Bush makes me hurl! (863 hits)
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Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-24 15:23:49 EDT
Today while waiting to go onto the service road to the QEW (for the Canada haters, who are extremely unintelligent, it stands for Queen Elizabeth Way), when I see a minivan in front of me. He has 2 stickers on his back window. They each say:
-"I support President George W. Bush"
-"Dick/Cheney '04"
There were so many things I wanted to do to his vehicle. I wanted to ram him just to get justice across, even though I'd get some as well from the raping lawyers. I wanted to stalk and kill him.
You know what I think? It's the Democrats' turn! We should hire assassins to kill Bush if he's elected, and same with Cheney when he replaces Bush afterwards. Or we should hire Democrat thugs to beat up pro-Republicans. Or Bart should simply ban all the Republicans on this site. Bigoted? You guys should take some of your own medecine, and realize that Kerry lovers hate Bush lovers and vice-versa.
What I'm saying is the Democrats should become extremists. We should attack anyone who supports Bush, we should steal their money so they can't donate it to their greedy campaign, and the pro-Republican corporations may be able to sue us, but we can still brutally assault them.
This isn't a call-to-arms, but a bloody brilliant idea.
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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-27 10:28:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-26 09:47:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-24 22:01:41 (#)
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**We should hire assassins to kill Bush if he's elected, and same with Cheney when he replaces Bush afterwards.**
Advocating the assassination of the President in speech or writing is a felony. Besides, if you are Canadian, what do you care? I'd think you'd have enough problems to address in your own country.
**since the draft will come if Bush is re-elected.**
This is just stupid. See, this is what happens when you get your news from MTV.
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BAAAAAAAAAAAA! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You are one of us! Get your coat nice and full for the fall shearing.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-24 22:42:34 EDT (#)
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You suck like Bush.
Submitted by Joshua <j.m.boniface.at.gmail.com> at 2004-09-24 22:35:58 EDT (#)
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+500! W00t a fellow Canadian who hates Bush.
And to the idiot who said that we should keep to our own buisness, why should we when the US is out biggest trading partner and Bush keeps fucking that up?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-24 22:01:41 EDT (#)
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**We should hire assassins to kill Bush if he's elected, and same with Cheney when he replaces Bush afterwards.**
Advocating the assassination of the President in speech or writing is a felony. Besides, if you are Canadian, what do you care? I'd think you'd have enough problems to address in your own country.
**since the draft will come if Bush is re-elected.**
This is just stupid. See, this is what happens when you get your news from MTV.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-24 21:37:38 EDT (#)
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Everyone will fuck up, Bush will get re-elected, and then the entire country will sit around like "Derrrrrrrr, we didn't know!" as everything goes to hell. The employment rate will go down, the death toll will go up, and the economy will get flushed further and further down the metaphorical toilet.
"But he said he would help me, derrrrrrrr! I believe it because I didn't graduate from highschool and I like to fuck farm animals. Derrrrrrr!"
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-24 21:15:08 EDT (#)
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You are a Canadian, which makes any point you have to say about our president and our country meaningless. You can't vote, and no one cares what you have to say! But your people can come here and clog up our roads, drink a lot of beer, and take over our cities because of your tourism. And your people come here for medical treatment. We are inundated with your kind. Too bad it has to be here. Too bad we all have to be subjected to your waste of rambling. Good luck on becoming a real human being.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-24 21:11:30 EDT (#)
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You know what I think? It's the Democrats' turn!
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-2 for your utter lack of understanding of the electoral process.
Submitted by PersonMan (user info) at 2004-09-24 20:59:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:49:48 EDT (#)
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"What I'm saying is the Democrats should become extremists."
Yeah, because that's such a great way to solve problems. Look at the pro-life anti-gay fundie Christians, everyone fucking LOVES them.
Moron.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:44:50 EDT (#)
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My god Matt, you must be biggest idiot this side of the equator.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:40:54 EDT (#)
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I got pulled over the other day. The cop let me go because I had a Bush sticker on my car.
HeHeHe. Lookie siwwy Canadian.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:40:08 EDT (#)
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If I were you, I'd hate myself
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:36:50 EDT (#)
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"What I'm saying is the Democrats should become extremists."
as if they aren't now?
Submitted by strangeparadox (user info) at 2004-09-24 18:24:17 EDT (#)
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EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee TERRORIST ALERT CODE ORANGE RED OR WHATEVERTHEHELL COLOR THEY USE THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:42:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:39:36 (#)
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two words -
Guantanamo Bay
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No thanks, I don't drink rum.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:30:23 EDT (#)
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batsu, before you start forming ad hominiem assaults, try to get some basis ok?
woot mang, you are one step ahead of the curve; you can criticize all you want because YOU ARE OBJECTIVE! high 5!
