Oops did me say oral sex...... (1269 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.33 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cookie muncher (View user info) at 2004-09-25 22:11:18 EDT
Cookie disco
He's shaggy, he's blue
And he knows how to goo you - COOKIE!
Can you dig it?
You think you can munch,
Brother, you're out to lunch
Compared with - COOKIE!
Did someone say "Lunch?"
You can give him the sun,
You can give him your bum.
But me trade them both in
For just one big munch!
Let's hear it! COOKIE!
Yeah for Cookie!
Don't try to outeat him,
There's no way you can beat him
Not COOKIE!
Me the Greatest!
Yah, it really a trip
To watch me make you flip
You ready?
We're ready!
Here me go!
(slurpin noises) COOKIE! COOKIE!
If you offered him treasure,
Will he take it?
Darn tootin', but you know me would
Get a lot more pleasure from lickin the cookie!
You say you can eat?
The guarantee can't compete
With COOKIE!
ME so hungry!
(ferocious munching sounds)
User Reviews
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-09 18:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-09 15:22:17 (#)
Ranking: + fucking 2
Hey remember that time I sucked your dog off because you said you would hang out with me if I did it........Why wont you talk to me any more.......all I want is to be cool.....and liked
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Ha Ha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-10-09 15:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This author has a very small penis...which is, ironically, matched in size by his brain.
Fucktard.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-10-04 03:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ouch...
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2004-10-04 03:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-10-04 01:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must die.
Submitted by mr.awesome (user info) at 2004-09-28 11:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-26 15:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Cookie Monster ALWAYS gets a +2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-26 14:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only post to make people laugh is that so wrong......
Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-09-26 00:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha Ha its still funny to me........SYCGFYS
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-26 00:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look, its Tom!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst.... Alter.... Ever.
Submitted by Pingu (user info) at 2004-09-25 23:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I had a chuckle.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-25 22:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shefuckingnanananers