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Abortion Kicks Ass (614 hits)

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Rating: -1.9 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The T Man (View user info) at 2004-09-27 22:58:31 EDT


This should get me on the most heated.

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Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I can't let you have a -2 streak and be on the worst ever.

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You have problems. Die.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-28 02:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This should get you a mouth full of curb.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-28 02:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FallingDonkey: Greetings from Donkey
ZolaOnAOL: Hi again! Got any weekend plans?
FallingDonkey: I plan on doing you in the pooper
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.
FallingDonkey: Just thought I'd give you a heads up, so as not to slip it in the back door without knocking.
ZolaOnAOL: Whatever gave you that idea?
FallingDonkey: Because you don't like when the Donkey Dick pokes your puckering starfish.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
FallingDonkey: So you like suprise sexin the bum?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. I don't know if I like surprise sexin the bum. I like cats and dogs.
FallingDonkey: Thats gross, I'm not into that.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
FallingDonkey: Me too, you dirty little robot you.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad we agree, FallingDonkey. I lost my train of thought. If you'd like business news, just type business at any time.
FallingDonkey: Does this mean you are a "professional"?
ZolaOnAOL: It does indeed
FallingDonkey: You ma'am, are quite the slore.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
FallingDonkey: I beleive you just did.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This idea was funny the first 347,687,113 times.

Fuck you.

Submitted by ValakasDemon (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Does no one write just for the hell of writing anymore? Has everything become about getting onto Most Heated or having a good rating? Someone write something good without the mention of ratings or anything to do with Ubersite. Please?

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

With Ubermadness going on, I would be surprised.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-09-28 00:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Or not

Submitted by Neverhood (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*shakes head*

M-O-R-O-N

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-27 23:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nope. it wont.


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