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Love... or something like it + camwhore (1643 hits)

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Rating: 0.9 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Vanilla (View user info) at 2004-09-25 02:11:19 EDT


He walked through the department store, and straight to where I was standing, folding display towels, in my new apron, which was recently made part of my uniform.

How classy... How sexy, what a turn on.

He started looking at the silk throws over the display beds.... Running his hands over the textured silk.

What I wouldn't do to be that throw...

I couldn't help but stare. He took my breath away.

Dressed completely in grey. Sporting grey boxing type sneakers, grey sweatpants, white and grey t-shirt, grey beanie, and a grey sweatshirt, unzipped at the front with the hood pulled over the beanie. Tufts of sandy coloured hair jutted out from under the beanie, framing his gorgeous grey eyes, and a boyish smile.

He turned to me, and smiled. I don't really know how I reacted, but that smile may as well have been the end of me. His whole face just lit up. He pulled the hood back off his head, and we started talking.

He was so lovely, and so sweet, and my heart started beating faster and faster and faster...

He found what he wanted, and went off to make a quick phone call, I stood at the counter, and just stared. He was so beautiful.

When he came back to finish the transaction, I noticed 3 prominent scars running from around his ear and under his jaw, over his left check and another one just under the cheek bone. I wanted to touch his face, run my fingers over the scars, hold him, kiss him...

Actually, I wanted to do more than that.

I don't know how I completed the transaction, and how I still managed to talk coherently, but there, it was all done. He stayed and talked for a few minutes. He was so easy to talk too. He made me laugh; he made me feel at ease....

.... And then he left.

I watched him pull the hood back over his head, give me a smile and walk away, casually implying that he might be back. I kept on watching as he walked away.

My knees were weak, my pulse was racing, and I could hear my heart thudding in my chest. My hands started to shake and it suddenly became really hot.

Work finished a couple of minutes after he left. God, please let me run into him.

No such luck.

I jumped into my car and drove home. Barely noticing the traffic or the road or how I got home. I was still thinking about him. My whole body hadn't recovered from just seeing him.

That's the chemistry I was looking for.

So... I guess this must be that love at first sight thing then, huh?


Just for visual sake... this is probably what I looked like while I was gawking at him...


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Submitted by Uzi (user info) at 2005-01-24 05:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by NSFW (user info) at 2004-11-21 09:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm really waiting for yes to weigh in on this one, because i think i'd agree with him.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-21 09:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't felt that way in a looooong time.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-10-06 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

decent

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-26 17:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your face made the inside of my shorts a victim of bukkake

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I felt that once. It was the whiskey. God, I gotta stay away from that. You are pretty (and I am not a lesbian).

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know! It happend yesterday, and I'll be back at work in about half hour.

Lust, love... is there really a difference? Love is just extended and supposedly sincere. You make the call.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

eh...

Submitted by Diavolina24 (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh, it's happened to everyone.
I hope you didn't slobber.
Did he ever come back?

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for bitmaps.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-25 13:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you look more like anise than vanilla.

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-25 11:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No V, that isn't love at first sight. That's LUST at first sight.

Not that it's really a problem, just noting a difference.


Nice pic too. =7

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-09-25 10:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Damnit, this is a bmp and I have a mac.

-1 for no jpegs.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-25 09:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

How do you feel about having a stranger chow your box while you file your nails?

Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2004-09-25 09:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice descriptions. No, that's not love at first sight.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-25 08:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Boi-oing.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-25 07:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

penis.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-25 07:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My oenis made out with her labia.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-09-25 07:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i ate your hat

Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-25 07:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, John, your confusing me with Kebab.

Everyones seen her naked.

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-25 06:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL WHEN SHE WAS FOR LOL!1

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-25 06:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen her naked, haha cunts

Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-25 06:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've seen her naked, haha cunts

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45940

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Story was alright.

Lyric: I'm drunk too, we have so much in common.

Wanna go halves in a bastard?

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Worth reading. Nothing great, nothing terrible. And I'm drunk right now. I'll read it again tomorrow.

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-25 05:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If I happen to vomit, it has nothing to do with you or this post.

Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-25 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha.. Tom.. I think it's illegal for me to answer that question....

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-25 04:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice and nice.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-25 03:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just going to come out and say it. Will you have sex with me?

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-25 03:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't know you were interested, I thought you were gawking at my scars. Maybe I will come back in sometime and we can chat.

Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-25 03:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hmm. Not too shabby.
I'd do ya

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-25 03:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd do him. Er, if I was gay, that is.

<good cover, Donkey, commence spooning with Method>

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-25 03:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, my tummy will be as flat as your's again as soon as I'm cleared for crunches...

Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, Random Joe... why don't you get a real account... write something worth reading...then give me a negative rating, after which I MIGHT care, because then at least I'll know your not just some asswipe with his dick too far up his arse.

kay? =)

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-25 02:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

this belongs in a diary.

Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I tried sully.. I promise.

It doesnt like me.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bmp?! ARRRRRGH.

Become one with the JPEG.

Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

slipknot - danger, keep away.

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-25 02:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What if I never saw you again?
I'd die right next to you, in the end.


Tell me what song that comes from.


Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!

-- Homer Simpson
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