Me, Kirsten Dunst, and two other chicks having a foursome! NSFW (2203 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.09 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spider-Man (View user info) at 2004-09-27 20:12:38 EDT
Greetings once again true believers. My friend took this picture at a party I recently attended. It was wild, yo! Remember feel free to ask me any questions (http://www.ubersite.com/m/45617) and no question will go unanswered. Excelsior!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-28 10:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd give you a -3, but the chick with the inflatable Kirsten Dunst head on her has a smokin' body.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Three naked chicks and you're standing there, looking gay.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Spider-Man, why do American companies who mail their product directly to the customer make these products so shittily?
John
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-28 03:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spiderman i'm having erectile dysfunction, I cannot get it up with my dog anymore. He tries to lick it, but nothing happens. I just end up sucking Roofus off and that is that and this is this.
Please, help me Spiderman!
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-28 03:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man just look at how perfect that vagina is... So wet. So clean shaven. So pussyish. I'm afraid I must be off, friends. The Kirsten vagina calls my name. Spidey's gettin some tonight!
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-28 03:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing you're male. Most likely you've gone through the process of 'puberty' which is when you grow hair in certain places and your vocal chords get thicker. All you have to do, if you want to hit those notes perfectly, is to just squeeze your balls as hard as you can just before you attempt them. Pull down and squeeze. Remember.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-28 03:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spiderman why can't I sing the high notes?
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-28 03:16:56 EDT (#)
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Why do I kick so much ass? That's simple. Because I want to. If I didn't have my powers, all I'd do all day is beat off and take pictures for the Daily Bugle. With my powers, now I have a wider range of activities. You know, I don't tell a lot of people about this but... sometimes I chase old women down alleys and beat the shit out of them. Just for fun. I know "psycho" right? Fuck you.
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2004-09-28 03:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spider-man... why do you kick so much ass?
It confuses me.
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-28 03:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has 400 hits and 15 replies. Dumb.
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:51:57 EDT (#)
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HAHA
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I belive the word "no" sums this up best.
But I prefer Fuck You.
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:54:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:42:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Spidey, if Kirsten Dunst was pregnant, and she wanted an abortion, would you web her to the bed, put some web onto her baby's head in her uterus, and rip it out? How would you perform an abortion?
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Actually it wouldn't even get that far. I doubt she'd ever get pregnant because I web my Spider-cock before we fuck so its just like a condom only 100 times stronger. In fact I'm thinking about making my own brand of condoms built from my web.. hmmm...
Hypothetically if Kirsten got pregnant and wanted an abortion, I'd just throw her down some stairs.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Upon further review, I've determined I like this post.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spidey, if Kirsten Dunst was pregnant, and she wanted an abortion, would you web her to the bed, put some web onto her baby's head in her uterus, and rip it out? How would you perform an abortion?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He he he. You only wish. Well, on that note... *I* only wish.
But Spidey is covering up that hot brunette on the right. You could've squeezed him in on the left.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That almost looks real. Almost.
Submitted by Spider-Man (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FROM NOW ON: Whoever reviews this shall get a review also. Usually a plus 2 too. WOOOO
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ding-a-ling! You covered the hot brunette with spider-man!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how brilliantly creative. you've learned to cut and paste. I'm sure your computer skills will come in handy at Hardee's.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Excelsior"
Wood shavings?