in the morning and go for a swim, followed by spending the day with his kids, and opening his bar in the evening to listen to John discuss a world that seemed so very far away.
To me, an outsider, this world seemed completely alien. "Why are you content with this? Don't you ever want more?"
"Jacob, you could hire more people to fish for you, and slowly build a strong business from sales at market." I explained. "With time and effort you could expand you company, take on more staff, and make yourself a very rich man!"
"Solomon could expand his business further with ease, by picking up more contacts, maybe I could even give him suppliers names from back home and he could have a truly international business. From a simple trading business with a little work, and some luck, you could become world renown!"
"And this bar.... Just think, if you were to expand and have guests to stay, you could bring in more money, maybe even hire more staff to take the smaller tasks away from you, and with a sunset like that you could control the tourism for this entire island!"
The barman looked at me. John was silent. Jacob and Solomon continued to watch the sunset.
"Tell me," said the barman, "what would all this allow us to do?"
"Jacob," I began, "could have enough to money to be comfortable enough to perhaps fish for the day, and then sit at this bar to watch the sunset as and when he pleased. Solomon could bring in more people to sell his wares to, getting him a better profit. This would allow him to sit and watch the sunset without having to sell his acquisitions."
"As for you," I continued, turning to the barman, "you could expand your business so far that you could own the entire beach front, and eventually employ enough people to run it for you, so that you could maybe swim in the morning, spend the day with your kids, and talk to John in the evening about a world that seems less far away..."
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Entry 2
I met a man, he told me that the world was going to end. "The end is near," was the exact phrase I believe.I meet this man everyday on my walk to work. He is rooted on the same plastic crate, which is rooted to the same street corner, always preaching to those that will listen. Generally, I do not heed his warnings, and I continue on, as do all those that surround me.
Today, however, I watch through my office window as the skies turn to the color of blood and the sun turns black, as I watch the gathering clouds rain fire and brimstone on the wailing masses below, as I watch existence as I know it crumble around me, I cannot help but wonder if the man on the corner was on to something.
I leave my desk and head for the stairs, noting the "Take stairs in case of fire" sign on the elevator. I think the apocalypse would qualify as a fire, and no one wants to spend armaggedon stuck in an elevator. Now, maybe if Lisa from down the hall had been on the elevator I might have hopped on board. I wouldn't mind spending my last few moments on this Earth stuck in an elevator with her. But I didn't see her as I made my way to the stairwell. I only saw those two guys by the water cooler that never seem to do any work. Any time of day, those two are there talking about anything and everything. I'm sure that today their conversation was more interesting that usual,
"Hey Bob, how 'bout that apocalypse?"
"I know what you mean Ted. I'm glad I parked my car in the garage today because that fire and brimstone would be hell on the paint job."
Or something like that. I didn't stick around to find out.
As I exited the stairwell I couldn't help but notice a nice pair of legs walking past. Of course, those legs belonged to Lisa and, of course, she was coming out of the elevator. The fact that she made it to the ground meant the elevator didn't get stuck, which makes the previous fantasy kind of a moot point, but it appears as though the apocalypse isn't without its share of irony.
As I looked out the lobby windows I saw that the downpour of fire and brimstone had been reduced to a light sprinkle of fire and brimstone. However, the reduction of fire and brimstone came hand in hand with a swarm of locusts, but glorified grasshoppers don't scare me so I ventured out the door.
Muscle memory dictated that I head east out the door, as that was the direction I always turned to go home. There probably wasn't going to be a home to return to, what with the apocalypse and all, but my feet had made up their mind so in that direction I went, happily crunching locusts underfoot.
After passing a few blocks, I saw the man that had envisioned all of this. He was no longer standing on his crate, as he no longer needed to preach the word. What he had been saying was fairly self-evident by this point. Instead he was sitting on his crate, like a king upon a throne, peacefully enjoying his remaining time. He was wearing a grin. The kind of grin one wears when "I told you so," just doesn't do justice to the given situation. I had the sudden urge to approach the man, to congratulate him on knowing what so many others had not. So I did.
"It would be an honor to shake the hand of the man that knew this was coming," I said, extending my hand to the man.
"Thank you, but I would have preferred attentiveness before it happened rather than congratulations after," He said as he took my hand, "All too often people do not heed advice until it is too late."
"Isn't that the truth," He was wise indeed I thought to myself. "Since you seem to be so wise, would you mind telling me what judgment day this is? As in which religion is the 'right' one, so to speak?" I said, making quotations with my fingers emphasizing the word right.
"None of them are 'right'. This isn't caused by religion." He himself emphasizing "right" with quotation marks.
"So this isn't the Christian God or Shiva or some other god destroying the planet?"
"Nope," was the simple reply.
"Then what is causing this?" as I stated the obvious question.
Then the man told me something I did not expect, uttering just one little word.
"Fluffy."
And Upon that utterance the world cracked asunder, and Earth ceased to be.
