Bloody brilliant idea: INVADE AMERICA! (463 hits)
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Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-27 06:35:29 EDT
Funny how the only people who want to invade Canada are the Americans? Everyone else seems to like us. Maybe they're slipping something into their freedom fries...oh well. I say we end their misery and invade them. I shall outline my strategy, starting with a thesis statement (Americans are too dumb to know basic English skills):
Thesis Statement: while America is off fighting their wars with all their troops, their country will be left not as protected as it would like to be. Each of OUR soldier is like a commando, since Canadian soldiers are among the best trained in the world. A typical commando can kill an enemy village of at least 80 soldiers. Hence, the Canadian army would be able to resist the American defense based on their skill alone. We'd need help, however:
A) Inuit warriors will dance across the ice, and annex Iceland, and occupy the territory. They are well-suited for that job because of their adaptation to cold climates.
B) French-Canadians move in through the Eastern U.S, and decimate the shitty states with their courage and stubborn French generals.
C) Main Canadian army moves into mainland of U.S, and takes away the centre to make the job easier for outer forces.
D) B.C potsmoking soldiers will move down the western U.S, and they'll be able to go down all the way and fortify without taking casualties, because of their morphine-esque condition.
E) Guess who else likes us and hates America? CUBA! Yup, they love Canadians. So we'll just give them a ring, and they'll send their conscript army up through the Florida Keys.
For those who think that invading Canada is funny, try actually visiting Canada, and say that, and you'll bless our socialized healthcare.
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