This september, you all know who to vote for (454 hits)
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Submitted by Whenxlaxattacks <yebbis.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-25 00:03:25 EDT
I fail to comprehend the reason people are still talking about the decision to "go to war" with Iraq. Anywhere you go, be it the bus stop, your school, your workplace, or even your public access T.V., people gripe and complain about how they were forced into a war based on greed for oil. That's bullshit. While I don't believe that oil won't be exploited, I also know that the U.S. has no great need for oil. In addition to the vast stores of oil in Alaska, there are oil spots all across the U.S. In fact, we have so much oil, that when someone finds a new oil spot they survey it, measure it, and cap it. They don't triumphantly add it to our supply of oil, or sell it to another country. Instead, they cap off the oil, go drink a beer, and have a good laugh at our insane surplus of oil. Bush did not go to war with a country over a material we have a huge ammount of. The United States already buys all the oil it needs. To go to war with another country would be akin to a man walking into mcdonalds, taking his food, putting it in a bag, and beating up some small child for it's happy meal. Bush just doesn't steal happy meals, at least not from the middle east. While it's obvious Bush is a supporter of the upper 1 percent of America, with his tax breaks, and even more that he smokes pot and possibly ditches the draft, he does have some redeeming qualities. What do you think Kerry would do, if the twin towers were bombed, and the econemy trashed? Would he go to war with Afganastan, demand someone to be accountable, tear the world apart looking for the culprit? No. He'd sit on his ass, and talk about how if we improve our education system, maybe in the future our airport security will be able to stop terrorists. He won't go out, and liberally kick ass in the name of America. Who do you want for president? A mild mannered docile douchebag, who's never smoked pot, gotten below a 3.5, or done anything unscrupulous? Or Bush... Bush, a true American. As of now, 3 out of 5 teenagers at the high school age have tried pot. Millions and millions of adult cannabis smokers roam the country, covertly getting pleasure one puff at a time. Even more true Americans found ways to dodge the draft, and go A.W.O.L. Who really represents us? Kerry, who's never gotten dirty a day in his life, or Bush, the true american? Bush, the man who understands what it's like for pot somkers. Bush, who can identify with the struggles rebelious teenagers face every day? Bush, who best knows how draft dodging works, and therefor can stop it the best? Bush is not only impassioned, he's experienced. Kerry is just a douchebag with his main selling point being his ability to not be George W. Bush. So this september, vote for the canidate who's truly American... vote George W. Bush.
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Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your vote
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-25 19:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This september, the choice is clear:
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Submitted by UncleTeddy (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I managed to make out something about voting for Bush in all of that, so... -2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-25 08:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Somewhere, in that thick jungle of text, you have a point. But I can't be arsed to try and find it.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-25 06:53:05 EDT (#)
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WHOO WHOO GO FUCK YOURSEL, CUNT
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:40:34 EDT (#)
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wtf I'm not reading all that. I might if there were paragraphs or decent grammar. If you have something serious to say, be serious about your presentation. Have some pride.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:27:40 EDT (#)
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I think I speak for conservatives/Republicans everywhere when I say 'You're not helping, Mr. Limbaugh.'
Also, the election is in November, assclown.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-25 01:37:54 EDT (#)
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This post sucked my balls for $3.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-25 01:13:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:06:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 For being about the tenth person today to continue flogging the already dead topic of the US election.
-1 For not formatting your text into something more readable.
In future, I would suggest you format your posts a little better, and write something a bit more original. Please.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-25 01:03:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:18:21 (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:12:31 (#)
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September?
*** Shit, we better hurry.
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fuck yeah, to hell with the debate. It's actually a gloat, I think.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
last time i checked, we werent supposed to give three shits and a fart in high wind about who represented us the best. We're supposed to vote for a president that can best run this country, right?
Right?
Anybody?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you, Mr. Bush.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:44:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:12:31 (#)
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September?
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my thoughts exactly.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:12:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
September?
*** Shit, we better hurry.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:18:13 EDT (#)
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Faggot.
Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:16:47 EDT (#)
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-2 for being a dumbfuck.
dumbfuck.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
September?
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fail to comprehend the reason people are still talking about the decision to "go to war" with Iraq. Anywhere you go, be it the bus stop, your school, your workplace, or even your public access T.V., people gripe and complain about how they were forced into a war based on greed for oil. That's bullshit. While I don't believe that oil won't be exploited, I also know that the U.S. has no great need for oil. In addition to the vast stores of oil in Alaska, there are oil spots all across the U.S. In fact, we have so much oil, that when someone finds a new oil spot they survey it, measure it, and cap it. They don't triumphantly add it to our supply of oil, or sell it to another country. Instead, they cap off the oil, go drink a beer, and have a good laugh at our insane surplus of oil. Bush did not go to war with a country over a material we have a huge ammount of. The United States already buys all the oil it needs. To go to war with another country would be akin to a man walking into mcdonalds, taking his food, putting it in a bag, and beating up some small child for it's happy meal. Bush just doesn't steal happy meals, at least not from the middle east. While it's obvious Bush is a supporter of the upper 1 percent of America, with his tax breaks, and even more that he smokes pot and possibly ditches the draft, he does have some redeeming qualities. What do you think Kerry would do, if the twin towers were bombed, and the econemy trashed? Would he go to war with Afganastan, demand someone to be accountable, tear the world apart looking for the culprit? No. He'd sit on his ass, and talk about how if we improve our education system, maybe in the future our airport security will be able to stop terrorists. He won't go out, and liberally kick ass in the name of America. Who do you want for president? A mild mannered docile douchebag, who's never smoked pot, gotten below a 3.5, or done anything unscrupulous? Or Bush... Bush, a true American. As of now, 3 out of 5 teenagers at the high school age have tried pot. Millions and millions of adult cannabis smokers roam the country, covertly getting pleasure one puff at a time. Even more true Americans found ways to dodge the draft, and go A.W.O.L. Who really represents us? Kerry, who's never gotten dirty a day in his life, or Bush, the true american? Bush, the man who understands what it's like for pot somkers. Bush, who can identify with the struggles rebelious teenagers face every day? Bush, who best knows how draft dodging works, and therefor can stop it the best? Bush is not only impassioned, he's experienced. Kerry is just a douchebag with his main selling point being his ability to not be George W. Bush. So this september, vote for the canidate who's truly American... vote George W. Bush.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-25 00:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 For being about the tenth person today to continue flogging the already dead topic of the US election.
-1 For not formatting your text into something more readable.
In future, I would suggest you format your posts a little better, and write something a bit more original. Please.