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The boy, the bitch, and the boyfriend (a love letter) (2213 hits)

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Rating: -1.33 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <icyfireball2001.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2002-10-31 18:37:34 EST


XXX has been requested to post the love letter of a sad, little midget on the Internet. Without any other interruptions, here goes (misspellings and everything).

Hey Danya, its Will. I hope you are feeling fine. You know whe friends hurt, I hurt to I was wondering even though you have a boyfriend do you think I would have a shot at going out with you. I mean to me you are the 8th wonder of the world. Every part of you is beautiful from your head to your toes. You have a nice body. Which each part is special in is own way. You have a nice stomach, eyes, smile, hair, BREATS, ess and ass. On a scale of 1 to 10 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowes you are a 10+. What do you think of me? So what are you going to do about you situation. I havn't tod a single person don't worry.
Please wrie me such I want to know.

PS, call me any time if you need to talk me whether I'm a friend or boyfriend.

Love, one of your many best friends

Will


Excuse me while I go dry out my tears. This is just.. so, so shitty. What a loser. Get a life, toothpick dick.

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Submitted by XXX (user info) at 2002-11-03 00:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dany is naz-t. If I were smurt lick you r, I wood thenk I am hur boyfiend 2. Mr. smurt panties.

Submitted by lodnem.at.yahoo.com at 2002-11-01 19:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

it's a wonder he can still write at all, with his right hand being so tired all the time.

Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2002-11-01 08:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This reminds me of my younger days when I worked at arby's. There was this quasi-retarded kid who worked there and he got thrown in juvenile detention for breaking into a church and stealing some stuff. He used to write letters back home and apparently, he only remembered the address to arby's. His letters were always pathetically illiterate. He would write about how when he came back, he would be the manager of arby's and all this jazz, but the best part every time we got his letters were the love letters to various girls he would include. They were awful...ALMOST AS STUPID AS THIS ONE!
Jason

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2002-10-31 19:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you Danya's boyfriend XXX?

Submitted by SdSlacker (user info) at 2002-10-31 18:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

poor guy.. *tear
he will die a virgin


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