Entry 1:
babydoll
bargled
BoogieFevuh
Caulaincourt
cexshun
corn_nugget
dicquellis
gamma
gibberish
hyprspacd
Jack_McCallum
JinkyWilliams
JMG114
Kaelic
Kent_Weirdo
krootons
Mercutio
MM_LP_Track3
Natalia_Everitt
PatheticCapitalistFuck
Philst82
professorfuckface
Scott_James
Smurfs
Spooner
Stabkill
starsplinter
thaumaturge
Therighteouswicked
tlozoot
Totally_useless
VirtuosoDilettante
wazzawazzayo
WiKi
William_Q_Percy
25 eligible votes (35 total) *
Entry 2:
Ainkara
AlahAckbar
Anjie
AshK
AshyLarry
Azriel
Badlands
Banga3386
Bigmike
BLITZKREIG_BOB
bob
BonesForBucks
Brdn_Nkd
checkyourmail
Circe
coley
comicbookguy
congo
darko
Dirtbird
Disektor
dodahdave
Durae
EchoBoxing
EmptyRobot
engine13
evolydal
facts
filmgeek
FunnyAsCancer
G_Nonny
Genko
girlreporter
Gnome
hamilton
HelloMello
Huber_the_Nose
humor_me
Ignore_the_Small_Print
Impassive-Digressive
insanedoc
jack11058
Julia
Katja
knucklesnelson
korthrun
LadyPlural
littledan
logancho
Luque
maiorano84
Monarch
munkeypants
Natsukau
NerfHerder
Niko_Ender
omnifica
OneCheapGeek
Pingu
potatomanjack
precision
QueenAshlee
ralphmacchio
razmataz73
redraven
runninginplace
salmonofdoubt
satchel
ScoutCJustice
Seralena
shadow
Sideburns
SilvrWolf
Siren
sketch9
Slovin
sparkle_pink
SPECIALk
Spiral_Abraxis
Spuds002
stevie_says
StonedSilly
strider
SullyThePirate
tinactin
treblereel
ValakasDemon
whiskas
Yes
YouLookLikeINeedADrink
Zoidberg
64 eligible votes (91 total) *
* Eligible votes are those made by users who had either (A) posted 3+ messages OR (B) written 100+ [lowered from 750+] reviews as of the beginning of the UberMadness! competition.
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-29 19:43:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redraven (user info) at 2004-09-29 13:52:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:22:02 EDT (#)
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that is the cutest angry puppy face i have ever seen.
I didn't appriciate the capitalist and anti-naturalist overtones in the first post, but the sunset was lovely
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:07:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:50:55 EDT (#)
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#1, even though I've heard a similar tale before, I think it involved a fisherman, and playing music in the evening everynight.. but yeah. here you go.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:18:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-28 09:16:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-09-28 01:46:30 EDT (#)
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I don't know why.
I just am.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:10:26 EDT (#)
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go fluffy!
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:06:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ValakasDemon (user info) at 2004-09-27 19:44:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by logancho (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:36:47 EDT (#)
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#1 was sort of like a snake eating itself, but since #2 depended on a photo for its hook and that's a really lame idea, #1 gets my vote.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-27 11:57:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-09-27 10:53:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:12:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-09-26 23:39:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-26 22:43:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:54:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-26 15:47:00 EDT (#)
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1 was good, insightful, etc etc etc... two had a cute picture on the end.
1 wins!
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-09-26 15:23:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-09-26 14:19:07 EDT (#)
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AWESOME
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-26 14:08:47 EDT (#)
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It was number two up until the end.
Submitted by Luque (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:09:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Niko_Ender (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:17:11 EDT (#)
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Excellent use of bathos.
Submitted by YouLookLikeINeedADrink (user info) at 2004-09-25 22:35:58 EDT (#)
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Entry 2 was easily the funniest one yet. I don't even remember what Entry 1 was about.
Oh wait, now I do. And it wasn't as good.
Submitted by d <naydies.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-25 21:47:30 EDT (#)
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Hilarious!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-25 19:48:22 EDT (#)
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u win
Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-09-25 19:37:48 EDT (#)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:09:50 EDT (#)
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Comments got wiped.
Disliked both (particularly the endings). 1 was forced and the ending was bleh. 2 was almost interesting, but the abrupt, silly ending sucked. I had that poster in college (10 fucking years ago).
1 won in the coin toss.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:06:41 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-25 16:53:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pingu (user info) at 2004-09-25 12:59:46 EDT (#)
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There's a soft spot in my heart for wittle doggies. Big dogs can go fuck themself though. Hate them motherfuckers.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-25 11:22:09 EDT (#)
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Gay. Gay. Liberace gay.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:11:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-24 20:39:24 EDT (#)
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number one was ok. but it sounded like you were trying too hard to sell the american dream.
number two was funny, if only made so by the picture. use less "fire and brimstone".
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh FLUFFY R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-24 20:06:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-24 20:04:14 EDT (#)
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It's impossible for me not to vote for two.
And for those keeping count, this is the third time all of humanity has been destroyed. You fuckers are doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Body count: 320
http://tbd.yi.org/umbc.php
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-24 20:03:18 EDT (#)
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The entries were very close.
I voted for number 2 out of spite, I hate having to scroll sideways.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-24 19:04:04 EDT (#)
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I didn't like the ending of number 2, but I still liked the story much more.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-24 19:00:28 EDT (#)
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Fluffy pwns me.
