why did the chicken cross the road (416 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.12 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by tomato-soup (View user info) at 2004-09-27 19:48:18 EDT
to get to the other side
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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-10-04 22:04:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-28 09:51:12 (#)
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Derp!
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-28 09:51:12 EDT (#)
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Derp!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-28 06:13:27 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-28 06:12:37 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-28 06:09:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:13:53 EDT (#)
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what the fuck?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:01:53 EDT (#)
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To -2 this piece of shit post.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:59:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/29844
Submitted by Nipplemeister <Nipplelicous.at.Nipples.com> at 2004-09-27 21:53:48 EDT (#)
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No stupid. YOU'RE STUPID. Jeeze.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jeremy. Jeremy was gay. He also loved his chicken, Jimmy. In more ways than one. One day, Jeremy walked across the street to buy cake, leaving his lover, Jimmy the chicken, all alone. Jimmy knew it was his last chance to make peace with Jeremy, his last chance to make things right. He began crossing the road, to ask Jeremy what went wrong between them. But then Jimmy was hit by an 18-wheeler.
"The chicken never got to cross the road!" Jeremy cried. "THE CHICKEN NEVER GOT TO CROSS THE ROAD!" Collapsing to his knees, Jeremy took out his cake, plunged his face into it, and suffocated.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:46:05 EDT (#)
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Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:31:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-27 19:50:23 (#)
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My name is John Kerry, and me and my wife approve of this post, as long as it is Heinz tomato soup.
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Fuck you, I don't want my last name attached to this shit.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:09:13 EDT (#)
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wait. what?
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:07:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:05:27 (#)
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For actually writing it.
Submitted by Sekeeth (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:05:27 EDT (#)
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For actually writing it.
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2004-09-27 19:58:49 EDT (#)
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i see impassive didnt get it
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-27 19:52:00 EDT (#)
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I can't bring myself to minus two this, but it is pretty poor.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-27 19:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My name is John Kerry, and me and my wife approve of this post, as long as it is Heinz tomato soup.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-09-27 19:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stunningly original.