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Hey! Let´s Camwhore! (1249 hits)

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Rating: 0.76 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by worm (View user info) at 2004-09-27 16:12:37 EDT


I was bored, so I here´s a little camwhore with captions.

They read left to right and top to bottom...

123
456
78

got it? good.


1) Me in my room, jamming to Heiruspecs.
2) Me feeling cool because I was just listening to hip-hop.
3) Wait, what were my fingers doing in number 2?
4) Awwwww shit, it´s ¨The Shocker¨.
5) Two for the pink, one for the stink... that´s kinda gross.
6) Fuck it, let´s listen to more Heiruspecs.
7) Oh shit. I´m white.
8) Maybe if I point at the camera, I´ll be like- you know... Eminem or something.

Yep. I´m cool again.














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User Reviews


Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-20 19:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I'm really sorry about this, man. Writer's block hit me like a ton of bricks during the middle of midterms. I've felt horrible all week about making you rush and then not coming up with a story fast enough. I will do my best to finish a story to this GOD AWFUL title as soon as humanly possible, midterms be damned.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-15 11:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the reply in my post! Honestly, you have not much to worry about if you write something halfway decent. I have an amazing ability to write things absolutely nobody likes.

By the way, yes our title does have its shortcomings, but use the specificity to your advantage!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-10-14 23:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WRITE YOUR UM POST FAST!

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-10-12 09:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I noticed your comments on the stolen Atmosphere post. You didn't know how far reaching he was? I've been going to his shows for years, and I'm from New York. He packed out SOB's in downtown NYC and was so psyched to get such a great reception in the city where hip hop was invented.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45798#821476

Submitted by Nipplemeister <Nipplelicous.at.Nipples.com> at 2004-09-27 21:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I forgot to plus 2 you. Even though it doesn't count.

Eat my asshole.

Submitted by Nipplemeister <HairyNipple.at.Nipplelicous.com> at 2004-09-27 21:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

One time, I was walking through a dirty ally when a bum crawled up and asked me for some spare change.

"Spare change, you say?!" I cried. "I'll spare change you!" And I kneed him in the groin.

I sure showed that guy. Now nobody messes with the Nipplemeister.




+2 because I laughed at my funniness. Holy shit I'm awesome.

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Solid Zero.

Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hee..

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-27 18:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yup I'd definitely fuck you

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.
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(Smile)

Submitted by Choice478 (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Marry me

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

boo

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Gayness always gets a plus rating around these parts...

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-27 17:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed.

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tom, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Val-- get on AIM?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you need a brother to slap you around

Submitted by strangeparadox (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i snorted, and a ramen noodle came out my nose, this caused me to choke. Then this irritating frat boy who likes me walked into my room and saw me with a ramen noodle hanging from my nose.

-annoying frat boy likes me no more-

and this is why i bestow a plus 2 on you.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm having a Bart-with-a-machete flashback.

Go camwhoring woo

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:14:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

WOULD THAR LIKE TO HAVE BUTTSEX?!?




AHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well, at least you don't take yourself too seriously.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

plus two for the shocker.

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am ashamed to admit that I laughed... but I did.

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just get a new camera??

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WOULD THAR LIKE TO HAVE BUTTSEX?!?


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vandalism.

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