Submitted by filmgeek (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:30:32 EDT (#)
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This is the only time I will admit to what I voted for.
Both of the posts were very well written and I congratulate the both of you.
But the ending to #2... and the picture... ooooooh da widdew puppy wuppyyyyy
Submitted by VirtuosoDilettante (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:23:46 EDT (#)
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Entry 1
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I had trouble identifying exactly what the final outcome of this post was supposed to be. Maybe it suggests the futility of transposing Western culture into a sunset paradise (?). Dunno.
I could not visualize the characters, nor could I relate to them in any manner. My imagination has no image of them. Since the characters are meaningless names, that only leaves story content.
I fail to see what the content of this story really is, and I'm not so sure that it follows the title/topic. What exactly is it that the man told you? and which man?
...I think the coffee caffine is wearing off. I just don't get it.
Submitted by tlozoot (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:18:47 EDT (#)
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Best matchup yet. I loved both to death. First one gets it for not upping the death count, and also because I'm pretty sure the second one is going to win. Really, they were both excellent.
Submitted by MM_LP_Track3 (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:01:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:25:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:47:07 EDT (#)
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Gotta love Fluffy
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:39:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:27:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by omnifica (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:23:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:20:07 EDT (#)
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Entry One: Hmmmm... I was hoping for more on the ending.
Entry Two: You fucking RULE. Not only did I feel "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" vibe coming from this entry, but you also used the Fluffy pic.
No question who I voted for.
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-09-24 14:29:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Katja (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:28:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by razmataz73 (user info) at 2004-09-24 13:14:15 EDT (#)
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Loved Entry 2. Is that wrong? Sorry, but it just made me laugh, contained very different subject matter, and didn't have murder or sex.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:58:38 EDT (#)
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entry two: thank you.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:56:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:55:45 EDT (#)
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Call me a sentimental old fool. #1 just hit the right way for me to vote for it today. Tomorrow, maybe I would have voted for #2.
Funny how that works.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:43:23 EDT (#)
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Woo. The death count keeps climbing.
But, 2 made me laugh. Fluffy, hahahaha.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:41:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:29:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:20:03 EDT (#)
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I love that puppy.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-24 12:14:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:55:27 EDT (#)
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Entry 1 reminded me of something I have read before, but I can't put my finger on what.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:41:02 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha fluffy
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:16:52 EDT (#)
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bleh to this
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-09-24 11:16:45 EDT (#)
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Both were good, but that picture in entry two is hysterical. I don't know why, but it is.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:51:57 EDT (#)
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motherfuckin +2, more please sir
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:49:04 EDT (#)
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now THAT is one mean-looking motherfuckin beast. no kidding.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mercutio (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:45:06 EDT (#)
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Hard call to make. I liked both of them, but 1's message just hit home a little bit more. Both posters deserve props, though...
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:42:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:12:12 EDT (#)
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Finally!
I laughed my ass off.
Submitted by treblereel (user info) at 2004-09-24 10:04:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:56:37 EDT (#)
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I really liked #1. Not sure why. It's not spectacular and there's no crazy plot. It was just a nice, well written story. First one I've liked in a very long line of UM suckness.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:54:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:41:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:39:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:20:18 EDT (#)
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Ha ha ha! I fear Fluffy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:18:26 EDT (#)
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#2 by a humorous nose
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:06:30 EDT (#)
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#2 did something new.
Thanks.
Submitted by starsplinter (user info) at 2004-09-24 09:03:09 EDT (#)
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Glad my votes don't count.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:58:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:13:44 EDT (#)
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Makes me want to visit Oregon beach.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:05:54 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-09-24 08:03:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:48:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:39:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:24:11 EDT (#)
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Another one of the titles I suggested..
Entry two made me crack up.
"Hey Bob, how 'bout that apocalypse?"
"I know what you mean Ted. I'm glad I parked my car in the garage today because that fire and brimstone would be hell on the paint job."
Sorry, to whoever wrote Entry 1. It was excellent.
Submitted by krootons (user info) at 2004-09-24 07:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-24 05:30:04 EDT (#)
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entry 2 made me laugh.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-09-24 05:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-24 05:06:42 EDT (#)
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entry one seems unfinished.
Submitted by Therighteouswicked (user info) at 2004-09-24 04:42:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:49:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:24:17 EDT (#)
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haha #2....Ive seen that pic before. Way to incorporate it into your post
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:16:13 EDT (#)
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another world ending death post. well the body count has gone up another few billion
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:15:54 EDT (#)
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Go Fluffy WOO!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fluffy... *snorts* *chokes* Hahahaha...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-24 02:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can you not vote for Fluffy!?
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame, but I had to vote for something, fluffy I guess
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved that.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! That's the cutest puppy in el todo del mundo! I'm a sucker for puppies.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, I liked this match up.
#2 almost got it with the cute pup, but I just like the idea behind #1. I really wish everyone would slow down just a little... there really is no point to being so driven, it is distracting us from what life should be about.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-24 01:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-24 01:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen that picture before, but entry 2 still pwned entry 1.