Indoctrination of a nation! (1013 hits)
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Submitted by KoolMang (View user info) at 2004-09-28 07:22:08 EDT
I may hate Jews, but what happens to them when they die isn't my problem.
Case in point: my friend, who's a devout Catholic, replied to my question "What happens to Jews when they die, then?" She replied, "They go to Hell, because they don't believe in Jesus Christ."
Feuds throughout history are based on one human being in disagreement with another human as the sole factor. Introduce religion, and it becomes solely based on one person's beliefs. However, religious factors in as a bi-product of basic human squabbles, because it just stacks on. The only reason I would forgive a Jew, however, is if they said, "My parents raised me and brainwashed me to believe in this. They cut my dick without my consent. It's not my fault, I'm ready to become independent again!"
I, too, was brainwashed by the indoctrination of the Church. I abandoned my "zealot" faith when I was riding my bicycle on a cold day without gloves, and cursed God for it. I decided to take responsibility for my own actions. To date, here are my morals:
-Protect your Earth because scientific studies have proven that it is an endangered planet unless we act to help the situation.
-Don't hurt others because it's just not cool.
-Sex is okay as long as it's not rape.
-Masturbation is okay under any circumstance, because nobody else is getting hurt.
-Etc.
However, some of the brainwashing has lingered inside me; most particularly, my fear of Hell. I am trying to push it downwards, but it keeps coming back. Should I commit suicide, for instance, what if I go to Hell? A bunch of old, impotent assholes made the Bible AFTER Jesus died, and instituted fear into its pages. Well, I have a solution for the future generations:
1) Organize a world police force that does nothing else but enforce the law of its organization.
2)That organization makes a law stating that:
a)Under law, you cannot force, coerce, or bribe your kid to attend church.
b)If they want to go, they have to wait until they're older.
c)When they begin grade nine, they may attend because, at that age, they are able to fully
comprehend anything that happens in the world.
d)Punishment for violating the law for minors is...well, the parents are always punished. If it's bribed, the parents must put $50,000 towards their kids' education. Having the kids removed, and the couple banned from having any more kids or adopting any more kids punishes coercion. FORCING them to go to Church will result in the parents being shot by firing squad. Also, any religious rituals such as circumcision results in the surgeon and parents being shot on sight.
Religion probably used to be different. But nowadays, it's frowned upon sometimes. If kids were to wait until they are able to be responsible for their own actions, they can join a religion just like a club. Any is fine, even the Jewish one. If they want their dicks to get cut, that's perfectly fine! I'm just against indoctrination. Religion should be like a divine club, not something to get so frightened into submission over, you worship them tirelessly and watches your every move.
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-29 22:59:21 EDT (#)
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Quit whining and bitching everyone.
Just stop bitching,
and start a revolution.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-29 22:56:53 EDT (#)
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The Koolmang era is officially over.
You're not cool, funny, or shocking anymore.
You're like a bastardized version of Tom.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 22:44:25 EDT (#)
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No, she's not a Jew, but she is married to one.
And she's not the only one that gets riled up at your posts.
If some skinny ugly fuck with horrible facial hair that is a busboy at a coffee shop talked shit all the time to me, I'd get pissed too.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-29 22:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:36:09 (#)
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Firefly, I fisted your sister.
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I found the comment!
Firefly = bitch's name
I = me
fisted = stuck hand up vagina
your = firefly's
sister = female sibling
That's really horrible to say, eh?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-29 22:32:57 EDT (#)
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Tracey? Who's that? Oh, you must mean firefly. ToxicNarcotic once threatened to find and kill me if I said the F-word to her again. I thank you for being sensible enough to claim that you'll pound me in real life if she called me names and shit, and I retaliated.
I got a question, though. Is firefly a fucking Jew? Why does she get so riled up, then, if she isn't?
OMG OMG TRACEY CAN'T DEFEND HERSELF! You know, I hardly said anything bad to her in this conversation, she likes to track my posts because she can't make any herself. Before you say so, MY NAME IS ANDREW, FOLKS!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:55:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:21:35 EDT (#)
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I would fucking curb-stomp you if you ever, EVER talked to Tracey this way in person.
You have my word on that.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:15:08 EDT (#)
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morons
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:14:57 EDT (#)
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Jew ( P ) Pronunciation Key (j)
n.
An adherent of Judaism as a religion or culture.
A member of the widely dispersed people originally descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.
A native or inhabitant of the ancient kingdom of Judah.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-29 21:11:29 EDT (#)
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Jeremy does not practice the religion, and I am not jewish.
Jews are an ethnicity. I am sorry your shitty public school misinformed you.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:45:43 EDT (#)
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Circumcized Gook, I am proud to have a foreskin. Yes, I have a foreskin, and I should be festering with diseases by now. However, they teach you to clean your peener every morning in the shower in sex-ed. That's what I did, I paid attention in school, and it paid off with a cleaner peener.
Why don't you camwhore? I'm sure it's a chuckly picture!
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:39:09 EDT (#)
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You do realize that circumcision is common practice in all civilized countries right? It reduces the risk of your scrotum from becoming infected from ingrown hairs and bacteria that may live under the foreskin. I wish they hadn't cicumcised you though, maybe your penis would have gone gangrene and you would never be allowed to repoduce. From your picture though I doubt you ever will.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-28 16:20:13 EDT (#)
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It's a normal reaction when you're a minority to scream racist all over the place when someone jokes about you. I should know, I am a somewhat of a minority and react this way sometimes (see here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/25546). Notice how I was put in my place right away? Well ok, now look at this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/29782 and watch the reaction of jews because of one little poke at one particular jew. I guess that saying that a zealous jew must shut the fuck up is way worse than mocking the death of 3000 white people right (see here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/12137#142923) ?
