This Post Prevented a Brutal Shooting Rampage - BPS w/ Dirty Ass (14083 hits)
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Submitted by Fetish hopes Lojo can pee today (View user info) at 2004-09-26 07:46:27 EDT
Welcome to the third edition of Butt Post Sunday. Before we get to the dirty ass, let me explain the title and external name for this post, and how it has saved you all from a shooting rampage.
On my last post Tom left this reply: < http://www.ubersite.com/m/46114#828278 >
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-25 19:52:05 (#)
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If you don't use "Fetish hopes Lojo can pee today" as your external name next time you post, I'm going to go on a brutal shooting rampage.
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As we all know, Tom can be a bit of a loose cannon... So... It is imperative that I comply with his request. In doing so, countless lives will be saved. Those who live close to Tom will appreciate the lack of shooting and violence.
I have one question for Tom. What is the meaning behind your request? Why do I need to wish? Doesn't Lojo pee every day? Or, is it an every other day thing? Hmm... What is your logic here?
Maybe Lojo can tell us what Tom means by this. Speaking of Lojo... You're lying down on the job! You owe me +2s for this post, and the following posts:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45643
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45940
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46065
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46114
Okay... I'm confused. Scroll down to find the dirty ass that I promised.
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I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-10-05 07:17:08 EDT (#)
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KoolMang... You should have spammed them all. I need hits.
I need lives for the master. (Guess where that quote came from.)
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-10-03 08:10:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-09-27 14:12:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-27 06:51:24 (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 07:27:35 (#)
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*Rubs eyes* Look what I found Fetish! You actually rated one of my posts more than a -2. An accident maybe?
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Maybe it didn't suck? I'm guessing others rated it good too?
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Alot of people rate alot of my posts good, but you still -2 them.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-27 09:15:06 EDT (#)
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*ahem...* ?????????
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-27 09:09:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/38783#662525
ARF ARF.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-27 06:51:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-09-27 06:40:44 (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 07:27:35 (#)
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*Rubs eyes* Look what I found Fetish! You actually rated one of my posts more than a -2. An accident maybe?
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Maybe it didn't suck? I'm guessing others rated it good too?
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-09-27 06:40:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-09 07:27:35 (#)
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*Rubs eyes* Look what I found Fetish! You actually rated one of my posts more than a -2. An accident maybe?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-26 20:21:44 EDT (#)
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Black hole sun, won't you come?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-26 19:23:39 EDT (#)
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Fetish hopes Lojo's shoes fit
Fetish hopes Lojo can shave her legs
Fetish hopes Lojo can wear hats
Fetish wishes Lojo would blow him a kiss
Hell, these aren't hard to make up, dude.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 16:21:19 EDT (#)
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Tom, I think I got the gist of it. Too bad you don't remember the others.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:41:50 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, man, I just reread what I wrote. Remind me not to get on ubersite before truly waking up.
Man I'm not doing that again. I hope you can decifer what I meant by that.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:37:30 EDT (#)
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I was sitting in the hospital cafeteria bored yesterday afternoon (I've found it to be my happy-place in the world right now) and I was browsing through some past AIM conversations I had, and that's what of the things I said to the other person, I'm not sure who it was now. May have been Herpes. We were talking about possibly lojo related names, that was one of them. I burst into laughter upon seeing that.
This fat nurse next to me was just staying at me in the weirdest way. Then she went back to eating her chocolate pie covered in cookies and brownies and candies of sorts.
Laying in bed last night, I was thinking of some really good ones, but I should have written them down. God I was rolling around on my bed with laughter at some of them. I can't remember a single one now. God damn it.
You know what? You're no Smurfs but you can be fuckin amusing sometimes.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:17:17 (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:09:37 (#)
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Waah, Lojo give me +2's! That's all I care about in my life of sitting in a basement on Ubersite.
Fuck off, Fetish. Seriously. Why don't you post some actual FUNNY shit.
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Take your own advice. Your posts are so bad that they make mine look good.
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Agreed.
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:27:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:17:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:09:37 (#)
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Waah, Lojo give me +2's! That's all I care about in my life of sitting in a basement on Ubersite.
Fuck off, Fetish. Seriously. Why don't you post some actual FUNNY shit.
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Take your own advice. Your posts are so bad that they make mine look good.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:09:37 EDT (#)
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Waah, Lojo give me +2's! That's all I care about in my life of sitting in a basement on Ubersite.
Fuck off, Fetish. Seriously. Why don't you post some actual FUNNY shit.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:56:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:40:27 EDT (#)
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My post mentioned Lojo also. I demand a completely gratuitous and unwarranted +2.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46137
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:31:16 (#)
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Did I get them all?
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I think so.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 10:49:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-09-26 10:38:36 (#)
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Shit man your posts get worse and worse. Oh and thanks for all the -2 hits :) Pringles4ever
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That's Bargled. However, I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish did just drop a negative duece on your latest piece of shit.
Submitted by Rocket_stapler (user info) at 2004-09-26 10:49:12 EDT (#)
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"Who here likes bananas?" asked the small young man. "I do" said everyone. "Good" said the first one, "why do you like them" the young man questioned. "Because we're descended from Monkeys" Everyone said in unison.
"do you like bananas?" everyone asked the young man. "Yes, that's why I brought them up in the first place" he replied "and furthermore", he continued, "I'm a big fan of everyone".
Everyone pretended to care.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-09-26 10:38:36 EDT (#)
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Shit man your posts get worse and worse. Oh and thanks for all the -2 hits :) Pringles4ever
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 10:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:36:49 (#)
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lojope, this man has the potential to rape you. Can't you see the warning signs?
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You must refering to yourself. Kaffir.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-26 10:05:09 EDT (#)
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Shooting rampage, eh?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41116
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:50:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Peener (user info) at 2004-09-26 08:35:26 (#)
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Har Har Peener!
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:36:49 EDT (#)
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lojope, this man has the potential to rape you. Can't you see the warning signs?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:31:16 EDT (#)
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Did I get them all?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:30:13 EDT (#)
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Well I'll be damned, someone got there before me. I look like a twunt.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:28:45 EDT (#)
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'shiter' is actually a separate word in the UK.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-26 09:20:43 EDT (#)
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i have to say, though i'm not a man motivated by vengence minus twos, but this is truly worthy f a minus 2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-26 08:43:41 EDT (#)
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Naw Cawment
Submitted by Peener (user info) at 2004-09-26 08:35:26 EDT (#)
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Har Har Peener!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-26 08:30:54 EDT (#)
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Shiter means 'Worse than shite'.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-26 08:22:34 EDT (#)
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You can't even spell shittier.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-26 08:01:35 EDT (#)
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You're post's are getting shiter and shiter. Please stop posting.
+2 as always.
KA-Blam