What Your Asshole Is Used For (2812 hits)
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Submitted by Lojo owes me so many +2s < http://contact.webhop.net/ > (View user info) at 2004-09-25 17:39:33 EDT
In addition to this post, Lojo owes me a +2 for:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45643
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45940
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46065
Read on to find the true reason for having an asshole.
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This gay guy is in the doctors office when the doc comes in and says, "I'm sorry, but you have contracted HIV."
The gay guy is immediately shocked and says, "Doc, doc, what should I do?"
The doctor says, "Well, the first thing you should do is fly to Mexico. When you get there, eat all the Mexican food you can eat: tacos, nachos, beans, all that kinda' shit. Also drink all the water you can, and none of that bottled crap, pure Mexican water, and as much as you can drink. Then eat all of the fresh fruit you can eat. Just keep eating and drinking the whole time you stay down there."
So the gay guy is a little confused, and asks, "So, is all that going to help?"
The doc says "No, but it will teach you what your asshole is used for!"
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User Reviews
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-10-28 22:45:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-20 23:53:01 EDT (#)
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Equalized! 404229
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 21:28:54 EDT (#)
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Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.
Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:02:36 EDT (#)
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Milk is good for you. 549369
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:38:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:28:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by newuser (user info) at 2004-10-17 12:17:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-05 22:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'mang?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:10:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-27 12:24:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-09-27 12:00:47 (#)
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Joke was OK, but this whole lojope thing is starting to make you look like a desperate tool.
Even 0.
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I try.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-09-27 12:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Joke was OK, but this whole lojope thing is starting to make you look like a desperate tool.
Even 0.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:45:19 (#)
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I just looked, you didn't vote for mine.
Oh. well your still a dirty rotten bastard and I still hope you win.
-2's for life you spamming son of a bitch!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:45:19 EDT (#)
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I just looked, you didn't vote for mine.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:44:09 EDT (#)
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-2 die spamming bitch
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:44:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/45753
suck it.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I know which ubermadness was yours: I voted for it to, and I hope that you win cause that would be hilarious.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT!
Oh well, no reason to break my chain.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-26 21:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gOD u r the suxxor! hahaha!!!oneoneeleventyone! yur ghey!oneseven sixtyninedudes!
I hop ur die!
-2 4 evar!
l0zer!
-2
I hate yoU! I hate you! I hope you fucking die! DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH! DIE! Your worthless and you bring absolutly nothing to this website! You just sit on your posts and comment to people just to piss them off! Well it won't work with me god dammit! Fucking Die!
AHHHH! YOU PISS ME OFF SO MUCH! -2's for life!
Love,
Alahackbar
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-26 18:33:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:43:45 (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-26 00:04:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Next post will be submitted by:
"I wonder why lojo isn't giving me +2's?"
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I'm confused. I thought you and Koolmang were the best of friends. When did this relationship go terribly wrong?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 10:21:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:40:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shite. Just pure, unadulterated shite. There was a time when I might have laughed, but there are too many posts you've done similar to this. Stop worshipping Lojo and start posting semi-interesting stuff! And that's an order!
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Thank you, please drive through.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shite. Just pure, unadulterated shite. There was a time when I might have laughed, but there are too many posts you've done similar to this. Stop worshipping Lojo and start posting semi-interesting stuff! And that's an order!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:29:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 07:04:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:43:45 (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-26 00:04:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Next post will be submitted by:
"I wonder why lojo isn't giving me +2's?"
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I'm confused. I thought you and Koolmang were the best of friends. When did this relationship go terribly wrong?
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I attribute it to two things:
1. I don't have hatred for any race.
2. I beat KoolMang at his own game.
Oh, and 'Mang, don't you worry. I'm sure Lojo will give me my +2s. She's fairly good with her word.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:43:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-26 00:04:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Next post will be submitted by:
"I wonder why lojo isn't giving me +2's?"
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I'm confused. I thought you and Koolmang were the best of friends. When did this relationship go terribly wrong?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:25:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-26 00:04:36 EDT (#)
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Next post will be submitted by:
"I wonder why lojo isn't giving me +2's?"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-25 23:51:54 EDT (#)
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So now tell us the true reason for being an asshole, asshole.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:25:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:02:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-25 22:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Heard it before....
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-25 21:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Should've ended it with "and he shat out the HIV, along with the tumor he didn't even know he had. It was in his brain."
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-25 20:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually no, you started it, I am just defending...
I HAVE AN IDEA! Lets play slots...
+0_+2_+1
-2_-2_-2 <
-1+-2_+2
WE HAVE A WEINER!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-25 20:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-25 19:52:05 (#)
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If you don't use "Fetish hopes Lojo can pee today" as your external name next time you post, I'm going to go on a brutal shooting rampage.
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Tom, that's pretty funny. Probably would have been better on this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/45940
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-25 19:52:05 EDT (#)
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If you don't use "Fetish hopes Lojo can pee today" as your external name next time you post, I'm going to go on a brutal shooting rampage.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-09-25 19:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:58:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:32:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:22:49 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oops, my finger slipped...
IHAKF, stop being an ass to me...
and I will stop being an ass to you.
Is it a deal....
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You started this.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oops, my finger slipped...
IHAKF, stop being an ass to me...
and I will stop being an ass to you.
Is it a deal....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-25 18:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-25 17:57:22 (#)
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How'd you find the picture of my swimming pool?
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Google...
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-25 17:57:22 EDT (#)
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How'd you find the picture of my swimming pool?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-25 17:56:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44960
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-25 17:54:48 EDT (#)
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Tehj=,.qerb!@
Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-09-25 17:45:19 EDT (#)
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This was lacking. And to think I had faith..
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-25 17:44:33 EDT (#)
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I'm glad I didn't wear my corset, because I think my sides have split.