Donkey Kong: An Unnecessary In-depth Analysis (7256 hits)
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Submitted by Sully (View user info) at 2004-09-27 00:20:59 EDT
I've gathered some interesting information that I need to share with you all. The following are some theories that I, as in myself, have conjured mainly from making shit up off the top of my head. If you believe what I'm sharing, cool. If you don't, that's fine too. You need to decide for yourself if you think the following is accurate or not. Take notes if you need to.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-29 13:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4659 hits... thank you Alldumb.
Submitted by genocidic001 (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, screw the gamecube (though it is the most underrated game system of all time.) Its all about the Nintendo Funsphere. It comes standard with wireless controllers. I mean, COME ON! Oh yeah, +millions and millions for this post lol!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-16 21:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just ran a DNA test and I'm definitely not.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-16 20:59:37 EDT (#)
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Dprime, I'm not JMG.
Or am I?
Submitted by Jimmy <eyeemdamahn188.at.aol.com> at 2004-10-16 15:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-10-16 14:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"its not me, im asking for a friend'
oh, jmg, why do you always to so badly in UM when everything else you do on this site seems so great?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-16 14:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-15 12:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Now every joe average fuck thinks it is OK to 'borrow' my style.
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That was just a wee bit uncalled-for.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-10-16 14:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know you patented using an image for the bulk of a post. I apologize, oh egotistical one.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-10-15 12:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now every joe average fuck thinks it is OK to 'borrow' my style.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-10-15 12:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for video games.
+2 for all the effort.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-15 12:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever and funny.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-10-15 12:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ToastEatingBastard (user info) at 2004-10-15 11:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by traxzilla (user info) at 2004-10-15 11:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Primates do have breasts, as most mammals do. Great analysis though :)
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-10-03 04:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Utterly amazing, except for one thing:
You forgot that Dixie Kong is wearing knee pads. KNEE PADS! That's gold man, you shoulda caught that.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was hilarious.
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-27 23:17:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Neet <Neet4444.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-27 21:59:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be on boredatwork.com
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This is better than half the stuff up there anyway.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-27 23:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Neet <Neet4444.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-27 21:59:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be on boredatwork.com
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:41:42 EDT (#)
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Sexy
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I stuck my thumb in my ass to prevent a well-timed fart. Silly me.
Submitted by I_Have_A_Carl_Winslow_Fetish at 2004-09-27 22:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where the heck is carl?!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Candy came from out on the Island. in the bathroom she was everybody's darling. But she never lost her head, even when she was giving head. She says, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.' She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.'"
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the titty! +2 take it
Submitted by Neet <Neet4444.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-27 21:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be on boredatwork.com
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry that should've been a +2.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post gave me a massive boner.
Submitted by garrett_h_5 (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
?
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*breathes*
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-27 09:55:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
You post a lot of good shit and a lot of bad shit. This was good shit.
I'm sure you're referring to the Sully Vs. Wal-Mart series as bad shit. EAT ME.
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-27 09:24:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it homosexuality if you fantasize about a male ape? I mean, come on, they look about the same as the females, anyway. I'm not asking for me. I have this friend.
I have that friend too and I always dream about... he always dreams about various primates such as chimpanzees and spider monkeys. Those little things are so cute. Man, if I was alone with one of those...if he was alone with one of those...
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-27 08:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is sweet! You should start up a campaign to get DK banned due to promoting homosexuality and drug use to little kids!
Done and done. Donkey Konga will be the last DK game ever.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-27 07:00:24 (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't think this was massively funny, seemed too obvious to me. Objectively speaking some brilliant authors have rated this good so maybe I'm missing something, and in the interests of being a good sport I am going to go read some of your other work.
Uh, alright?
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-27 06:33:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Too much free tiem dude, too much free time. But I am glad you spend it like this, helps me kill my free time.
I did this over the span of two days. All in all, it probably took an hour to put together.
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-27 05:57:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
NO.
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Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-27 05:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sully, you bastard. I almost messed myself when I read that. When does then Theory of Street Fighter's Homosexual Fighters come out?
