When humor turns deadly (936 hits)
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Submitted by Julia (View user info) at 2004-09-27 15:33:00 EDT
This past weekend, the man and I were driving somewhere and somehow got on the topic of vagina dentata. He didn't know what that was so I told him it is a concept cooked up by Freud that some men are afraid of the vagina because it might have teeth and he said you mean like a Venus flytrap and I said yes and he said wow, that's bizarre, and then I started singing.
Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase,
Vagina dentata, ain't no passin' craze . . .
He laughed so hard he couldn't see and we were on the freeway and could have DIED.
The end.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-02 02:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Vagina dentata
Yes vaginas have fangs
Vagina dentata
Makes me very afraid
Oh please Don't castrate me
You Carnivorous A-na-to-my
So Every vagina
I must evade
Because my penis
Doesn't want to be pureed
Oh please Don't castrate me
You Carnivorous A-na-to-my
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-28 10:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yet another reason why Freud was a moron.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and one more groveling thing...
It was NOT a parody of you. I said I had read your stuff and that was true.
I liked several of your stories quite a bit and I think they were extremely
well-written. I was hoping you'd understand what I was actually doing but
(too late!) I realized that the experiment, so-called, would inevitably
fail, as so many others have. And, as you pointed out, I am defininitely
not sober.
Just so you know, I would have given you a bunch of points anyway when
I got around to actually reviewing your stuff in a semi-sane fashion.
thank you so much for your kindness.
<gratuitous grateful groveling gesture>
really, thanks. Peace.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
That makes 1001 apologies.
Fegg still hates himself.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
REALLY REALLY REALLY PLEASE DON'T HATE ME JULIA PLEASE JUST AN EXPERIMENT, OK?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this reminded me of chapelle's skit "WHEN KEEPIN IT REAL GOES WRONG" i don't know why but it did so you get a plus 2
Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
Fucking idiot.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"... it bites your penis, when you try to get laid.
Each time that you pee,
It smiles at me....
oooooo-oooohh, Vagina Dentata."
Thankyou, thankyou. I'm here all week.
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*literal
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson. Let's just say that the term vagina dentata is used with a certain amount of liter translation.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Driving down the road with someone you care about and laughing your asses off at something so utterly and ridiculously stupid.
It's instances like these that make life so enjoyable.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This tickled me in a non-sexual way.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hmm. A little content, maybe?
Submitted by Mercutio (user info) at 2004-09-27 15:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it. Shut up, dinnerkraft.
Submitted by dinnerkraft (user info) at 2004-09-27 15:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOOOOOOOOOOO!
You suck so so so much... Words are beyond me, I am in awe just at the thought of your utter suckiness.
BOOOOO!