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Submitted by Katherine Bowman <missundrstood.at.Hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-27 21:47:24 EDT


Hmmmm....ever had a conversation with a person you like that just goes all wrong?
It starts out good. A nice hello, how are you whatsup? The next move determines how the whole conversation will go. Will they hate me if I say this? Will they laugh if I say this? What about that? No I can't say that!!! Ah it's so confusing!!! Well...here's my story.
I get on the computer and I say hi to this guy I like. A simple whatsup is whats next to come.
Him:"Oh nothing really. Not really feelin so well."
Me:"Oh really why? Whats wrong?"
Him:"Well nothing really I'm just not in a good mood I guess you could say."
Me:"Oh, ok."
Now I figure I should try and back out of this one slowly. No need to get in a heavy conversation...it might make him feel worse. The temptation is on my fingertips though. I'm daring myself to ask if I can help. I know that if I dare to even enter that territory I have to ride out the horrrible agonizing pain of right or wrong. I mean if I try to cheer him up and it doesn't work it will effect everything I am planning on talking about. So I am on the verge of making the ultimate move. Shall I ask or not? My fingertips can't hold back any longer. So...I blab!!!! Seriously I start making comments that make absolutely no sense.
Me:"I think theres a bug on my wall."
Him:"Oh, um....ok?"
Me:"What if a turtle didn't have a shell!!! Would it still be a turtle?"
Him:"Well, I...I...I don't really know-"
Me:"I don't think it would be...I think it would be called something else...something strange. Like appufalous or something like that ya know?"
Him:"Well no I really don't...are you ok?"
Me:"Yeah sure I'm fine!"
This continues forever. It seems as though I can't control what I'm typing. Fingers flying this way and that. A unique situation I must say. I talk about hairy grandma's and what if apes could talk...same with dogs. What would they say? Would they mean it? What if they told you they were in love with you. Seriously weird crap like that. It's not making him feel better and it's making me look really crazy. So I decide it's time for change. My brain thinks one thing and then my fingers do something else. They want me to type evil horrible things only to insult myself. It seemse I have gone absolutely stupid! So we continue the conversation...after a while he seems to get confused and a little aggrivated...I know he wanted me to ask what was wrong. Hints here and there. I felt so stupid. So finally I gave up and just was quiet for about 20 minutes. I didn't say a thing. Well type if you would rather me say. So he then asked me why I was acting so strange and I told him I was tired. So I said my goodbyes and turned off the machine to which my monsterous hands were to try ruining my life....(the computer otherwise). Next day I looked back at how stupid I had been. So I made a justice. I asked him what was wrong yesterday. It worked out all well and so my life was put back on track. The simple chaos one thought can put on your life.

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

littlemissy69
missunderstood

People, enough is enough.

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

bad. just fucking bad.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-27 21:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Once again, I'm assuming this is shenanigans.


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