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:11:06 EDT (#)
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Bush is a fag who only wants money and listens to his daddy and big business and the Saudi's. Kerry all the way. Xenon is a faggot who knows nothing of politics and is why he sucks his cock.
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:07:47 EDT (#)
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Hell yes.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-24 17:00:05 EDT (#)
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you from toronto mang?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:45:46 EDT (#)
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oy, americans could use a revolution
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:39:25 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:34:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:28:36 (#)
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Shut up you fucking Canadian!
*******
You'll never influence me to do ANYTHING, you worthless Gook!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:33:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:28:36 EDT (#)
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Shut up you fucking Canadian!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:27:12 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but it depends on who's sending our troops to kill towel-heads. I'd rather it be Kerry, because he'd actually have a good reason, and he wouldn't lie. Plus Bush is so fucking ugly. I hate him so much.
Do you see what I mean?
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-09-24 16:26:08 EDT (#)
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I'm kind of confused on whether I like Bush or not. On the one hand, I disagree with his "lie to get what you want" political strategy, but I do agree with his "kill all the towel heads and steal their oil" foreign policy. I guess I'll just see how much dirt he can sling at Kerry, and decide how to vote that way.
Note to the dim-witted (Yes, you): this was sarcarm.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:45:35 EDT (#)
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Bring your fucking Guantanamo Bay bullshit. You know that doesn't matter anymore? The momentum has been lost. I also don't think Bush wants to set a mark on his record by forcing Canadian authorities to give one of their citizens to be extradicted to a U.S torture facility. So I win.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:45:30 EDT (#)
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You're Canadian. Stop caring so much.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:44:20 EDT (#)
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Who are you trying to impress?
Submitted by The_Nipper (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:43:44 EDT (#)
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I like how someone not even from our own country is so god damn worried about Bush. Fuck, fuck fuck fuck, FUCK. Whiny fucking bitches.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:42:30 EDT (#)
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Holy shit! A KoolMang post I can +2!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:39:36 EDT (#)
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two words -
Guantanamo Bay
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:37:15 EDT (#)
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Militant Liberals unite.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:37:12 EDT (#)
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News: I'm in Canada. Impossible for me to be extradicted to the U.S.
*burns American flag*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:36:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:26:49 (#)
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George Bush needs to be assasinated immediatley.
He is the worst thing to happen to this planet no exceptions.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:36:04 EDT (#)
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If anyone wants to really get people banned from Uber then they should send the link of this post to the Feds.
(Note to Feds: I have no association with anyone on this post)
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:35:52 EDT (#)
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Bah, more stupid neo-political BS.
I don't put ANY political stickers on my car. Who I vote for is my fucking problem, no one else's.
Submitted by Chairman Mao Zeh Dong at 2004-09-24 15:35:21 EDT (#)
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ROFLMAOZEHDoNG! ROFLMAOZEHDoNG!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:34:26 EDT (#)
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Vote for the lesser of 2 evils. Of course Kerry isn't fucking peachy, but he's not going to lead our armies into 2 new cataclysmic wars with rogue nations!
There should be a filter thing for registering on Ubersite: if you're Republican, you don't get an account, OR rights to rate items with invisible ids.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:30:12 EDT (#)
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Anyone who supports Bush should sign up for the military, and get it over with, since the draft will come if Bush is re-elected. Not to mention saying goodbye early to their kids if they speak out against the government, because of the PATRIOT ACT 2. Do you think Bush cares, people? He just wants bad shit to happen. He's got evil in his fucking face.
Submitted by legallady_3 (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:29:53 EDT (#)
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but we should over throw all government...
go back to the state of nature. I hate authority
and I hate bureaucracy even more!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:26:49 EDT (#)
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George Bush needs to be assasinated immediatley.
He is the worst thing to happen to this planet no exceptions.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:26:49 EDT (#)
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This is also as brilliant: we'll stick to the promises Kerry is sticking to. When Republicans attack our strategy of putting Americans first, we'll assault them to try and silence them, and go ahead with giving Americans an even better and more wholesome standard of living, and making the world love us again.
Or Kerry should invoke martial law, have all Republicans rounded up, shot, and replace them with the Green Party.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-24 15:26:11 EDT (#)
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Funny, I usually feel the same way when I see anything about Kerry on a car.