You see, people like Razor and such exempt themselves of any criticism by using their cultural identity. They use the tragedies inflicted upon their ancestors for their own good and interests. Just like Bush using the 9/11 events for his little agenda, they are the ones casting shame on their own people.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:09:29 (#)
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Funny that when us french canadians denounce stereotypes against us, anglos will call us whiners. And rightly so. But when you make a joke about jews you're an antisemite.
Gotta like double standard.
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EXACTLY. You know, if the stereotype of Jews was something that was quite appealing, I would not hate them with a firey passion. As such, you've inspired me to go even further down into depravity. If someone calls me an anti-semite, all they'll get from me is Jew jokes. Basically, if anyone ever calls me anti-semite, I'm going to treat them like pure shit, and they can learn the consequences of fucking with special status.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:21:40 EDT (#)
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c)When they begin grade nine, they may attend because, at that age, they are able to fully
comprehend anything that happens in the world.
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All a 9th grader can do is bitch about the government and listen to shitty music.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:09:29 EDT (#)
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Funny that when us french canadians denounce stereotypes against us, anglos will call us whiners. And rightly so. But when you make a joke about jews you're an antisemite.
Gotta like double standard.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:09:19 EDT (#)
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I agreee, especially with the part where you hate jews.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:09:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:21:18 (#)
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Ever heard of Tay Sachs.
It is a genetic Disorder that everyone of jewish DENSCENT is at risk for.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:12:34 (#)
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If someone is a Jew, it is their ethnicity. People are genetically Jews.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:11:18 (#)
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You do not understand
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KoolMang can hate me but I think I'm going to have to be a jew. Not that I'd be a bad jew, or something...
but firefly i can't let you throw your blatant ignorance around. there is NO way in hell that you have a higher chance of getting a disease because of your religion. Ethnically, jews are from the middle east, and now europe and eastern america. THey have a risk because their ancestors have had the disease, maybe it was spread in Jew-Land back in the day. I have a high risk of hip and knee problems, as well as heart problems (it runs in my family) but guess what?!?! They're mormon! IM NOT!! Does that mean I wont get those problems? No, it doesn't.
Jews just have really close ties and hardly ever marry out of religion. So statistically, they're marrying into the same people that have a chance of the disease, etc. They further their chance of getting it by doing so.
Its just like dominant/recessive traits. I learned it in biology class. No offense to you, I don't mind you, I just don't like blatant ignorance. You have been informed.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:40:46 EDT (#)
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People aren't genetically Jews. If they're genetically Jews, then I'm genetically Viking.
That genetics thing is bullshit. Where they come from is their ethnicity, and what religion they follow is something their parents force onto them, starting with the doctor and the knife.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:36:09 EDT (#)
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Firefly, I fisted your sister.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-28 13:39:33 EDT (#)
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a little ignorant, this one...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:35:45 EDT (#)
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excuse me descent
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:35:43 EDT (#)
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excuse me descent
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:21:18 EDT (#)
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Ever heard of Tay Sachs.
It is a genetic Disorder that everyone of jewish DENSCENT is at risk for.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:16:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:12:34 EDT (#)
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If someone is a Jew, it is their ethnicity. People are genetically Jews.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:11:18 EDT (#)
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You do not understand
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:10:45 EDT (#)
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The same mentality can't be put towards nationality. It can if you decide to change nationality.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-28 12:09:52 EDT (#)
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Martin Luther was born a godamn Catholic, and he decided to change religions. You aren't born as anything, you just descend from a certain person who believes in one thing. Belief isn't genetic.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 11:59:01 EDT (#)
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I guess we should shoot people of the Canadaian faith as well.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 11:57:42 EDT (#)
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People are born Jews like you were born a canadian. It is not just a religion, and not all Jews follow the jewish faith.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-28 11:48:37 EDT (#)
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Ignorance is bliss.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-28 11:16:00 EDT (#)
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+2 for Blackadder mention.
Oh, and the Bible was around before the birth of Jesus, but more was added to it after his death (The New Testament).
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-28 09:20:06 EDT (#)
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now you post your picture like its nobody's business.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:59:34 EDT (#)
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+2 Because I'm a dumbass and I just realised that the other two were posted by other people.
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:50:07 EDT (#)
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I would -2 this because it's posted three times but two things saved you:
1. It's a reasonable post (+1)
2. You have a damn cool lizard. (+2)
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:23:45 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-28 08:09:08 EDT (#)
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"c)When they begin grade nine, they may attend because, at that age, they are able to fully
comprehend anything that happens in the world."
Uh, no.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:53:20 EDT (#)
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I don't really agree, but it's lame that everyone is copying this post. Get a life, kids.
Submitted by Amusingly_shaped_semen_stain (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:43:36 EDT (#)
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This reminded me of Madd-COX.
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:38:47 EDT (#)
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Remember, hell is reserved for those who believe in it. AND, the lowest rungs of hell are reserved for those who believe they are going there unless they do something about it.
Koolmang, do you hate all Jews, or just the covetous ones?
Submitted by Tuxebux (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:38:27 EDT (#)
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cool lizard, not much of a religous person heres.
Submitted by Krautski (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:30:26 EDT (#)
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I saw the Jew steal it officer
Submitted by KoolMing (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:29:12 EDT (#)
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I love you, and everything you believe in.
I had a pet chemelean(sp?) once, but he got eaton by my dog. He crapped rainbows for a week.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:28:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/46360
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:28:47 EDT (#)
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Wubble.
Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:28:03 EDT (#)
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subjugation of mein ass fixy action..
religion is such a jew thing to be involved in
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:26:42 EDT (#)
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To cancel out that cum stain below
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-28 07:24:48 EDT (#)
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