Never.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-09-27 10:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dr.Soctopus (user info) at 2004-09-27 10:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stupid homo apes
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-27 09:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You post a lot of good shit and a lot of bad shit. This was good shit.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-27 09:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it homosexuality if you fantasize about a male ape? I mean, come on, they look about the same as the females, anyway. I'm not asking for me. I have this friend.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-09-27 09:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely hysterical.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-27 08:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is sweet! You should start up a campaign to get DK banned due to promoting homosexuality and drug use to little kids!
"Donkey Kong was just a confused ape trying to find his place in the world."
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH! HAH!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-27 07:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't think this was massively funny, seemed too obvious to me. Objectively speaking some brilliant authors have rated this good so maybe I'm missing something, and in the interests of being a good sport I am going to go read some of your other work.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-27 06:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too much free tiem dude, too much free time. But I am glad you spend it like this, helps me kill my free time.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-09-27 05:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-27 05:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-27 05:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sully, you bastard. I almost messed myself when I read that. When does then Theory of Street Fighter's Homosexual Fighters come out?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-27 05:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
legit...I'm not retarded, I swear.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-27 05:49:01 EDT (#)
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Game systems were the greatest things ever invented.
Fabish, what? It's a ligit sentence...I think.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I aspire to one day be as mature as you, Istaros. Good day.
And I win.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, inasmuch as somebody can "win" in an argument over whether or not a movie is good. You're missing the point. Namely, who cares?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:22:37 EDT (#)
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If that's your game. If you don't ever respond, you're allowing me to win.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:19:26 EDT (#)
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Sure, I read you, but I'm wondering what makes you think I'm even around often enough to really keep such inane(and, let's admit it, purely self-satisfying) arguments going for extended periods of time...
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:17:22 EDT (#)
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you read me
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:16:06 EDT (#)
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What?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:08:31 EDT (#)
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You da man Istaros! Check out my Shining post I completely mopped the floor with you and still waiting for a rebuttal. If so I'll check it tomorrow when I'm sober though.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-09-27 02:04:20 EDT (#)
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I think you finding these subtleties in this game says more about you than about the game itself...
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God bless monkeys, and God bless you.
Submitted by Random fag at 2004-09-27 01:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pwned is just owned without the line on the p. DUMBLKDJSAFASSS
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by fudge_me (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:42:06 EDT (#)
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what does the expression "pawned" mean? i see it everywhere on this site.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooooooo
Submitted by Call me <1-970-587-2883> at 2004-09-27 01:32:03 EDT (#)
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Squattail will soon be a thing of the past too...
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Neato.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Donkey Konga on Gamecube? Blech. If anyone tells you how it is, it won't be me. I'm steering clear of that system forever. Or at least until it drops to like 30 dollars which at this rate should be in the next five months.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell me how that Donkey Kong Kongo game is. It's like DDR, except with drums. Therefore, it'll either be a smashing success or a tragic failure.
Submitted by garrett_h_5 (user info) at 2004-09-27 01:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pwned!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:37:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
"There is no limit to the points you should get for this."
You undoubtedly speak English or a variation of it. Learn how to conjugate for the love of language.
Explain to me the mistake.
"There is no limit," the use of the verb "is" being in reference to the singular "limit."
"to the points," in reference to a numerical value indicating score.
"you should get for this," meaning, the amount allocated to the author for his writing.
Were you perhaps confused that I used "points" as a verb instead of a noun?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:53:20 EDT (#)
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Oh alright. I'm buzzed rightnow is all
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:52:40 EDT (#)
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You're a wierd dude, you know that?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:50:29 EDT (#)
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I was talking to FunnyAsCancer, Sully.
Otherwise, no thanks. But yes, anyway.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:43:40 EDT (#)
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Who are you talking to, Fabish? If me, no thanks.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Undeniably awesome.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:37:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:37:24 EDT (#)
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"There is no limit to the points you should get for this."
You undoubtedly speak English or a variation of it. Learn how to conjugate for the love of language.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:28:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-09-27 00:27:16 EDT (#)
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+Infinite. There is no limit to the points you should get for this.