Another anti canada post (598 hits)
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Submitted by <americaisbetterthancanada.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-27 22:52:18 EDT
Ok, i am curious why canada cant even figure out its own national anthem. here is how it is normally.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
That alone is stupid! but, Canada wants to make it even worse, they just cant decide how bad to make it. Some people want half of it sung in french, that way half the country could understand one half and the other could understand the last half.
Some people want to take "sons" command out, because it is sexist.
And others argue that "God" keep our land is offensive to those who do not believe in God.
Well all i have to say is quit whining about that and everything else about your country and the rest of the world.
Accept the fact that there is a God
Get rid of the french, cuz they are a laughing stock
And sons command is a word, big deal who cares.
That is my anti canada post for today
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 20:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
O Canada!
Terre de nos aîeux,
Ton front est ceint
de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras
sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter
la croix! Ton histoire
est une épopée,
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur,
de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers
et nos droits.
You really do smell bad.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-09-28 02:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn....ruin my night with anti-Canada horse shit...eat a dick
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-28 02:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked canada....before i got kicked out
now i hate you cocky bastards. too good for little thieving me? FUCK YOU!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
O Canada!
Terre de nos aîeux,
Ton front est ceint
de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras
sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter
la croix! Ton histoire
est une épopée,
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur,
de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers
et nos droits.
Submitted by hotness44 at 2004-09-28 00:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU! BITTTTCH! CANADA ROCKS,YOU GO 2 HELL. I BET YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO CANADA, SOOO SHUUUTTT UUP! . noone likes you because you smell funny
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your feet smell.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The anthems of both the USA and Canada suck. Here is how to do it right: With zero God or sexism.
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Advance Australia Fair
Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea:
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.
Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, yet another bullshit attempt at pissing off the Canadians on Ubersite. I've got some news for you. We don't care.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See i always thought canada's anthem was
O Canada!
Let's go drink some beer!
And play some ice hockey
Cause we've got nothing better to do!
Learn something everyday
Submitted by forumsarestupid (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait so americans are whiners and pussies for getting upset over 9/11? whens the last time so many of your innocent countrymen (civilians) were killed in one day?
Submitted by Samer (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What exactly is the point of this? Does this make Canada a worse country? Last time I checked, the Americans were having similar problems with the word God in the pledge of allegiance. Canada is a great country that does alot of good things to help other countries that are less fortunate. Fuck off.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:32:28 EDT (#)
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Oh say can you see
thru the american smog
It's as thick as all shit
and peels the paint off of my pickup
WHose big engine and tires
suck up gas to no end
as they drive to the mall
to buy shit noone needs
And Americans don't care
they destroy land sea and air
and fuck with 3rd world countries
until they finally get attacked, then they whine like pussies!!
Oh say can you see these amoral self absorbed hypocrite bastards fattest nation on earth pieces of shit
Blindly consume until their bloated carcasses die & rot
And laugh as they call themselves free,
and laugh, shit your pants & go blind when they call themselves brave!
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BTW I love Americans, they are all so stupid!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:05:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:56:07 EDT (#)
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