My Butt Hurts (959 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.87 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by xtremecowboy (View user info) at 2004-09-25 13:40:44 EDT
The other night a woman, we'll call her Janet, went to her doctor. She said to him, "Doc, I'm horny. The problem is that my husband isn't! We've tried everything, Viagra, Cialus, you name it we tried it. What should I do?" Now the woman's doctor says, "Here, take these pills. Now these are, EXTREMELY experimental, so only give him one in his food."
That night, the woman gives the pill to her husband. That night the doctor calls, and Janet's son, Billy answers. "Hello?" "Is your mommy there?" "Ummmmmm her and daddy went upstairs to their room and they're making funny noises, so I don't think they want to be bothered." "Ok, I'll call back tomorrow."
Well, Janet decides that if one was good, two will be great!! So, she gives the pills to her husband. That night the doctor calls again and Billy answers. "Hello?" "Is your mommy available?" "Ummmm, her and daddy went up to their room and the walls are shaking, so I don't think they want to be bothered." "Ok, I'll call back tomorrow."
Well, Janet says to herself she says, "If one was good, two was great, fuck it I'm going to give him the whole bottle!!" That night the doctor calls again. "Well, what's going on tonight, son?" Billy says to the good doctor "Well, mom's dead, my sister is pregnant, my butt hurts, and dad is outside saying, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty."
CALL YOUR DOCTOR FOR YOUR FREE SAMPLE OF VIAGRA TODAY!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-29 20:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course it does.
You're a mo, who's apparently not doing it right.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-29 20:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bahahahaha
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-09-29 20:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by hotness44 at 2004-09-25 20:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funnyness
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay. Like the author. And old.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DDDEEERRRR
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DERRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
negative 2
Submitted by xtremecowboy (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God, if you people are going to negative rate me at least tell me why or say more than DDDEEERRRR (Hateful bastards)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-25 17:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-09-25 15:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Derrrr.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-09-25 14:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-09-25 14:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
old joke.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-25 14:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*plays slot machine*
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*BOOM!* -2
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-25 14:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
My first thought when I saw the title was "then tell your dad to take his dick out of your ass."
Didn't really get how appropriate that would be.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-25 13:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46109
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-25 13:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Um, ok. I giggled a bit.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-09-25 13:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HA HA HA